Hi! Back! Dis is gonna be kinda messed up, it's like 10:45 pm right now, so
I'm sleep deprived AS WELL AS PSYCHO!!! BLEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I own EVERYTHING!!! BWA HA HA!!! ::guys in white lab coats drag me away:: aw, man! I just escaped!
And-a now, Licks and Goobers, here's the next episode of…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!!*****
And here's your host, Dekustar!
Ds: Hey! Sup, ya'll?
Audience: THE SKY!!!
Ds: It is? Wow! Who do we have today, Director person dude?
Director: Phantom Ganon.
Ds: Uh…isn't he just gonna be like the real Ganondorf? ::ominous lightening and thunder:: Why does that keep happening?
Director: Well, I'm not sure if we can deal with another fairy…
Navi (from somewhere in the distance): Hey!
Ds: Um…why isn't he here?
Director: …
Ds: This is very very bad…we don't have someone to interview! Wait, that isn't bad, I can go home now!
Phantom Ganon: Sorry I'm late!
Ds: DOH!
P.G.: Do you have some questions for me?
Ds: All right, fine, I'll interview you! What exactly are you?
P.G.: A demon of the dark world, why?
Ds: O.o Why did you work for Ganondorf?
P.G.: Well, he summoned me.
Ds: Why do you have the same names?
P.G.: Um….I don't know?
Ds: Yes you do…
P.G.: CURSE YOU!! Because…HE'S MY FATHER!
Ds: What?
P.G.: Nah, I'm just kidding. Because he name sounded so cool I changed mine to match his.
Ds: What was your name before?
P.G.: Orange Monkey Butt.
Ds: …
P.G.: My parents weren't that creative.
Ds: YOU had parents?
P.G.: Uh huh. Judy and Mark. Horrible names.
Ds: …
P.G.: My brother John thinks that their names are cool, but what can you expect from someone named John?
Ds: You are totally and utterly insane.
P.G.: My dad says that was what he said to Mom when he found out about me.
Ds: What are you talking about?
P.G.: Well, Mom kept me in the basement for most of my life, without telling Dad. Then when he found out, he told Mom that she was totally and utterly insane.
Ds: For keeping you hidden?
P.G.: For keeping me alive.
Ds:…
Now, THAT was a bad chapter. Review anyway, though.
Disclaimer: I own EVERYTHING!!! BWA HA HA!!! ::guys in white lab coats drag me away:: aw, man! I just escaped!
And-a now, Licks and Goobers, here's the next episode of…
*****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!!*****
And here's your host, Dekustar!
Ds: Hey! Sup, ya'll?
Audience: THE SKY!!!
Ds: It is? Wow! Who do we have today, Director person dude?
Director: Phantom Ganon.
Ds: Uh…isn't he just gonna be like the real Ganondorf? ::ominous lightening and thunder:: Why does that keep happening?
Director: Well, I'm not sure if we can deal with another fairy…
Navi (from somewhere in the distance): Hey!
Ds: Um…why isn't he here?
Director: …
Ds: This is very very bad…we don't have someone to interview! Wait, that isn't bad, I can go home now!
Phantom Ganon: Sorry I'm late!
Ds: DOH!
P.G.: Do you have some questions for me?
Ds: All right, fine, I'll interview you! What exactly are you?
P.G.: A demon of the dark world, why?
Ds: O.o Why did you work for Ganondorf?
P.G.: Well, he summoned me.
Ds: Why do you have the same names?
P.G.: Um….I don't know?
Ds: Yes you do…
P.G.: CURSE YOU!! Because…HE'S MY FATHER!
Ds: What?
P.G.: Nah, I'm just kidding. Because he name sounded so cool I changed mine to match his.
Ds: What was your name before?
P.G.: Orange Monkey Butt.
Ds: …
P.G.: My parents weren't that creative.
Ds: YOU had parents?
P.G.: Uh huh. Judy and Mark. Horrible names.
Ds: …
P.G.: My brother John thinks that their names are cool, but what can you expect from someone named John?
Ds: You are totally and utterly insane.
P.G.: My dad says that was what he said to Mom when he found out about me.
Ds: What are you talking about?
P.G.: Well, Mom kept me in the basement for most of my life, without telling Dad. Then when he found out, he told Mom that she was totally and utterly insane.
Ds: For keeping you hidden?
P.G.: For keeping me alive.
Ds:…
Now, THAT was a bad chapter. Review anyway, though.