Thought you could keep me away, huh? Well, despite the lack of reviews,
I'm here to stay bay-bee, just to torture you! BWA HA HA HA!!! Well,
here's chapter 3, MALON!! For all you who cannot stand to see the best
characters get bashed, this ain't fer yew so git out. Sorry, I'm
channeling again. Anyway, like I said, I discriminate for no one.
EVERYONE MUST BE INSULTED!!!!!!! Now, with that pleasant note, on with the
fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Meanies.
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!!****
by the author no one loves: Dekustar!!!
Ladies and germs, welcome to this week's episode of Zelda Interviews! Our guest tonight- she may not be royalty, but she's one heckuva ranch girl, MALON!!! *lots of applause*
*Malon comes onstage wearing a dirty dress with things I won't mention on it*
Ds: Welcome, Malon..Malon.
Malon: I gots a last name. It's *some kid in the audience starts crying really loudly*
Ds: Really? Who'd expect you to have a last name like that. Anyway, may I ask you a few questions?
Malon: sure, whatever. *spits onto the carpet*
Ds: Um, could you please not do that? We just spent all our funds getting new cameramen.
Malon: yer life.
Ds: Anyway, first question. What are you thoughts and comments on Link, the hero of time?
Malon: That scrawny little fairy boy? Lessee now, idn't he the one who stole my best horse?
Ds: Huh? Didn't you give Epona to him?
Malon: Give? Heck no. That liddle sunavagun stole that horse right from under Ingo's nose. You can be sure he din't get no supper that night.
Ds: But wasn't Ingo beating you?
Malon: What in the name of horse manure are yew talkin about? That liddle scrawny piece of dung beat me? I'd lay him flat in a second. *Flexes muscles*
Ds: Er, quite. Next question. What do you think of Ganondorf, the evil king of darkness *o.l.a.t.*?
Malon: Who?
Ds: The evil guy who almost took over your ranch? He captured Princess Zelda? He's evil?
Malon: Ohhh, him. Yea I know him. Him and me play poker every other weekend. Hey-he still owes me 50 rupees. If you don't mind, I'm gonna go collect my dues. *walks offstage rolling up sleeves.*
Ds: Ummm. ok. Well, tune in next week, for Zelda, Princess of Destiny!!!
*some applause*
so, whaja think? Huh? Good bad horrible go far far away while you still have a chance? Please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Meanies.
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!!****
by the author no one loves: Dekustar!!!
Ladies and germs, welcome to this week's episode of Zelda Interviews! Our guest tonight- she may not be royalty, but she's one heckuva ranch girl, MALON!!! *lots of applause*
*Malon comes onstage wearing a dirty dress with things I won't mention on it*
Ds: Welcome, Malon..Malon.
Malon: I gots a last name. It's *some kid in the audience starts crying really loudly*
Ds: Really? Who'd expect you to have a last name like that. Anyway, may I ask you a few questions?
Malon: sure, whatever. *spits onto the carpet*
Ds: Um, could you please not do that? We just spent all our funds getting new cameramen.
Malon: yer life.
Ds: Anyway, first question. What are you thoughts and comments on Link, the hero of time?
Malon: That scrawny little fairy boy? Lessee now, idn't he the one who stole my best horse?
Ds: Huh? Didn't you give Epona to him?
Malon: Give? Heck no. That liddle sunavagun stole that horse right from under Ingo's nose. You can be sure he din't get no supper that night.
Ds: But wasn't Ingo beating you?
Malon: What in the name of horse manure are yew talkin about? That liddle scrawny piece of dung beat me? I'd lay him flat in a second. *Flexes muscles*
Ds: Er, quite. Next question. What do you think of Ganondorf, the evil king of darkness *o.l.a.t.*?
Malon: Who?
Ds: The evil guy who almost took over your ranch? He captured Princess Zelda? He's evil?
Malon: Ohhh, him. Yea I know him. Him and me play poker every other weekend. Hey-he still owes me 50 rupees. If you don't mind, I'm gonna go collect my dues. *walks offstage rolling up sleeves.*
Ds: Ummm. ok. Well, tune in next week, for Zelda, Princess of Destiny!!!
*some applause*
so, whaja think? Huh? Good bad horrible go far far away while you still have a chance? Please review!