Howdy do, my little readerettes. Don't ask. It is Christmas Eve, people
are drinking eggnog, things are getting festive-yes, that's right. It is
time for the next chapter of *ominous music* ZELDA
INTERVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bum bum bum!!! And here is you're host,
fresh from god-knows-where, is Dekustar!!! *silence* oh, go teach you're
grandmother to suck eggnog. Ba dum bum, chshsh! Never mind.
Disclaimer: it's Christmas, so I'm not going to lie and say I own Zelda. Sigh.
A/n: this is a warning, and I do not want anyone to take offense for this chapter, I am not trying to insult or offend anyone, I'm just here to try and make people laugh, so please no flames or anything.
And now, the what you've all been waiting for, the show that no one likes and that's why we put it here, the fox-reject,
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!****
With you're host, Dekustar!! And this week's episode, we have the little ray of wisdom, the seventh sage, the one, the only, Princess Zelda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smatterings of applause* *a girl wearing a lab coat and reeeaaaaally big dorky glasses walks onstage*
Ds: I'm sorry, are you lost?
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g.: No.
Ds: You're not..you can't be.are you Zelda?
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g.: No, of course not. I'm her maid. She sent me onstage to remind you all that the three goddesses are our saviors and we do not appreciate them enough. Only then will she come onto this holy stage.
Ds: oh no. I mean, sure, ok, bring her on.
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g: all right, I will notify her. *walks offstage, then another girl comes out wearing a "what would the goddesses do?" shirt and a big necklace with the Triforce symbol on it*
Ds: dear goddesses.
Zelda: exactly! That is my point! They are dear and we should respect and love and worship them!
Ds: that's not really what I-
Zelda: the three golden goddesses of wisdom courage and power created this good earth for us, and what thanks do they get? Hardly any! Well, except for the season of thanking, the multiple temples, the dozens of worshippers, and a bunch of stuff devoted to them? I ask you, would you be satisfied?
Ds: That's not really why we're here-
Zelda: Yes it is! If not for the goddesses, you wouldn't be alive!
Ds: No, no, I mean that's not why we're here today-
Zelda: of course it is! Pray to the goddesses and beg for their forgiveness! Pray to ask them to forgive you for your insolence!
Ds: No, I meant here on the show!
Zelda:.....oh. Well, it should be.
Ds: good, that can be your lifelong dream, to start a show devoted to the goddesses, but in the meantime, would you please have a seat?
Zelda: All right. *sits down across from Ds*
Ds: Now, Zelda, may I ask you a few questions?
Zelda: Before you do, may I read something from the book of goddesses?
Ds: Fine. Whatever. I don't care what my ratings are.
Zelda: good. *takes out enormous book from somewhere*
Ds: no, wait, I was being sarcastic-
Zelda (from book): .and the goddesses looked down upon this red earth, and they hath said, let there be life, and lo, there was a single creature on the ground, and they looked at it, and it said "I am Hylian!" and lo, the race of Hylians was born,-
Ds: That's it, don't I get any special talk show host powers?
Director: I don't think so, maybe I do. *pulls out remote control* Let's see, mute, mute, ah! Here it is! *click*
*everything goes dark*
Ds: You fool! That was the power button!
Director: Oops.
Well, what did you think, and please, like I said, don't be offended, I didn't mean to offend anyone if did. Please don't take down my fic or be mean or hurt me. Anyway, please I need help! Next chapter is Nabooru, and how should I make her? Please review, or you get an even crappier chapter! And by the way, Happy Holidays whatever they are!
Disclaimer: it's Christmas, so I'm not going to lie and say I own Zelda. Sigh.
A/n: this is a warning, and I do not want anyone to take offense for this chapter, I am not trying to insult or offend anyone, I'm just here to try and make people laugh, so please no flames or anything.
And now, the what you've all been waiting for, the show that no one likes and that's why we put it here, the fox-reject,
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!****
With you're host, Dekustar!! And this week's episode, we have the little ray of wisdom, the seventh sage, the one, the only, Princess Zelda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smatterings of applause* *a girl wearing a lab coat and reeeaaaaally big dorky glasses walks onstage*
Ds: I'm sorry, are you lost?
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g.: No.
Ds: You're not..you can't be.are you Zelda?
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g.: No, of course not. I'm her maid. She sent me onstage to remind you all that the three goddesses are our saviors and we do not appreciate them enough. Only then will she come onto this holy stage.
Ds: oh no. I mean, sure, ok, bring her on.
g.w.a.l.c.a.r.b.d.g: all right, I will notify her. *walks offstage, then another girl comes out wearing a "what would the goddesses do?" shirt and a big necklace with the Triforce symbol on it*
Ds: dear goddesses.
Zelda: exactly! That is my point! They are dear and we should respect and love and worship them!
Ds: that's not really what I-
Zelda: the three golden goddesses of wisdom courage and power created this good earth for us, and what thanks do they get? Hardly any! Well, except for the season of thanking, the multiple temples, the dozens of worshippers, and a bunch of stuff devoted to them? I ask you, would you be satisfied?
Ds: That's not really why we're here-
Zelda: Yes it is! If not for the goddesses, you wouldn't be alive!
Ds: No, no, I mean that's not why we're here today-
Zelda: of course it is! Pray to the goddesses and beg for their forgiveness! Pray to ask them to forgive you for your insolence!
Ds: No, I meant here on the show!
Zelda:.....oh. Well, it should be.
Ds: good, that can be your lifelong dream, to start a show devoted to the goddesses, but in the meantime, would you please have a seat?
Zelda: All right. *sits down across from Ds*
Ds: Now, Zelda, may I ask you a few questions?
Zelda: Before you do, may I read something from the book of goddesses?
Ds: Fine. Whatever. I don't care what my ratings are.
Zelda: good. *takes out enormous book from somewhere*
Ds: no, wait, I was being sarcastic-
Zelda (from book): .and the goddesses looked down upon this red earth, and they hath said, let there be life, and lo, there was a single creature on the ground, and they looked at it, and it said "I am Hylian!" and lo, the race of Hylians was born,-
Ds: That's it, don't I get any special talk show host powers?
Director: I don't think so, maybe I do. *pulls out remote control* Let's see, mute, mute, ah! Here it is! *click*
*everything goes dark*
Ds: You fool! That was the power button!
Director: Oops.
Well, what did you think, and please, like I said, don't be offended, I didn't mean to offend anyone if did. Please don't take down my fic or be mean or hurt me. Anyway, please I need help! Next chapter is Nabooru, and how should I make her? Please review, or you get an even crappier chapter! And by the way, Happy Holidays whatever they are!