YO YO YO!!! What's shakin'? ………never mind……I'm on a HUGE sugar rush! I got to taste test two different kinds of fudgesicles in Health, so I'm like…whoa, Sugar Rush!!!! So I decided to write some mar! YEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: NADA!!!!! NUNCHA!!! NOTHING!!!!! NUTTIN!!!!! ZIP!!!!! ZIPPO!!!!! Do I make myself clear?

And-a now, Ladies and Gents, Welcome your host…

Some random guy: NO!!!

DEKUSTAR!!!!!!

Ds: Thank you, thank you, now you can all go away.

Audience: Okay.

Ds: FOOLS!!! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!

Audience: Aw, phooey.

Ds: All right, we have Amorphus (A/N: Is that right?) the Amoebae?

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: Okay, you know what we have to do, right?

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: I can ask you some questions, then?

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: Okay. Are you really friends with King Dodongo, aka the huge hippie?

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: Wow, that guy has friends.

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: …………………you're a monkey.

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: ………………..and you're wearing black stockings…

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: ………………….AND YOU LOVE RED PEPPERS!!!!!

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: Okay, whoever you are, I know you're just some sort of fill-in for Amorphus.

Amorphus: Yup.

Ds: Okay, so typically when I say that, the real Amorphus reveals himself.

Amorphus: Oh. ::takes off Amorphus costume, revealing a monkey wearing black stockings and eating red peppers::

Ds: O.o

Monkey: Bye.

Real Amorphus comes in

Amorphus: Aw man, you found me out!

Ds: O.O

Amorphus: I'm gonna go ask King Dodongo if I can crash with him awhile until you interview Bongo-Bongo so we can all go to the Jimmy Buffet's concert.

Ds: Wow! You like Jimmy Buffet?

Amorphus: Yeah! You do too?

Ds: No. Just go away.

Amorphus: You're no fun…



That was…..weird….and definitely not my best. Well, review anyway pleez.