I haven't written on this recently, BUT GUESS WHAT!!! I'M ON THE TWENTIETH
CHAPTER!!! AND YOU WEIRDOS STILL LIKE IT!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??? Er.I
should probably be grateful actually.uh, just ignore that and go down and
click on the nice button that says Go when your on the review thingy
because they changed it and they really shouldn't have cuz now it's more
confuzzling.
Disclaimer: IT.IS.THE.TWENTIETH.CHAPTER.SO.GO.TEACH.YOUR.GRANDMOTHER.TO.SUCK.EGGS.IF.YOU .STILL.THINK.I.OWN.ZELDA!!!
And-a now, the show that really should have been stopped when people didn't mind,
****ZELDA INTERVIEWS!!!****
And here's your host, Dekustar! Er.wait.hey! You changed your screen name to Dekustar the Mad Author!!
Ds: So? Just call me Dekustar like ya normally do. Or your majesty the ruler of the world, either way is good.
Everyone else: O.o
Ds: What? Well anyway, we have today ::shudder:: Epona the talking horse.
Epona walks onstage
Ds: So.hi Poners.I CAN call you Poners, can't I?
Epona: No.
Ds: Eppy?
Epona: No.
Ds: Pona me E?
Epona: No.
Ds: Shirley?
Epona: N-Yes!!!
Ds: O.o
Epona: So, got any questions mista interview lady?
Ds: Don't call me that and I won't call you Poners.
Epona: Deal.
Ds: All right, first question, what did you tell the Twinrova that got rid of them so quickly?
Epona: I told them there was a huge clearance sale at Wal Mart.
Ds: You told them- what??
Epona: Hey, everyone in Hyrule has a secret obsession with Wal Mart!
Ds: Then why don't you have one???
Epona: Princess Zelda isn't Hylian.
Ds: WHAT???
Epona: She's a Moblin!
Ds: .
Epona: Yeah, Hyrule doesn't really make any sense.
Ds: Well, neither does anywhere else.
Epona: Very true.
Ds: So anyway, aren't you scared that you'll get copyrighted by Mr. Ed?
Epona: Not while I'm dating him!
Ds: O.O
Epona: You humans make the weirdest faces.
Ds: At least we have faces.
Epona: What's that supposed to mean?
Ds: Nothing.horse face.
Epona: So? I'M A HORSE!!!
Ds: Don't remind me.
Epona: What's so bad about interviewing a horse?
Ds: You just answered your own question! I'm interviewing a horse!! Our ratings are low enough as it is!!
Epona: That's why you need me, to be a camera man.
Ds: What?
Epona: You have low ratings because you have no camera men and no one is filming this so no one can see it!!!
Ds: Oh dude, look at that.
Epona: So, whaddya say?
Ds: About what?
Epona: Can I be your camera man?
Ds: First of all, you're female, it's camera woman, second of all, that wouldn't work either because you're a freaking horse, it'd be camera mare, third of all, NO!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'M INTERVIEWING YOU!!!
Epona: You're too negative.
Ds: I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE NEGATIVE!! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME, I HAVE SUPER MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS!!!
Director: Not on the show.
Ds: Dammit!
Epona: Come on, please???
Ds: NO!!
Epona: Come on, I have training for working a camera.
Ds: Where did you get training???
Epona: Comp USA.
Ds: WTF???
Epona: Hey, it's a cool store!!!
Ds: All right, FINE!! You're the camera man.woman.mare.WHATEVER!! As long as you go away RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GO HOME AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
Epona: Cool! Thanks, bye!
Okay, as long as you review, I'll.um.not beat you with raw spinnach.
Disclaimer: IT.IS.THE.TWENTIETH.CHAPTER.SO.GO.TEACH.YOUR.GRANDMOTHER.TO.SUCK.EGGS.IF.YOU .STILL.THINK.I.OWN.ZELDA!!!
And-a now, the show that really should have been stopped when people didn't mind,
****ZELDA INTERVIEWS!!!****
And here's your host, Dekustar! Er.wait.hey! You changed your screen name to Dekustar the Mad Author!!
Ds: So? Just call me Dekustar like ya normally do. Or your majesty the ruler of the world, either way is good.
Everyone else: O.o
Ds: What? Well anyway, we have today ::shudder:: Epona the talking horse.
Epona walks onstage
Ds: So.hi Poners.I CAN call you Poners, can't I?
Epona: No.
Ds: Eppy?
Epona: No.
Ds: Pona me E?
Epona: No.
Ds: Shirley?
Epona: N-Yes!!!
Ds: O.o
Epona: So, got any questions mista interview lady?
Ds: Don't call me that and I won't call you Poners.
Epona: Deal.
Ds: All right, first question, what did you tell the Twinrova that got rid of them so quickly?
Epona: I told them there was a huge clearance sale at Wal Mart.
Ds: You told them- what??
Epona: Hey, everyone in Hyrule has a secret obsession with Wal Mart!
Ds: Then why don't you have one???
Epona: Princess Zelda isn't Hylian.
Ds: WHAT???
Epona: She's a Moblin!
Ds: .
Epona: Yeah, Hyrule doesn't really make any sense.
Ds: Well, neither does anywhere else.
Epona: Very true.
Ds: So anyway, aren't you scared that you'll get copyrighted by Mr. Ed?
Epona: Not while I'm dating him!
Ds: O.O
Epona: You humans make the weirdest faces.
Ds: At least we have faces.
Epona: What's that supposed to mean?
Ds: Nothing.horse face.
Epona: So? I'M A HORSE!!!
Ds: Don't remind me.
Epona: What's so bad about interviewing a horse?
Ds: You just answered your own question! I'm interviewing a horse!! Our ratings are low enough as it is!!
Epona: That's why you need me, to be a camera man.
Ds: What?
Epona: You have low ratings because you have no camera men and no one is filming this so no one can see it!!!
Ds: Oh dude, look at that.
Epona: So, whaddya say?
Ds: About what?
Epona: Can I be your camera man?
Ds: First of all, you're female, it's camera woman, second of all, that wouldn't work either because you're a freaking horse, it'd be camera mare, third of all, NO!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'M INTERVIEWING YOU!!!
Epona: You're too negative.
Ds: I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE NEGATIVE!! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME, I HAVE SUPER MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS!!!
Director: Not on the show.
Ds: Dammit!
Epona: Come on, please???
Ds: NO!!
Epona: Come on, I have training for working a camera.
Ds: Where did you get training???
Epona: Comp USA.
Ds: WTF???
Epona: Hey, it's a cool store!!!
Ds: All right, FINE!! You're the camera man.woman.mare.WHATEVER!! As long as you go away RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GO HOME AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
Epona: Cool! Thanks, bye!
Okay, as long as you review, I'll.um.not beat you with raw spinnach.