Hello! Hi! Hola! Aloha! And more crap like that. Well, you wanted it, you
get it! Here is chapter 6 of Zelda Interviews! Bum bum bum! I hope you
enjoy! Why do I always end sentences in exclamation points! Oh well on
with the fic!
Disclaimer!: I don't own Zelda, so neener neener neener can't sue me!
****Zelda Interviews****
With your host, Dekustar! *someone coughing can be heard over crickets* Well, if you don't think it's good, why are you here???
Some random guy in the audience: We do like the show, but Ruto paid us not to clap.
Dekustar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? *Ruto walks onstage*
Ruto: Hey everyone! *wild clapping and chants of 'Ruto, Ruto!' can be heard*
Dekustar: Where do you get enough money to pay everyone to do that?
Ruto: Well, I am a princess.
Ds: Umm. right.. well anyway, can I ask you some questions?
Ruto: Sure. *sits down*
Ds: oooooooook. Well, since its what you're mainly accused of, why do you like Link so much?
Ruto: Link? Link who? Do I even know a Link?
Ds: What? You're obsessed with the guy! You either are or were engaged to him!!!!
Ruto: I get engaged to a lot of people, but I'm not gay!
Ds: WHAT?????
Ruto: I wouldn't go out with another guy!
Ds: You're a guy?!?!?!?!?
Ruto: Well, yeah! I have been all my life!
Ds: But.but.you're a princess!
Ruto: Yeah, so? Princesses are always guys!
Ds: No they're not! Princesses are girls and princes are guys!
Ruto: Oh yeah, I forgot. You see, for Zora People's royalty, King's are men, Queens are women, Princesses are guys and Prince's are girls.
Ds: Umm..thanks for clearing that up.I think.
Ruto: Do you have any more questions, or can I go? I've got a date with a foxy prince.
Ds: Umm.sure.okay.whatever.*Ruto walks offstage*
Ds: Umm..okay.next week is Darunia..and I really hope he's really a guy..
Don't ask, I just needed a weird twist to meet the demands of all you fans out there. And by the way, Happy New Years!!
Disclaimer!: I don't own Zelda, so neener neener neener can't sue me!
****Zelda Interviews****
With your host, Dekustar! *someone coughing can be heard over crickets* Well, if you don't think it's good, why are you here???
Some random guy in the audience: We do like the show, but Ruto paid us not to clap.
Dekustar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? *Ruto walks onstage*
Ruto: Hey everyone! *wild clapping and chants of 'Ruto, Ruto!' can be heard*
Dekustar: Where do you get enough money to pay everyone to do that?
Ruto: Well, I am a princess.
Ds: Umm. right.. well anyway, can I ask you some questions?
Ruto: Sure. *sits down*
Ds: oooooooook. Well, since its what you're mainly accused of, why do you like Link so much?
Ruto: Link? Link who? Do I even know a Link?
Ds: What? You're obsessed with the guy! You either are or were engaged to him!!!!
Ruto: I get engaged to a lot of people, but I'm not gay!
Ds: WHAT?????
Ruto: I wouldn't go out with another guy!
Ds: You're a guy?!?!?!?!?
Ruto: Well, yeah! I have been all my life!
Ds: But.but.you're a princess!
Ruto: Yeah, so? Princesses are always guys!
Ds: No they're not! Princesses are girls and princes are guys!
Ruto: Oh yeah, I forgot. You see, for Zora People's royalty, King's are men, Queens are women, Princesses are guys and Prince's are girls.
Ds: Umm..thanks for clearing that up.I think.
Ruto: Do you have any more questions, or can I go? I've got a date with a foxy prince.
Ds: Umm.sure.okay.whatever.*Ruto walks offstage*
Ds: Umm..okay.next week is Darunia..and I really hope he's really a guy..
Don't ask, I just needed a weird twist to meet the demands of all you fans out there. And by the way, Happy New Years!!