Hi! I'm back, obviously. Hope ya like this chapter! And, yes, I do know
that I'm going out of order. What's the name of the dude in Lord Jabu
Jabu? I'll do him next if ya tell me! Please r+r!
Disclaimer: I O U a disclaimer.
And-a now, gals and ghouls, here's what you've all been hating…
*****ZELDA INTERVIEWS, THE SHOW!!!*****
And here's you host, Dekustar!
Dekustar: Thank you, thank you! I'm here till Thursday!
Some random guy: You mean, you're leaving Thursday?
Ds: No, I was lying!
Some random guy: Awww….
Ds: Aight homies, we gots like the totally radical Bongo-Bongo!
Director: Umm, why are you talking like that?
Ds: ………………………….CURSE YOU, YOU FOUND ME OUT!!!!! ::takes of Dekustar costume and turns into Bongo Bongo::
Real Dekustar: Why were you pretending to be me?
Bongo Bongo: I'll never tell you!
Ds: Then we'll just have to remove your gum drop buttons until you do!
Bongo Bongo: NO!!! NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!!
Ds: Then tell me!
Bongo Bongo: All right, I'll tell you…do you know…the muffin man?
Ds: The muffin man?
Bongo Bongo: The muffin man…
Ds: Yes, I know the muffin man…who lives on Drury Lane?
Bongo Bongo: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
Ds: The muffin man?
Bongo Bongo: The muffin man!
Director: You know, Dekustar, we're already up to our necks in copy right laws…
Ds: Oops…
Bongo Bongo: Bleh heh heh! Now who's the toughest temple boss, huh Phantom Ganon?
Phantom Ganon: You're still not tough when you're fighting, wimp!
Bongo Bongo: I'm still way tougher then you!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are too!
Bongo Bongo: Am not…D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Copy right laws, people!
Ds: Aw, pbth!
Director: Did you just give me a raspberry?
Ds: No, not yet! ::Gives Director a big red raspberry (fruit)::
Director: MMmm, yummy!
Ds: Okay, time to restore the VERY little order around here. Phantom Ganon, go away, you're next week. Bongo Bongo, go away, I don't like you, and yes, you are embarrasingly easy to beat.
Bongo Bongo: You lie!
Ds: Course I do. Director, please do the closing thingy, I desperately need to go home and get high on something.
Director: Stay tuned, those of you who might still be reading possibly, next week is Phantom Ganon! Please review!
Disclaimer: I O U a disclaimer.
And-a now, gals and ghouls, here's what you've all been hating…
*****ZELDA INTERVIEWS, THE SHOW!!!*****
And here's you host, Dekustar!
Dekustar: Thank you, thank you! I'm here till Thursday!
Some random guy: You mean, you're leaving Thursday?
Ds: No, I was lying!
Some random guy: Awww….
Ds: Aight homies, we gots like the totally radical Bongo-Bongo!
Director: Umm, why are you talking like that?
Ds: ………………………….CURSE YOU, YOU FOUND ME OUT!!!!! ::takes of Dekustar costume and turns into Bongo Bongo::
Real Dekustar: Why were you pretending to be me?
Bongo Bongo: I'll never tell you!
Ds: Then we'll just have to remove your gum drop buttons until you do!
Bongo Bongo: NO!!! NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!!
Ds: Then tell me!
Bongo Bongo: All right, I'll tell you…do you know…the muffin man?
Ds: The muffin man?
Bongo Bongo: The muffin man…
Ds: Yes, I know the muffin man…who lives on Drury Lane?
Bongo Bongo: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
Ds: The muffin man?
Bongo Bongo: The muffin man!
Director: You know, Dekustar, we're already up to our necks in copy right laws…
Ds: Oops…
Bongo Bongo: Bleh heh heh! Now who's the toughest temple boss, huh Phantom Ganon?
Phantom Ganon: You're still not tough when you're fighting, wimp!
Bongo Bongo: I'm still way tougher then you!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are not!
Bongo Bongo: Am too!
Phantom Ganon: Are too!
Bongo Bongo: Am not…D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Copy right laws, people!
Ds: Aw, pbth!
Director: Did you just give me a raspberry?
Ds: No, not yet! ::Gives Director a big red raspberry (fruit)::
Director: MMmm, yummy!
Ds: Okay, time to restore the VERY little order around here. Phantom Ganon, go away, you're next week. Bongo Bongo, go away, I don't like you, and yes, you are embarrasingly easy to beat.
Bongo Bongo: You lie!
Ds: Course I do. Director, please do the closing thingy, I desperately need to go home and get high on something.
Director: Stay tuned, those of you who might still be reading possibly, next week is Phantom Ganon! Please review!