Hey! Back! Don't have anything funny to say, except MONKEYS!!!!!!! And I'm done. Btw, I'm sorry it took me so long to update, but for some unknown reason fanfiction wouldn't let me update my stories.

Disclaimer: I own Zelda when I get it for Christmas/Birthday/whatever. Not until then.

****Zelda Interviews****

With your host, Dekustar!!!

Ds: Who says that stuff?

Voice who announces stuff: We do!!!

Ds: Oh no, that means…

v.w.a.s: YUP! We're HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Tatl, Tael, and Navi fly in*

Ds: How I'll cope with three I don't know.

Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK UP!

Tatl: Shut up Navi! You are so Ocarina Of Time!

Tael: You tell her sis!

Ds: If you'll please sit down…

Tael: I think I'm gonna clap! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!

Ds: Please stop…

Navi: Shut up Tael!

Tatl: Don't you talk to my brother that way!

Navi: You're not even related!

Tael: Who told you that?!?!?!?!?

Navi: You did.

Tatl: Oh yeah…

Ds: If you'll please sit down….

Tael: You know what would be fun? IF WE ATE A LOT OF GRAPES!!!!!!!

Navi: Yeah, that would be fun! Hey, here's a bowl!

Tatl: Yummy!

Ds: Those aren't real grapes…

Tatl: Eew! These taste like wax!

Navi: Let's throw them at the audience!

Tael + Tatl: YEAH!!!!

Ds: SHUT UP ALL THREE OF YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!

*all three ignore Dekustar*

Navi: Yeah! I got that old lady right in the eye!

Tatl: I got that old man right between the eyes!

Tael: I hit a doggy!

Ds: *takes huge bottle and crams all three into it*

Navi: Hey! This isn't fair!

Tatl: Yeah! We have 3 minutes left!

Tael: I WANT MY MOMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Ds: Ah…peace at last…and for next week, we have…*reads slip of paper* Airas? Who the heck is Airas?

Director: you have it upside down!

Ds: Oh, yes! Next week we have Saria! This should be a pleasant break….



Yes, I know, that was horrible. I was out of ideas! Well anyway, please r+r!