Yu-Gi-Oh Les Miserables!
(backstage) Tristan: Ugh. I can't believe I had to 'be with' Mako.he has fish-breath. Ick --;;
Yugi: If I ever see you naked again, it's cuz I'm drunk, Tristan. Deal?
Tristan: Yea. (nods quickly) Well, my big part is coming up.
ACT TWO: Fantine's Passing, and the Beginning of a Revolution
Tristan: Monsieur Madeleine? (in a hospital)
Yugi: Fantine....you're dying...
Tristan: (singing) Come to me...Cosette, the light is fading..don't you see the evening star appearing? Come to me and rest against my shoulder.how fast the minutes fly away and every minute colder...
Yugi: About Cosette....I-
Tristan: Hurry near...another day is dying..don't you hear the winter wind is crying? There's a darkness which comes without a warning.but I will sing you lullabies and wake you in the morning.
Yugi: Please, tell me where Cosette is! I will take care of her!
Tristan: You would do that for me?
Yugi: I would.
Tristan: Thank you, Monsieur Madeleine....she is at Le Inn du Thenardier.
Yugi: No thanks are needed from anyone but me for the information.
Tristan: Take my hand...the night grows ever colder...
Yugi: And I will keep you warm.
Tristan: Take my child!
Yugi: Your child will want for nothing. Tristan: For god's sake...please stay 'til I am sleeping! And tell Cosette I love her, and I'll see her when I wake! (lies back and finally dies)
Yugi: (thinks) Oh, god, now I gotta kiss Tristan?! (sighs and kisses Tristan before going to le Inn du Thenardier)
Yami Bakura: Wife! More wine! (dressed in an awful blue suit, a la Nepoleon, minus the hat)
Bakura: Shut up, dumbass! I'll give ya yer wine in a minute!
Y. Bakura: Cosette!
Chibi Weevil: (dressed in dark gray rags..looks too kawaii ^_^) Yes, Master?
Y. Bakura: More wine! Hurry it up!
Chibi Weevil: Yes, sir!
Yugi: (enters) Mr. and Mrs. Thenardier? I've come to take Cosette off your hands.
Y. Bakura: Oh? But we love the child so much! We couldn't bear to part with her!
Bakura: Oh, yes, Cosette is our pride and joy!
Yugi: Then I'll take her quickly as to not further prolong your grief. (takes Chibi Weevil away)
Bakura: Wait a minute! (Yugi leaves)
Y. Bakura: Don't worry...he'll pay us back someday....heheheheh.
(Once again, in the street. It is 10 years later)
Mokuba: (dressed in a gray army uniform) How do ya do, my name's Gavroche! These are my people, here's my patch! Not much to look at, nothing posh, nothing that you'd call up to scratch! This is my school, my high society, here in the slums of San Michele! We live off crumbs of humble piety, tough on the teeth, but what the hell?
(at the ABC Café, where French student soldiers have gathered)
Mokuba: Everyone..
Joey: (Enjolras) (dressed in red, with two gold straps of bullets worn like a vest) These poor people! Who will stand up for them?
Mokuba: Listen.
Rex: (Marius) (Dressed in a black vest, black pants and a white frilly shirt) Only General LeMarque, and he's dying.
Mokuba: LISTEN EVERYBODY! (everyone shuts up) General LeMarque is dead!
Joey: Finally! We can have a revolution to help the poor! Surely those who've nothing to lose will join the french army!
Rex: I don't know.it's just that she..
Joey: She?
Shadi: Is young Marius in love? Ooh, look at him blush! He is!
Rex: Well, I..
Joey: Rex, you're not a child anymore. There are much higher costs now..
Rex: I don't know about this...
(by a small path near the forest. A familiar figure walks out in a black dress, with lace around the neckline. It's Weevil, or Older Cosette.)
Weevil: (yes, he can sing.) How strange..this feeling that my life's begun at last..this change...can people really fall in love so fast? What's the matter with you, Cosette? Have you been too much on your own..so many things unclear, so many things unknown.. In my life, there are so many questions and answers that somehow seem wrong. In my life, there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a faraway song..and it sings of a world that I long to see out of reach, just a whisper away waiting for me!
