Yu-Gi-Oh Les Miserables!
Roba: Oh, now me and Tristan are dead! ;_;
Tristan: Oooooo! Backstage alcohol!
Roba: I CALL DIBS ON THE ZIMA AND CORONA!
Tristan: I get the Stoli Raspberry! (A/N: That shit's good! I've had it!)
(they run off to get drunk)
ACT THREE: The Battle Continues, and the Wedding!
(back on stage)
(The battle ensues. Everyone, even Rex winds up getting shot)
Yugi: Marius. He loves my daughter. Please, god! I haven't asked for much. Let him live, dammit!
Y.Bakura: (in the sewers, robbing the corpses of valuables) Heh. Maybe that old fool will pay me back after all. This is a gold mine! Heheheh! Yugi: Stop!
Y. Bakura: Oh, it's the man who stole Cosette! Looking for yer boy, huh? That Marius fool is over there! Dead!
Yugi: No!
Rex: ........(stirs) Huh? Valjean?
Yugi: You're alive! You must come home!
Rex: Where's Cosette?
Yugi: She's alright. Everyone else but you and me, they died in the war.
Rex: Enjolras?! Feuilly?
Yugi: Yes.
Rex: Even little Gavroche?!
Yugi: Yes. We must head home! Cosette is waiting!
(Rex is at the now abandoned ABC Café, moping)
Rex: Oh, my friends, my friends forgive me, that I live and you are gone! There's a grief that can't be spoken, there's a pain goes on and on....Oh, my friends, my friends! Don't ask me what your sacrifice was for! Empty chairs at empty tables, where my friends will sing..no more.
(At the wedding)
Weevil: Yes, Marius. I will be your loving wife. Forever.
Rex: (kisses Weevil. Seems like he enjoys it) My Cosette!
Yugi: It's so beautiful!
(A few years later, Yugi is dying of old age. Weevil and Rex are there with him.)
Yugi: Now you are here, again beside me. Now I can die in peace, for now my life is blessed. Weevil: You will live, Papa you're going to live! It's too soon! Too soon to say goodbye.
Yugi: Yes, Cosette, forbid me now to die! I'll obey....well, I'll try. On this page, I write my last confession. Read it well, when I at last am sleeping. It's a story of those who always loved you, your mother gave her life for you then gave you to my keeping.
Tristan: (enters as a ghost) Come with me, where chains will never bind you. All your grief, at last, at last behind you. Lord in heaven, look down on him in mercy..
Yugi: Forgive me all my trespasses and take me to your glory!
(Roba Enters)
Roba and Tristan (harmonizing): Take my hand, and lead me to salvation! Take my love, for love is everlasting! And remember the truth that once was spoken!
Yugi, Roba and Tristan: To love another person is to see the face of God!
Everyone who died: Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night. It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light. For the wretched of the earth, there is a flame that never dies, even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!
Tristan: They will live again in freedom in the garden of the lord, they will walk behind the barricade and put away the sword..
All: The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward! Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see? Do you hear the people sing? Say, can you hear the distant drums, it's the future that they bring when tomorrow comes! (again, even more powerful!) Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see? Do you hear the people sing? Say, can you hear the distant drums, it's the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!
All on stage: Tomorrow comes! (Yugi dies. Curtains go down)
Well? Didja like it? Kinda short, I know. But I love the play Les Miserables. Those who have seen it, yes I did cut out Javert's suicide. Lotsa fangirls would kill me if Kaiba died. And I cut out a whole bunch of songs and lines. This was so it wouldn't be like, 348935287537857237 years long --;; Ah, well. If you want a full cast list, or want to chat about Rex, Roba, Weevil or Tristan, email me at Odysseus8989@cs.com! Ciao!
Roba: Oh, now me and Tristan are dead! ;_;
Tristan: Oooooo! Backstage alcohol!
Roba: I CALL DIBS ON THE ZIMA AND CORONA!
Tristan: I get the Stoli Raspberry! (A/N: That shit's good! I've had it!)
(they run off to get drunk)
ACT THREE: The Battle Continues, and the Wedding!
(back on stage)
(The battle ensues. Everyone, even Rex winds up getting shot)
Yugi: Marius. He loves my daughter. Please, god! I haven't asked for much. Let him live, dammit!
Y.Bakura: (in the sewers, robbing the corpses of valuables) Heh. Maybe that old fool will pay me back after all. This is a gold mine! Heheheh! Yugi: Stop!
Y. Bakura: Oh, it's the man who stole Cosette! Looking for yer boy, huh? That Marius fool is over there! Dead!
Yugi: No!
Rex: ........(stirs) Huh? Valjean?
Yugi: You're alive! You must come home!
Rex: Where's Cosette?
Yugi: She's alright. Everyone else but you and me, they died in the war.
Rex: Enjolras?! Feuilly?
Yugi: Yes.
Rex: Even little Gavroche?!
Yugi: Yes. We must head home! Cosette is waiting!
(Rex is at the now abandoned ABC Café, moping)
Rex: Oh, my friends, my friends forgive me, that I live and you are gone! There's a grief that can't be spoken, there's a pain goes on and on....Oh, my friends, my friends! Don't ask me what your sacrifice was for! Empty chairs at empty tables, where my friends will sing..no more.
(At the wedding)
Weevil: Yes, Marius. I will be your loving wife. Forever.
Rex: (kisses Weevil. Seems like he enjoys it) My Cosette!
Yugi: It's so beautiful!
(A few years later, Yugi is dying of old age. Weevil and Rex are there with him.)
Yugi: Now you are here, again beside me. Now I can die in peace, for now my life is blessed. Weevil: You will live, Papa you're going to live! It's too soon! Too soon to say goodbye.
Yugi: Yes, Cosette, forbid me now to die! I'll obey....well, I'll try. On this page, I write my last confession. Read it well, when I at last am sleeping. It's a story of those who always loved you, your mother gave her life for you then gave you to my keeping.
Tristan: (enters as a ghost) Come with me, where chains will never bind you. All your grief, at last, at last behind you. Lord in heaven, look down on him in mercy..
Yugi: Forgive me all my trespasses and take me to your glory!
(Roba Enters)
Roba and Tristan (harmonizing): Take my hand, and lead me to salvation! Take my love, for love is everlasting! And remember the truth that once was spoken!
Yugi, Roba and Tristan: To love another person is to see the face of God!
Everyone who died: Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night. It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light. For the wretched of the earth, there is a flame that never dies, even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!
Tristan: They will live again in freedom in the garden of the lord, they will walk behind the barricade and put away the sword..
All: The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward! Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see? Do you hear the people sing? Say, can you hear the distant drums, it's the future that they bring when tomorrow comes! (again, even more powerful!) Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see? Do you hear the people sing? Say, can you hear the distant drums, it's the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!
All on stage: Tomorrow comes! (Yugi dies. Curtains go down)
Well? Didja like it? Kinda short, I know. But I love the play Les Miserables. Those who have seen it, yes I did cut out Javert's suicide. Lotsa fangirls would kill me if Kaiba died. And I cut out a whole bunch of songs and lines. This was so it wouldn't be like, 348935287537857237 years long --;; Ah, well. If you want a full cast list, or want to chat about Rex, Roba, Weevil or Tristan, email me at Odysseus8989@cs.com! Ciao!