I'm sorry I haven't written much on this in a while, but a certain web site wouldn't recognize this as a written document, so what are you gonna do? And lookey lookey, I'm in the double digits!! I never thought I'd get that far. Thought you could keep me away, didja? Huh? Well, tough potatoes I'm here to stay, so neener neener neener! Er…….I mean…….On with the fic! Please r+r!!!

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And-a now, the next episode of…

****Zelda Interviews****

With your host, the one, the nutty, DEKUSTAR!!!

Clap soundtrack: *one person clapping*

Ds: I am never going to get used to that.

Director: Um, Dekustar, we don't exactly have anyone else lined up…

Ds: What? Why not?

Director: Well, when the people from the clinic picked you up, we thought it was for good and didn't expect you to break out, at least not so soon…

Ds: Humph. Well, isn't there anyone we can do?

Director: Well, there's this weird guy outside who claims he's from the game…

Ds: All right, bring him in.

Director: All right…

*Rauru comes running*

Rauru: OOH, GRAPES!!!!

Ds: Actually, those are wax-

Rauru: Wha? *has a bunch of grapes in his mouth*

Ds: Er…never mind…

Rauru: Do you have any more food?

Ds: No, sorry. But can I ask you some questions?

Rauru: All right, but if I don't get food soon I'll get cranky…

Ds: It's only until the show is over, or the audience walks out, which shouldn't take long.

Rauru: All right.

Ds: Okay, um, what is your position as Sage of Light like?

Rauru: All right, I guess. The fridge in the Sacred Realm I had especially enchanted so that there's no shortage of food.

Ds: Um…ok…next question. Do you know why that in the game, when Link wakes up as an adult, he has an earring with no sight of one before then?

Rauru: They had a three piercing special, and I wanted my bellybutton and eyebrow pierced…

Ds: Ew…wait a minute, you don't have an eyebrow piercing!

Rauru: Well, it didn't work because my eyebrow was too big.

Ds: Right…ok…

Rauru: Man, I'm soooo hungry…can I go raid your fridge now?

Ds: We have a fridge??

Rauru: Yeah, I saw it on my way in.

Ds: I didn't know that!!!

Rauru: Yeah, whatever. Can I go now?

Ds: Yeah, okay. By the way, for our loyal audience/reader *someone coughs and it strangely sounds like "yeah right"* next week is Impa!