Wow, it's been a while since I did anything with this fic.oh well, what're
you gonna do about, huh? huh, punk?!?!
Disclaimer: MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And-a now, the show that doesn't know the meaning of the word "canceled,"
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!****
And here's your host, Dekustar!!
Audience: ::loud boos::
Ds: Shove it.
Some random old lady in the audience: Well, I never!!
Ds: All righty, coolly cool directory person dude thingy?
Director: Never call me that again.
Ds: Call you what?
Director: Coolly cool directory person dude thingy.
Ds: Okies, I promise not to call you coolly cool directory person dude thingy, coolly cool directory person dude thingy.
Director: Good. Today you're interviewing the Twinrova.
Ds: The who what where when why and sometimes how?
Director: You know, Ganondorf's mothers, Koume and Kotake, the sister witch thingies?
Ds: .ya lost me.
Director: You know, they gave you all that money to start the show because at the time you were a naïve idealistic young moron but now you curse them forever and ever because they knew it would become a torture?
Ds: Ooooh yeah, them! I hate them.uh.::whispers:: name!
Director: Sigh, Twinrova!!!
Ds: I knew that! So.where are they?
Director: .
Koume and Kotake come flying in
Koume: Prepare for trouble!
Kotake: And make it double!
Koume: To protect the world from devastation!
Kotake: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Koume: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Kotake: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Koume: Kotake!
Kotake: Koume-wait, dude, that's not right.
Koume: Oops-Koume!
Kotake: Kotake!
Koume: Twinrova blast off at the speed of light!
Kotake: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Epona: Meowth, dat's right!
Everyone: ::stares at Epona::
Epona: What? I'm the closest thing they could find to a meowth! ::walks offstage::
Ds: You know, we're gonna get the pants sued off of us.
Koume: Oh, quite whining.
Kotake: We had to deal with copyrights in our day!
Koume: No we didn't.
Kotake: That's not important.
Ds: Are you guys going to bicker all evening? Cuz if you are, I'm gonna get some coffee or something.
Epona: ::comes back onstage::
Ds: ::sigh:: Now what?
Epona: Interview me too!!!
Ds: No! You're a freaking horse! This fic doesn't make sense as it is!!!
Epona: Grr.::walks back offstage::
Koume: Do you remember us, girly?
Kotake: Ha ha!! We doomed you to be the interviewer for all these evil and annoying people!
Ds: None of them are as bad as you.
Koume: ::blushes:: Aw, shucks.
Kotake: ::also blushing:: We do our best.
Ds: O.o
Epona: ::walks back onstage::
Ds: NO! I WON'T INTERVIEW YOU!!!
Epona: Aw, nuts. ::walks back offstage::
Koume: All right, so interview us!
Kotake: Yeah!
Ds: Um.how are you Ganondorf's mother.s?
Koume: One of us is secretly a guy!
Kotake: But we switch every day.
Koume: So the guessing never stops!
Ds: But if someone found out which one was the guy that day, wouldn't they know that the other one was the guy the next day?
Koume: Nope!
Kotake: You give people's intelligence level WAAAAAY too much credit.
Ds: .
Epona: ::comes back onstage::
Ds: NO!!!
Epona: I didn't even say anything yet!
Ds: All right, fine.
Epona: Can you inter-
Ds: NO!!!
Epona: Phooey. ::walks back offstage::
Ds: Why won't security stop her?
Koume: We blasted 'em.
Kotake: They thought we were giant bags of tapioca pudding.
Ds: You know, I've made that same mistake myself.
Koume: ::gets evil look::
Kotake: What's wrong?
Koume: ::smack::
Kotake: Oh! ::gets evil look::
Epona: ::comes back onstage:: Dekustar! I'll get rid of them if you interview me next chapter!
Ds: Ugh, fine! We don't have anyone lined up anyway.
Epona: ::whispers something to the Twinrova::
Koume: AH!! ::flies away::
Kotake: ::does the same::
Ds: Wow, whadja tell them?
Epona: ::wink:: Save the questions for the interview! ::goes offstage::
Ds: Grr.oh well, stay tuned, next chapter is Epona, the talking.horse.
Epona: ::from offstage:: Darn tootin'!
Um.please.r+r?