Rex: (enters) In my life, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! And my life seems to stop as if something is over and something has scarcely begun..Eponine, you're the friend who has brought me here, thanks to you, I am one with the gods and heaven is near! And I soar through a world that is new, that is free...
Roba: (dressed in Tristan's tan trenchcoat, with a mauve-ish dress down to a few inches above his ankles on underneath) Every word that he says is a dagger in me! In my life, there's been no one like him anywhere...anywhere..where he is! If he asked..I'd be his!
Rex 'n Roba: In my life, there is someone who touches my life..
Roba: Waiting near..waiting here.
Weevil: Oh, hello. I uh.saw you the other day. My name is Cosette. And you are...
Rex: Marius Pontmercy.
Weevil: Oh. Well, I hope you will be my love! You may be the one I have been searching for!
Rex: I am. And you are the one I have been looking for!
Weevil: Oh, but we're going oversea tomorrow. To Calais.
Rex: Please stay!
Weevil: I wish I could.
(By Yugi's house) Y. Bakura: This is where the man lives! He stole my slave girl..for that he must pay.
Roba: Stop! Leave this place! Only the old man and the girl live here!
Y. Bakura: Get out, Eponine! You're my own daughter, you should listen!
Roba: I'll scream if you don't leave!
Y. Bakura: You wouldn't!
Roba: I would!
Y. Bakura: You won't!
Roba: I told you I'd do it, I told you I'd do it! (takes a deep breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y. Bakura: You'll pay for this, girl!
Roba: You just try!
Rex: (runs to Roba) Eponine! You sent the thieves away! You've saved Cosette again!
Roba: (is hugged by Rex....grinz) Hmmm.. ^_^
Weevil: (approaches Rex. Rex lets go of Roba, who frowns) Marius! Are you to be in the war tomorrow?
Rex: Tomorrow!?
Weevil: Yes, tomorrow.
Roba: No, don't go!
Rex: I have to. I'm sorry, 'Ponine..Cosette.
(Later, at the ABC Café..)
Roba: Marius! I know this is no place for me, but I want to be with you!
Rex: It's dangerous here! You might get hit!
Roba: I've got you worried now! That means you like me a lot! ^_^
Rex: Well, you're in time, 'Ponine. I need you to take a letter to Cosette. Pray to god that she's still there! (Roba facefaults)
Roba: (near tears) Little you know..Little you care!
(Paris at night)
Roba: I can't believe he can't see..what I feel for him! But I want him to want me.
Kaiba: Hello, girl.
Roba: (gruffly) Evening, Monsieur.
Kaiba: Hm.
(ABC Café) Kaiba: Listen to me, soldiers!
Joey: Eh?
Kaiba: They're not going to attack. They're starving us out.
Joey: A likely move. I knew so. So predictable. Heh.
Mokuba: NO! That's a lie! I've been hearing your plans, Inspector Javert!
Joey: What?! Absurd! You lying cheat! We should kill you now!
Yugi: Javert?
Kaiba: Valjean. You've eluded my capture for so long. But you have won. Go ahead. Kill me.
Yugi: I couldn't. you're free, Javert.
Joey: What're you doing, old man?!
Yugi: I know this man.
Joey: Well, fine. But he is no longer part of our alliance.
Rex: What now?
(the lights dim. They go up on a scene of Rex holding an injured Roba. They sing the entire song of 'A Little Fall of Rain'. Buy the CD or find an MP3. This is a really good song. I'll post the lyrics if I can find them somewhere. I'm too lazy to type. I'll just type the end.)
Roba: Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius..I don't feel any pain. A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.
Rex: I'm here.
Roba: That's all I need to know.
Both: And you will keep me safe. And you will keep me close.
Roba: And rain...
Rex: And rain...
Both: Will make the flowers..........
Rex: (holding the now dead Roba's body close) .....grow....
