Heellllllooooo! I is here to STAY! Maybe. I dunno. But I'M ON A SUGAR
RUSH!!!!!!! And so I thought, what would be a good thing to do while I am
on this rush? Then it hit me-TO TORTURE YOU FURTHER WITH PERHAPS MULTIPLE
INCREASINGS OF CHAPTER NUMBERS!!!!!!! Or something along those lines.
Well, enough talkelating, more writealating! Here's chapter 7!
Disclaimer: I own Dekustar. You may use any of the character traits I've come up with. Nothing else is mine since I live inside a cardboard box with this computer I constructed out of non-recyclable cans.
****Zelda Interviews****
the show!
With your host, Dekustar! *Dekustar walks onstage with a groan* not this again.
Ds: Well, here's today's guest, Darunia, king of the gorons. *big boulder onstage turns into Darunia*
Ds: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Hi!
Ds: Well, it's this or therapy in a padded room...
Darunia: Did you know I'm a huge star trek fan?
Ds: I think I'll op for the room..
Director: Oh no you don't, we have another year's contract!
Ds: Spammit..
Darunia: That reminds me of an episode of star trek where..*2 hours later*......and then the Captain said, that's no worm hole, that's my wife! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ds: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Darunia: Hey, are you awake? Heeelllllllooooo?
Ds: Just five more minutes ma..
Darunia: HEY!!!
Ds: Navi? But your next week!
Darunia: Ah HEM!!!
Ds: Oh.sorry.do you mind if I ask you a few questions as soon as I make them up?
Darunia: Sure.
Ds: Ok....um....what do you think of the King of Hyrule?
Darunia: He sucks. He likes star wars, not star trek.
Ds: Um..right..okay..how about, how come you have a son with no mention of a wife?
Darunia: I have a wife. We got married in Las Vegas. Now there was a drunken mistake! You see, I was at a star trek convention, and I saw the prettiest Zora you ever did see..
Ds: Your wife was a Zora????
Darunia: I'm not there yet! Well, I realized I was hitting on a water fountain since I'd had a bit too much Romulin Ale, and then I fell in when my wife to be pulled me out from drowning.
Ds: What a...romantic..story.
Darunia: Isn't it? That reminds me of another star trek episode....
Ds: Ugh. save yourselves, while you can. Next week is...God...the three fairies. I'm going to call the insane asylum in advance...
So, what did you think? Review please, but don't expect another chapter unless you both review and give me ideas, I'm all out.
Disclaimer: I own Dekustar. You may use any of the character traits I've come up with. Nothing else is mine since I live inside a cardboard box with this computer I constructed out of non-recyclable cans.
****Zelda Interviews****
the show!
With your host, Dekustar! *Dekustar walks onstage with a groan* not this again.
Ds: Well, here's today's guest, Darunia, king of the gorons. *big boulder onstage turns into Darunia*
Ds: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: Hi!
Ds: Well, it's this or therapy in a padded room...
Darunia: Did you know I'm a huge star trek fan?
Ds: I think I'll op for the room..
Director: Oh no you don't, we have another year's contract!
Ds: Spammit..
Darunia: That reminds me of an episode of star trek where..*2 hours later*......and then the Captain said, that's no worm hole, that's my wife! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ds: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Darunia: Hey, are you awake? Heeelllllllooooo?
Ds: Just five more minutes ma..
Darunia: HEY!!!
Ds: Navi? But your next week!
Darunia: Ah HEM!!!
Ds: Oh.sorry.do you mind if I ask you a few questions as soon as I make them up?
Darunia: Sure.
Ds: Ok....um....what do you think of the King of Hyrule?
Darunia: He sucks. He likes star wars, not star trek.
Ds: Um..right..okay..how about, how come you have a son with no mention of a wife?
Darunia: I have a wife. We got married in Las Vegas. Now there was a drunken mistake! You see, I was at a star trek convention, and I saw the prettiest Zora you ever did see..
Ds: Your wife was a Zora????
Darunia: I'm not there yet! Well, I realized I was hitting on a water fountain since I'd had a bit too much Romulin Ale, and then I fell in when my wife to be pulled me out from drowning.
Ds: What a...romantic..story.
Darunia: Isn't it? That reminds me of another star trek episode....
Ds: Ugh. save yourselves, while you can. Next week is...God...the three fairies. I'm going to call the insane asylum in advance...
So, what did you think? Review please, but don't expect another chapter unless you both review and give me ideas, I'm all out.