A/N: Thank you to everyone who reviewed and put in suggestions! As you can see, I used many of them! Also, this is really short and I am very sorry, but I am having writer's block and yeah, I'm sorry it's so short.

This is from the POV of Vicious's bird:

Has anyone ever noticed how I am almost always with Vicious? He thinks I look cool on his shoulder, so he always makes me stand there. I never get a bloody moment to myself!!! I am very sorry, it's just so frustrating. Anyway, I am here to unleash my revenge on Vicious for never letting me be, and on that woman Vicious always used to have over for being so mean to me.



Vicious

~ Every Thursday at eight o'clock, Vicious has ballet lessons.

~ Every once in a while Vicious paints his toenails "just for fun"

~ Vicious plucks his eyebrows.

~ Vicious's shiny silvery blonde hair? It's a wig, he's really completely bald.

Julia

~ Julia never loved Spike or Vicious, she just wanted to see who had sex better.

~ Julia works as a prostitute on weekends (surprise surprise, huh?)

~ Julia used to be a 300 pound male trucker named Tiny-it's a wonder what surgery can do (oh, and by the way, not even Vicious know this one!)