Hey hey kiddies! And other people! And bunny slippers! And mushrooms! And
monkies! And orange potatoes! And-::some random guy slaps her:: OW!!
Disclaimer: What if I did? Would you care? Would anyone notice? Would I have to be Japanese?
And-a now, the next episode of…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!****
With your host, Dekustar!
Audience: BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dekustar: Hey! I'll have you know, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The same random guy who always says this kinda thing: Oh yeah? Name one!
Ds: Uhhhhhh…………………….
T.S.R.G.W.A.S.T.K.T.: See? YOU SUCK!!!!!
Ds: Then why are you here?
T.S.R.G.W.A.S.T.K.T.: I don't know…
Ds: Alrighty then, that's taken care of, now let's have our interview with…QUEEN GOHMA!!!!!
Gohma walks onstage, wearing a huge pair of glasses and carrying a huge book
Ds: Oh no, PLEASE not someone else like Zelda…
Gohma: On the contrary, I believe that we developed from a primitive form of Gorons, although we are not actually related.
Ds: Uh oh…
Gohma: You know, I have studied this show thoroughly and have based a hypothesis that YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!
Ds: Wha?
Gohma: YOU SHOULD EAT MONKIES AND DIE HORRIBLY YOU BLEEPING BLEEP!
Ds: Now I'm scared, and how come you actually said bleep instead of making us sensor what you say?
Gohma: Pardon me, that was my, what you may call, alter ego. I have a slight case of skitzophrenia, YOU PEICE OF SCRUB DROPPINGS! I SPIT ON YOU! No, no, Amhog! That would be uncivilized!
WHO CARES? YOU SUCK TOO! ::starts punching herself::
Ds: O.o'''''''
Gohma: ::is in an elaborate battle with herself, somehow::
Ds: I never thought I'd say this, but SHEIK THE SUPER-GUY, HELP!!!!!
Sheik the Super-Guy appears
Sheik: What do you need, fair citizen?
Ds: ::points at Gohma, who is now pulling her own hair, kicking, and punching herself:: KILL!!!!!!!
Sheik: This is no monster! It is….::pulls off costume, revealing two men:: TWO MEN WEARING A COSTUME!!!!
Guy #1: I daresay, companion of mine, that was quite uneducated!
Guy #2: YEAH? WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, SISSY?
Guy #1: I thought I was saying it to your head front, my good man!
Guy #2: What'd you say?
Ds: O.o'''''''''
Yeah…okay…that was REALLY random, wadn't it….Well, next week is King Dodongo, and expect it to suck unless you give me ideas pleez!
Disclaimer: What if I did? Would you care? Would anyone notice? Would I have to be Japanese?
And-a now, the next episode of…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!****
With your host, Dekustar!
Audience: BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dekustar: Hey! I'll have you know, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The same random guy who always says this kinda thing: Oh yeah? Name one!
Ds: Uhhhhhh…………………….
T.S.R.G.W.A.S.T.K.T.: See? YOU SUCK!!!!!
Ds: Then why are you here?
T.S.R.G.W.A.S.T.K.T.: I don't know…
Ds: Alrighty then, that's taken care of, now let's have our interview with…QUEEN GOHMA!!!!!
Gohma walks onstage, wearing a huge pair of glasses and carrying a huge book
Ds: Oh no, PLEASE not someone else like Zelda…
Gohma: On the contrary, I believe that we developed from a primitive form of Gorons, although we are not actually related.
Ds: Uh oh…
Gohma: You know, I have studied this show thoroughly and have based a hypothesis that YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!
Ds: Wha?
Gohma: YOU SHOULD EAT MONKIES AND DIE HORRIBLY YOU BLEEPING BLEEP!
Ds: Now I'm scared, and how come you actually said bleep instead of making us sensor what you say?
Gohma: Pardon me, that was my, what you may call, alter ego. I have a slight case of skitzophrenia, YOU PEICE OF SCRUB DROPPINGS! I SPIT ON YOU! No, no, Amhog! That would be uncivilized!
WHO CARES? YOU SUCK TOO! ::starts punching herself::
Ds: O.o'''''''
Gohma: ::is in an elaborate battle with herself, somehow::
Ds: I never thought I'd say this, but SHEIK THE SUPER-GUY, HELP!!!!!
Sheik the Super-Guy appears
Sheik: What do you need, fair citizen?
Ds: ::points at Gohma, who is now pulling her own hair, kicking, and punching herself:: KILL!!!!!!!
Sheik: This is no monster! It is….::pulls off costume, revealing two men:: TWO MEN WEARING A COSTUME!!!!
Guy #1: I daresay, companion of mine, that was quite uneducated!
Guy #2: YEAH? WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, SISSY?
Guy #1: I thought I was saying it to your head front, my good man!
Guy #2: What'd you say?
Ds: O.o'''''''''
Yeah…okay…that was REALLY random, wadn't it….Well, next week is King Dodongo, and expect it to suck unless you give me ideas pleez!