Sorry it took me so long to update, but here's Skullkid!

Disclaimer: I live in a cardboard box. You do the math.

And now, ladies and more ladies,

Some random guy: Hey!

Here's the next episode of…..

****Zelda Interviews****

And here's your host, Pete!

Dekustar: ah-HEM.

I mean, Dekustar!

Ds: Better. Uh, today we have…SKULLKID!!!!

Wild cheering in the audience

Skullkid walks onstage

Skullkid: HI!!!!

Ds: Ugh…hi Skullkid…

Skullkid: I FEEL SO HONERED TO BE HERE! I MEAN, ALL MY FREINDS WERE ON HERE, AND NOW I AM, IT'S SOOOOO COOL!

Ds: You actually LIKE being here?!?!?! What's wrong with you?!?!?

Skullkid: LOTS OF THINGS.

Ds: Apparently…first question. Why do you always talk in capitals?

Skullkid: IT FITS MY UNIQUENESS.

Ds: Okie…dokie…next question…uh…what do you like to do with your free time?

Skullkid: DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?

Ds: I don't think so…

Skullkid: DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW?

Ds: I take it back, I really DO NOT want to know.

Skullkid: DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW?

Ds: NO!!!!

Skullkid: OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU. I LIKE TO WORK ON MY BALLET!!!

Ds: What?

Skullkid: ::starts dancing around and doing splits, and the audience is applauding wildly::

Ds: Oh goddesses…

Skullkid: OKAY, NEXT QUESTION.

Ds: Okay…what would you say if I said that you were more liked then Link by some people?

Skullkid: I'M MORE LIKED THEN LINK? HA! TOLD YOU, FAIRY!!! ::runs up to a camera:: DID YOU HEAR ME, LINK??? I'M MORE POPULAR THEN YOU!!!! KISS MY *bleep* YOU *bleep*-ING *bleep bleep bleeeeep*

Ds: Uh, security…

Big guys come up and drag Skullkid away

Ds: Hallelujah…who do we have next? Sheik? Oh crap…



A/N- What do you think? I need ideas for people in my interviews, I can't think of anymore. Please review!