Joey: She is the first to fall...in a battle that will span this land. She will not die in vain! (holds up his gun)
(backstage) Tristan: Ugh. I can't believe I had to 'be with' Mako.he has fish-breath. Ick --;;
Yugi: If I ever see you naked again, it's cuz I'm drunk, Tristan. Deal?
Tristan: Yea. (nods quickly) Well, my big part is coming up.
ACT TWO: Fantine's Passing, and the Beginning of a Revolution
Tristan: Monsieur Madeleine? (in a hospital)
Yugi: Fantine....you're dying...
Tristan: (singing) Come to me...Cosette, the light is fading..don't you see the evening star appearing? Come to me and rest against my shoulder.how fast the minutes fly away and every minute colder...
Yugi: About Cosette....I-
Tristan: Hurry near...another day is dying..don't you hear the winter wind is crying? There's a darkness which comes without a warning.but I will sing you lullabies and wake you in the morning.
Yugi: Please, tell me where Cosette is! I will take care of her!
Tristan: You would do that for me?
Yugi: I would.
Tristan: Thank you, Monsieur Madeleine....she is at Le Inn du Thenardier.
Yugi: No thanks are needed from anyone but me for the information.
Tristan: Take my hand...the night grows ever colder...
Yugi: And I will keep you warm.
Tristan: Take my child!
Yugi: Your child will want for nothing. Tristan: For god's sake...please stay 'til I am sleeping! And tell Cosette I love her, and I'll see her when I wake! (lies back and finally dies)
Yugi: (thinks) Oh, god, now I gotta kiss Tristan?! (sighs and kisses Tristan before going to le Inn du Thenardier)
Yami Bakura: Wife! More wine! (dressed in an awful blue suit, a la Nepoleon, minus the hat)
Bakura: Shut up, dumbass! I'll give ya yer wine in a minute!
Y. Bakura: Cosette!
Chibi Weevil: (dressed in dark gray rags..looks too kawaii ^_^) Yes, Master?
Y. Bakura: More wine! Hurry it up!
Chibi Weevil: Yes, sir!
Yugi: (enters) Mr. and Mrs. Thenardier? I've come to take Cosette off your hands.
Y. Bakura: Oh? But we love the child so much! We couldn't bear to part with her!
Bakura: Oh, yes, Cosette is our pride and joy!
Yugi: Then I'll take her quickly as to not further prolong your grief. (takes Chibi Weevil away)
Bakura: Wait a minute! (Yugi leaves)
Y. Bakura: Don't worry...he'll pay us back someday....heheheheh.
(Once again, in the street. It is 10 years later)
Mokuba: (dressed in a gray army uniform) How do ya do, my name's Gavroche! These are my people, here's my patch! Not much to look at, nothing posh, nothing that you'd call up to scratch! This is my school, my high society, here in the slums of San Michele! We live off crumbs of humble piety, tough on the teeth, but what the hell?
(at the ABC Café, where French student soldiers have gathered)
Mokuba: Everyone..
Joey: (Enjolras) (dressed in red, with two gold straps of bullets worn like a vest) These poor people! Who will stand up for them?
Mokuba: Listen.
Rex: (Marius) (Dressed in a black vest, black pants and a white frilly shirt) Only General LeMarque, and he's dying.
Mokuba: LISTEN EVERYBODY! (everyone shuts up) General LeMarque is dead!
Joey: Finally! We can have a revolution to help the poor! Surely those who've nothing to lose will join the french army!
Rex: I don't know.it's just that she..
Joey: She?
Shadi: Is young Marius in love? Ooh, look at him blush! He is!
Rex: Well, I..
Joey: Rex, you're not a child anymore. There are much higher costs now..
Rex: I don't know about this...
(by a small path near the forest. A familiar figure walks out in a black dress, with lace around the neckline. It's Weevil, or Older Cosette.)
Weevil: (yes, he can sing.) How strange..this feeling that my life's begun at last..this change...can people really fall in love so fast? What's the matter with you, Cosette? Have you been too much on your own..so many things unclear, so many things unknown.. In my life, there are so many questions and answers that somehow seem wrong. In my life, there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a faraway song..and it sings of a world that I long to see out of reach, just a whisper away waiting for me!
