Hiyaz, ya'll! I'm back, obviously, and here's the next chapter of Zelda Interviews! Please r+r!

Disclaimer: I own the guy next door, my cardboard box, some other crap, the world, but not Zelda. Got it?

And-a now, the next episode of…

****Zelda Interviews****

And your host, Dekustar!

Ds: I thought I was fired…

Director: What?

Ds: Didn't you fire me?

Director: No…

Ds: Oh yeah, that was my fleeting fantasy…

Director: Well, here's your next person…Sheik!

Sheik walks onstage

Ds: Uh, hi…

Sheik: Hello, tortured city citizen! Do not fear, Sheik the super-guy is here!

Ds: ………………………

Sheik: What are your questions?

Ds: ………………………….uh, are you really Zelda, or did she just dress like you?

Sheik: I am a totally different person! And a swinging bachelor! ::winks::

Some hysterical girls in the audience: Sigh! ::one faints::

Ds: ………………………..do I have to keep asking questions?

Director: Unfortunately, yes.

Ds: Uh…what do you do with your spare time?

Sheik: I fight crime and the forces of evil!

Ds: What would you say if I said you need a life more then my slippers do?

Sheik: What? Your slippers are in peril? I must go rescue your slippers from perilous peril of the perilous perily edge of peril it's perilous self!

Ds: ………………..

Sheik: Sheik the Super-guy, away!!!

Ds:…………………….



I know, that was kinda short, but oh well. Guess what! I'm starting on the villains, Queen Gohma is next!