Yeah, I'm back, whatcha gonna do about it huh? Huh punk? You wanna make
summthin of it? Uh….never mind……
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my computer of non-recyclable cans and two cardboard boxes. So there.
And-a now, what you've all not been waiting for…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!*****
And here's your host, the stereotypical, the unoriginal…DEKUSTAR!!!
Ds: I must be worshipped!
Everyone in audience: No you shouldn't.
Ds: HA!! GOT YOU TO PROVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SHOW!!!
Everyone in audience: CURSES!!!!
Director: O.o''''
Ds: Okay, who do we have today?
King Dodongo: Like, me, man! Live on! Like, wow, dude! Look at all the pretty colors!
Ds: Oh goddesses no, not a hippie…YOU ALL DIED WITH THE SIXTIES!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE A LAWYER NOW!!!
King Dodongo: Like, no way dude! Lawyers are all like, uptight, and like, kill stuff…
Ds: O.o No they don't!
King Dodongo: Like, whatever dude…or should I say dudette? You're like, all uptight, try some goodness of the leaf…
Ds: YOU HAVE DRUGS?!?!?!?!?!?
King Dodongo: Like, no way man! Drugs are for, like, losers! I'm talking about the sweetness of like, Maple Leaves! Maple leaves are just the thing to eat…::holds out a handful of maple leaves::
Ds: O.o How did you do your scene as a hippie?!? You were trying to kill Link! If you're so against killing things…
King Dodongo: That was a time way before I like, knew my path in life as a preserver of like, nature!
Ds: They filmed your part in the fifties?!?!
King Dodongo: No way, man! Like, 5 years ago!
Ds: O.o How did you become a hippie in the nineties?!?!?
King Dodongo: Like, there is no like, nineties or like,. fifties, it's always the present…like, whoa, how is that like, possible?
Ds: Oh goddesses…next week is the amoebae thing…it's probably a lawyer for all I know…
King Dodongo: No way, man! That amoebae is like, my best friend! He wouldn't be like, a lawyer dude! He's like, cool!
Ds: Oh goddesses, another hippie!
King Dodongo: No way man, he's like, different!
Ds: I don't want to know…
I know that was short and not really my best, but tough potatoes. Please review!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my computer of non-recyclable cans and two cardboard boxes. So there.
And-a now, what you've all not been waiting for…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!*****
And here's your host, the stereotypical, the unoriginal…DEKUSTAR!!!
Ds: I must be worshipped!
Everyone in audience: No you shouldn't.
Ds: HA!! GOT YOU TO PROVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SHOW!!!
Everyone in audience: CURSES!!!!
Director: O.o''''
Ds: Okay, who do we have today?
King Dodongo: Like, me, man! Live on! Like, wow, dude! Look at all the pretty colors!
Ds: Oh goddesses no, not a hippie…YOU ALL DIED WITH THE SIXTIES!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE A LAWYER NOW!!!
King Dodongo: Like, no way dude! Lawyers are all like, uptight, and like, kill stuff…
Ds: O.o No they don't!
King Dodongo: Like, whatever dude…or should I say dudette? You're like, all uptight, try some goodness of the leaf…
Ds: YOU HAVE DRUGS?!?!?!?!?!?
King Dodongo: Like, no way man! Drugs are for, like, losers! I'm talking about the sweetness of like, Maple Leaves! Maple leaves are just the thing to eat…::holds out a handful of maple leaves::
Ds: O.o How did you do your scene as a hippie?!? You were trying to kill Link! If you're so against killing things…
King Dodongo: That was a time way before I like, knew my path in life as a preserver of like, nature!
Ds: They filmed your part in the fifties?!?!
King Dodongo: No way, man! Like, 5 years ago!
Ds: O.o How did you become a hippie in the nineties?!?!?
King Dodongo: Like, there is no like, nineties or like,. fifties, it's always the present…like, whoa, how is that like, possible?
Ds: Oh goddesses…next week is the amoebae thing…it's probably a lawyer for all I know…
King Dodongo: No way, man! That amoebae is like, my best friend! He wouldn't be like, a lawyer dude! He's like, cool!
Ds: Oh goddesses, another hippie!
King Dodongo: No way man, he's like, different!
Ds: I don't want to know…
I know that was short and not really my best, but tough potatoes. Please review!!!