I have too many stories going at once, I keep forgetting to update…well,
enough about me. This week is Impa!!! Woo hoo. And by the way, I have an
obligation to make all the Zelda characters messed up royally, so for those
of you who wanted Impa normal…umm…well, I don't have a good finish for
that, so I'll just say tough!
Disclaimer: *Beep* if you're really dumb enough to think that I own Zelda, please call me at 1-800-geezyoumustbereallydumbtothinkiownzelda.com.
And-a now, ladies and gents, the one, the only…
****Zelda Interviews****
And here's your host, Dekustar!
Director: Um, Dekustar, we're sorry but the clap-soundtrack is broken.
Ds: Aw, shoot. Now I'm depressed. Who do we have today?
Director: Uh, Impa, the Sage of Shadow.
Audience: Ooooh!
Ds: If I didn't know better, I'd say that you like our guests more than you like me!
Impa: (in a ridiculously german accent) Of course zay do.
Ds: Oh…hi…Impa…
Impa: How are you doing?
Ds: Uh…fine…thanks…
Impa: I vent through a lot of trouble to get here. I hope eet ees vorth my trip?
Ds: We'll try to make your stay here comfortable sir…I mean ma'am…
Impa: Zat ees quite all right. Many people make that meestake for some reason.
Ds: I can't imagine why…please sit down…
Impa: Vhy sank you. I beelieve zat you haff some qvestions?
Ds: Uh…yeah…questions…uh…what exactly did you do for Zelda as her nanny?
Impa: Vhat ees thees…nanny? I vas her…educator.
Ds: How…nice…uh, next question…how did you know that you had to teach Link Zelda's lullabye?
Impa: I vas told to.
Ds: By who?
Impa: Zat eenformation comes at a terrible price. Do you really vant to know?
Ds: no, no, that's okay…uh, next question…um…did you know Sheik?
Impa: But of course, he vas my son.
Ds: But you didn't have a husband…
Impa: Are you suggesting zat I am improper??? You nasty nasty little girl, I shall have to teach you a lesson!
Ds: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Director: I guess it's up to me to say the end credits…uh…next week is Skullkid!
Ds (offscreen): AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOWWWWIIIIE I WANT MY MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Director: That's GOTTA hurt….
Short, weird, and I'm detecting a bit of too much randomness…oh well, please review!
Disclaimer: *Beep* if you're really dumb enough to think that I own Zelda, please call me at 1-800-geezyoumustbereallydumbtothinkiownzelda.com.
And-a now, ladies and gents, the one, the only…
****Zelda Interviews****
And here's your host, Dekustar!
Director: Um, Dekustar, we're sorry but the clap-soundtrack is broken.
Ds: Aw, shoot. Now I'm depressed. Who do we have today?
Director: Uh, Impa, the Sage of Shadow.
Audience: Ooooh!
Ds: If I didn't know better, I'd say that you like our guests more than you like me!
Impa: (in a ridiculously german accent) Of course zay do.
Ds: Oh…hi…Impa…
Impa: How are you doing?
Ds: Uh…fine…thanks…
Impa: I vent through a lot of trouble to get here. I hope eet ees vorth my trip?
Ds: We'll try to make your stay here comfortable sir…I mean ma'am…
Impa: Zat ees quite all right. Many people make that meestake for some reason.
Ds: I can't imagine why…please sit down…
Impa: Vhy sank you. I beelieve zat you haff some qvestions?
Ds: Uh…yeah…questions…uh…what exactly did you do for Zelda as her nanny?
Impa: Vhat ees thees…nanny? I vas her…educator.
Ds: How…nice…uh, next question…how did you know that you had to teach Link Zelda's lullabye?
Impa: I vas told to.
Ds: By who?
Impa: Zat eenformation comes at a terrible price. Do you really vant to know?
Ds: no, no, that's okay…uh, next question…um…did you know Sheik?
Impa: But of course, he vas my son.
Ds: But you didn't have a husband…
Impa: Are you suggesting zat I am improper??? You nasty nasty little girl, I shall have to teach you a lesson!
Ds: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Director: I guess it's up to me to say the end credits…uh…next week is Skullkid!
Ds (offscreen): AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOWWWWIIIIE I WANT MY MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Director: That's GOTTA hurt….
Short, weird, and I'm detecting a bit of too much randomness…oh well, please review!