HELLLLLLOOOOO EEVVVERYBOOOODDDYYYYYY!!!!!!! I am BACK! To torture you with the next chapter. This will suck, by the way. Well, here's Nabooru, and she will be messed up, because look at the author of this fic, but I'm evil and will make you suffer through it.

Disclaimer: Monkeys ate my grandmother. I mean, I don't own Zelda.

And now, ladies and germs, gals and ghouls, evil fire breathing death monkeys and stuff from the bottom of your shoe, here is this week's episode of...

****Zelda Interviews****

And your host, Dekustar! *crickets*

Ds: RELEASE THE CRICKET POISON!!!!!

Crickets: cough cough cough

Ds: Hello, everyone! Welcome to Zelda Interviews, the show! This week's guest is the sage of spirit, Nabooru!

*Nabooru walks onstage*

Ds: Welcome Nabooru!

Nabooru: Hi Mrs. Talk Show Host Lady!

Ds: ummmm....call me Dekustar.

Nabooru: Okay Dekustar!

Ds: And I thought this one would be normal..

Nabooru: Huh?

Ds: Never mind. Do you mind if I asked you a few questions?

Nabooru: Ok! *starts sucking her thumb*

Ds: Ummm. whatever. What is your opinion of Link?

Nabooru: *giggles* He's silly!

Ds: Reeeeeeaaaaaallly. Next question. What do you do when you aren't stealing or whatever Gerudo Thieves do?

Nabooru: It's wrong to steal!

Ds: Yeah..well, what do you like to do with your free time?

Nabooru: I like to watch Barney!!!!!!! *starts dancing around singing songs from Barney*

Ds: Oh no...

Nabooru: I also like to practice my abc's! *starts singing the abc song*

Ds: I am this close to quitting. Next week will be Ruto, and I really really hope that she will be at least semi normal.

I told you it would suck. Please r+r!