Rex: (enters) In my life, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! And my life seems to stop as if something is over and something has scarcely begun..Eponine, you're the friend who has brought me here, thanks to you, I am one with the gods and heaven is near! And I soar through a world that is new, that is free...
Roba: (dressed in Tristan's tan trenchcoat, with a mauve-ish dress down to a few inches above his ankles on underneath) Every word that he says is a dagger in me! In my life, there's been no one like him anywhere...anywhere..where he is! If he asked..I'd be his!
Rex 'n Roba: In my life, there is someone who touches my life..
Roba: Waiting near..waiting here.
Weevil: Oh, hello. I uh.saw you the other day. My name is Cosette. And you are...
Rex: Marius Pontmercy.
Weevil: Oh. Well, I hope you will be my love! You may be the one I have been searching for!
Rex: I am. And you are the one I have been looking for!
Weevil: Oh, but we're going oversea tomorrow. To Calais.
Rex: Please stay!
Weevil: I wish I could.
(By Yugi's house) Y. Bakura: This is where the man lives! He stole my slave girl..for that he must pay.
Roba: Stop! Leave this place! Only the old man and the girl live here!
Y. Bakura: Get out, Eponine! You're my own daughter, you should listen!
Roba: I'll scream if you don't leave!
Y. Bakura: You wouldn't!
Roba: I would!
Y. Bakura: You won't!
Roba: I told you I'd do it, I told you I'd do it! (takes a deep breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y. Bakura: You'll pay for this, girl!
Roba: You just try!
Rex: (runs to Roba) Eponine! You sent the thieves away! You've saved Cosette again!
Roba: (is hugged by Rex....grinz) Hmmm.. ^_^
Weevil: (approaches Rex. Rex lets go of Roba, who frowns) Marius! Are you to be in the war tomorrow?
Rex: Tomorrow!?
Weevil: Yes, tomorrow.
Roba: No, don't go!
Rex: I have to. I'm sorry, 'Ponine..Cosette.
(Later, at the ABC Café..)
Roba: Marius! I know this is no place for me, but I want to be with you!
Rex: It's dangerous here! You might get hit!
Roba: I've got you worried now! That means you like me a lot! ^_^
Rex: Well, you're in time, 'Ponine. I need you to take a letter to Cosette. Pray to god that she's still there! (Roba facefaults)
Roba: (near tears) Little you know..Little you care!
(Paris at night)
Roba: I can't believe he can't see..what I feel for him! But I want him to want me.
Kaiba: Hello, girl.
Roba: (gruffly) Evening, Monsieur.
Kaiba: Hm.
(ABC Café) Kaiba: Listen to me, soldiers!
Joey: Eh?
Kaiba: They're not going to attack. They're starving us out.
Joey: A likely move. I knew so. So predictable. Heh.
Mokuba: NO! That's a lie! I've been hearing your plans, Inspector Javert!
Joey: What?! Absurd! You lying cheat! We should kill you now!
Yugi: Javert?
Kaiba: Valjean. You've eluded my capture for so long. But you have won. Go ahead. Kill me.
Yugi: I couldn't. you're free, Javert.
Joey: What're you doing, old man?!
Yugi: I know this man.
Joey: Well, fine. But he is no longer part of our alliance.
Rex: What now?
(the lights dim. They go up on a scene of Rex holding an injured Roba. They sing the entire song of 'A Little Fall of Rain'. Buy the CD or find an MP3. This is a really good song. I'll post the lyrics if I can find them somewhere. I'm too lazy to type. I'll just type the end.)
Roba: Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius..I don't feel any pain. A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.
Rex: I'm here.
Roba: That's all I need to know.
Both: And you will keep me safe. And you will keep me close.
Roba: And rain...
Rex: And rain...
Both: Will make the flowers..........
Rex: (holding the now dead Roba's body close) .....grow....
Joey: She is the first to fall...in a battle that will span this land. She will not die in vain! (holds up his gun)