~Dekustar the Mad Author
Disclaimer: MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And-a now, the show that doesn't know the meaning of the word "canceled,"
****Zelda Interviews, The Show!!****
And here's your host, Dekustar!!
Audience: ::loud boos::
Ds: Shove it.
Some random old lady in the audience: Well, I never!!
Ds: All righty, coolly cool directory person dude thingy?
Director: Never call me that again.
Ds: Call you what?
Director: Coolly cool directory person dude thingy.
Ds: Okies, I promise not to call you coolly cool directory person dude thingy, coolly cool directory person dude thingy.
Director: Good. Today you're interviewing the Twinrova.
Ds: The who what where when why and sometimes how?
Director: You know, Ganondorf's mothers, Koume and Kotake, the sister witch thingies?
Ds: .ya lost me.
Director: You know, they gave you all that money to start the show because at the time you were a naïve idealistic young moron but now you curse them forever and ever because they knew it would become a torture?
Ds: Ooooh yeah, them! I hate them.uh.::whispers:: name!
Director: Sigh, Twinrova!!!
Ds: I knew that! So.where are they?
Director: .
Koume and Kotake come flying in
Koume: Prepare for trouble!
Kotake: And make it double!
Koume: To protect the world from devastation!
Kotake: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Koume: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Kotake: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Koume: Kotake!
Kotake: Koume-wait, dude, that's not right.
Koume: Oops-Koume!
Kotake: Kotake!
Koume: Twinrova blast off at the speed of light!
Kotake: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Epona: Meowth, dat's right!
Everyone: ::stares at Epona::
Epona: What? I'm the closest thing they could find to a meowth! ::walks offstage::
Ds: You know, we're gonna get the pants sued off of us.
Koume: Oh, quite whining.
Kotake: We had to deal with copyrights in our day!
Koume: No we didn't.
Kotake: That's not important.
Ds: Are you guys going to bicker all evening? Cuz if you are, I'm gonna get some coffee or something.
Epona: ::comes back onstage::
Ds: ::sigh:: Now what?
Epona: Interview me too!!!
Ds: No! You're a freaking horse! This fic doesn't make sense as it is!!!
Epona: Grr.::walks back offstage::
Koume: Do you remember us, girly?
Kotake: Ha ha!! We doomed you to be the interviewer for all these evil and annoying people!
Ds: None of them are as bad as you.
Koume: ::blushes:: Aw, shucks.
Kotake: ::also blushing:: We do our best.
Ds: O.o
Epona: ::walks back onstage::
Ds: NO! I WON'T INTERVIEW YOU!!!
Epona: Aw, nuts. ::walks back offstage::
Koume: All right, so interview us!
Kotake: Yeah!
Ds: Um.how are you Ganondorf's mother.s?
Koume: One of us is secretly a guy!
Kotake: But we switch every day.
Koume: So the guessing never stops!
Ds: But if someone found out which one was the guy that day, wouldn't they know that the other one was the guy the next day?
Koume: Nope!
Kotake: You give people's intelligence level WAAAAAY too much credit.
Ds: .
Epona: ::comes back onstage::
Ds: NO!!!
Epona: I didn't even say anything yet!
Ds: All right, fine.
Epona: Can you inter-
Ds: NO!!!
Epona: Phooey. ::walks back offstage::
Ds: Why won't security stop her?
Koume: We blasted 'em.
Kotake: They thought we were giant bags of tapioca pudding.
Ds: You know, I've made that same mistake myself.
Koume: ::gets evil look::
Kotake: What's wrong?
Koume: ::smack::
Kotake: Oh! ::gets evil look::
Epona: ::comes back onstage:: Dekustar! I'll get rid of them if you interview me next chapter!
Ds: Ugh, fine! We don't have anyone lined up anyway.
Epona: ::whispers something to the Twinrova::
Koume: AH!! ::flies away::
Kotake: ::does the same::
Ds: Wow, whadja tell them?
Epona: ::wink:: Save the questions for the interview! ::goes offstage::
Ds: Grr.oh well, stay tuned, next chapter is Epona, the talking.horse.
Epona: ::from offstage:: Darn tootin'!
Um.please.r+r?
~Dekustar the Mad Author