Hello, it's me again Dekustar. I have the next and not last section
of….ZELDA INTERVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! This will be good, I have a lot for Saria.
Well, not much else to say, but enjoy and please review! Flames aren't
wanted, but if ya do flame me I know how to get revenge.
Disclaimer: Never have, never will.
And now ladies and germs, here's what you've all been dreading, the next episode of….
****Zelda Interviews****
the show!
And here's your host, fresh from her last trip to the nut house, the one, the only, DEKUSTAR!!!!!!!!
Ds: Don't bother doing the "crickets" routine.
Director: But we have a new clap soundtrack!
Ds: Really? Cool! Roll it!
Sound fx: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Ds: That's it? you have one person clapping?
Director: You like?
Ds: No I don't like it, I LOVE IT! I NOW KNOW WHAT APPLAUSE SOUNDS LIKE! *starts crying*
Director: O.O Well, I guess it's up to me to announce SARIA!!
*Saria walks onstage*
Saria: Hi!
Ds: Oh yes, this will be a welcome relief, Saria is the only sane one in the game.
Director: Um, Deku, haven't we already proved several times over that things aren't always what they seem in the game?
Ds: Quiet, you.
Director: Ooooookay, whatever you say.
Ds: Now, Saria, how are you today?
Saria: I'm super! How are you?
Ds: I'm good! Now, Saria, would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
Saria: Not at all, but can I show you this picture I drew this morning?
Ds: Um, sure!
Saria: See, that's me, and that's Link!
Ds: That's very nice! What are you two doing?
Saria: Getting married!
Ds: Um…good for you!
Ds(thinking): CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP SHE'S JUST LIKE THE OTHERS CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP….
Saria: I also drew a picture of Mr. Fluffy Bunny!
Ds: He…he looks like a lion….
Saria: No he doesn't! Don't say Mr. Fluffy Bunny is a lion! He's a fluffy big bunny!
Ds: All right, but if you don't mind me asking you some questions….
Saria: Ok!
Ds: All right, how do you feel about being in one of the world's most popular game?
Saria: What's the world?
Ds: Jeez…well, it's what we all live on.
Saria: But I live in a house!
Ds: No, see, the world is really really big and your house is ON the world….
Saria: My house is in the forest!
Ds: I KNOW THAT!!! The forest is on the world!
Saria: No, the forest is in Hyrule Field!
Ds: THE FIELD IS ON THE WORLD!!!!!!
Saria: No, it's in Hyrule! You're silly, not to know that!
Ds: *faints anime style*
Saria: *looks at watch* Oh no, I'm late!
Ds: For what?
Saria: My devil-worshipping cult meeting! Bye, nice meeting you! *runs out*
Ds: O.O
Off the wall? Insane? This calls for, dah dah dah DAH!! A POLL!!
What do you think of this fic?
1. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
2. It's pretty good!
3. Whatever.
4. It's okay, but I don't really like it.
5. IT'S THE WORST THING I EVER HAD THE ILL FORTUNE TO READ! I SPIT ON YOUR FIC!
Please r+r!
Disclaimer: Never have, never will.
And now ladies and germs, here's what you've all been dreading, the next episode of….
****Zelda Interviews****
the show!
And here's your host, fresh from her last trip to the nut house, the one, the only, DEKUSTAR!!!!!!!!
Ds: Don't bother doing the "crickets" routine.
Director: But we have a new clap soundtrack!
Ds: Really? Cool! Roll it!
Sound fx: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Ds: That's it? you have one person clapping?
Director: You like?
Ds: No I don't like it, I LOVE IT! I NOW KNOW WHAT APPLAUSE SOUNDS LIKE! *starts crying*
Director: O.O Well, I guess it's up to me to announce SARIA!!
*Saria walks onstage*
Saria: Hi!
Ds: Oh yes, this will be a welcome relief, Saria is the only sane one in the game.
Director: Um, Deku, haven't we already proved several times over that things aren't always what they seem in the game?
Ds: Quiet, you.
Director: Ooooookay, whatever you say.
Ds: Now, Saria, how are you today?
Saria: I'm super! How are you?
Ds: I'm good! Now, Saria, would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
Saria: Not at all, but can I show you this picture I drew this morning?
Ds: Um, sure!
Saria: See, that's me, and that's Link!
Ds: That's very nice! What are you two doing?
Saria: Getting married!
Ds: Um…good for you!
Ds(thinking): CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP SHE'S JUST LIKE THE OTHERS CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP….
Saria: I also drew a picture of Mr. Fluffy Bunny!
Ds: He…he looks like a lion….
Saria: No he doesn't! Don't say Mr. Fluffy Bunny is a lion! He's a fluffy big bunny!
Ds: All right, but if you don't mind me asking you some questions….
Saria: Ok!
Ds: All right, how do you feel about being in one of the world's most popular game?
Saria: What's the world?
Ds: Jeez…well, it's what we all live on.
Saria: But I live in a house!
Ds: No, see, the world is really really big and your house is ON the world….
Saria: My house is in the forest!
Ds: I KNOW THAT!!! The forest is on the world!
Saria: No, the forest is in Hyrule Field!
Ds: THE FIELD IS ON THE WORLD!!!!!!
Saria: No, it's in Hyrule! You're silly, not to know that!
Ds: *faints anime style*
Saria: *looks at watch* Oh no, I'm late!
Ds: For what?
Saria: My devil-worshipping cult meeting! Bye, nice meeting you! *runs out*
Ds: O.O
Off the wall? Insane? This calls for, dah dah dah DAH!! A POLL!!
What do you think of this fic?
1. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
2. It's pretty good!
3. Whatever.
4. It's okay, but I don't really like it.
5. IT'S THE WORST THING I EVER HAD THE ILL FORTUNE TO READ! I SPIT ON YOUR FIC!
Please r+r!