FFX Friends
Chapter/Episode3
Romance in the Air. (Or the Water)
Rikku had given the last of her Goth clothes back to Lulu, while Auron and Tidus ate breakfast.
Auron: Tidus you and Rikku should think about going back to school.
Tidus: Why Auron? I have everything I need. Friends, an apartment.
Auron: I'm not your friend! You just live with me!
Tidus: Fine back to school it is! But I think I'm smart enough.
Tidus walks to the door, he trips on his shoes. Then goes face 1st into the door.
Auron: The more times you do that the less smart you are.
Tidus: Shut up you big mean guy! Tidus runs away crying.
Lulu: Now look what you did you made him cry!
Auron: He always cries! He cried when he got a PS2, bike, and friend. He never stops crying. He is severely dehydrated!
Auron walks out and he and Tidus go the Wall Mart.
Auron: So you're going to need a lot of things.
Tidus: Can I get this pink Barbie backpack?
Auron: Your gonna get eaten alive if you get that!
Tidus: Fine how about you do my shopping while I look at the toys.
Auron: okay the toys are on the left.
Tidus walks right.
Tidus: 0hh the other left!
Auron looks at Tidus in amazement of how stupid he is.
Auron: If we were at home I would break out the katana on you Tidus. Auron mumbles.
Meanwhile.
Wakka is teaching a class.
Wakka: okay class. Were going to start studying history!
Wakka: Okay open up your textbooks to page 25 and start reading.
All of a sudden Tidus rushes in the door.
Wakka: What you doing here Tidus ya?
Tidus: Auron wants me to start school. But I don't want to.
Wakka: Go tell him you don't want to ya?
Tidus: Good point! It's my decision.
Wakka: So I kinda gotta teach a class. Bye ya?
Tidus: You need some therapy to stop saying "Ya"
Wakka: Yep I do ya?
Tidus: Later man!
Tidus walks home and calls Auron.
Tidus: I'm not going to school Auron!
Auron: Your choice.
You hear Auron drop the Shit load of school supplies on the floor.
Tidus: I thought you would say I have to go.
Auron: Wakka told me you didn't want to go, plus I didn't have enough money for the school stuff.
Tidus: Catch you later Auron!
With that Tidus hangs up the phone.
Lulu walks into the room.
Tidus: Hey lulu what's new?
Lulu: I need to ask you something.
Tidus: Ask away.
Lulu: I want to ask out Auron, but I just cant.
Tidus: Auron is cool, just ask him.
Lulu: Okay. The thing is he is like 40 and I'm like 20.
Yuna walks in
Lulu: Hey Yuna!
Yuna: Hi.
Tidus winks at Yuna and she starts to laugh.
Lulu: We know you've been havin sex for about a decade now, so don't bother trying to hide it.
With that Lulu leaves.
Tidus: We haven't had sex ever.
Yuna: Yeah I know!
Tidus: wanna try?
Yuna: Not really, I don't even like you.
Tidus: Come on!
Tidus strips down to his boxers
Tidus: How can you say no to this?
Yuna starts laughing.
Yuna: (crying) You have spider man on your boxers.
Tidus: Shut up he's my hero! Besides your hero was Seymour, because he had money.
Yuna: Shut up.
Yuna leaves.
Auron walks into the girl's apartment. No one is there besides Lulu.
Lulu: Hi Auron (Says in sexy voice)
Auron: Hey Lu!
Lulu walks over and starts to kiss Auron.
Auron: I should come here more often!
Suddenly Kamirhi comes in.
Auron: Yep your breath tastes better then mine!
Kamirhi: Kamirhi will catch you. And when he does you will have to pay him two cookies a day, to keep me quiet.
Lulu: 2 Cookies! That's it. Lulu throw's Kamirhi a bag of Cookies. Knock yourself out!
Kamirhi: Thank you very much! No one will even know of you and Chappu now!
Kamirhi: Except man in red.
Kamirhi leaves the room. Lulu locks the door and she and Auron start the lovin'.
Rikku: Open the door Lulu! I have a bag of groceries! And there heavy!
Rikku walks into the guy's apartment and watches TV with Wakka, Kamirhi and Yuna.
Everyone here's Tidus singing.
Tidus: Why'd you have to go make things so complicated cuz life's like that! ..
Yuna: Is there ANY time he isn't singing?
Kamirhi: He sings at night and makes Kamirhi move from bathtub he sleeps in!
Yuna: Poor Kamirhi!
Yuna and Kamirhi hug.
Wakka: Your ruining the moment! Were finding out who Rachel's baby is!
Yuna: Its Ross, Wakka.
Wakka: Now I cant watch it!
Wakka walks out crying.
This episode was crazy; Auron and Lulu are starting to develop a relationship.
Besides that nothing happened.
Email me @ gohanrocks68@hotmail.com Till then Review and give me Episode Ideas!
Rikku had given the last of her Goth clothes back to Lulu, while Auron and Tidus ate breakfast.
Auron: Tidus you and Rikku should think about going back to school.
Tidus: Why Auron? I have everything I need. Friends, an apartment.
Auron: I'm not your friend! You just live with me!
Tidus: Fine back to school it is! But I think I'm smart enough.
Tidus walks to the door, he trips on his shoes. Then goes face 1st into the door.
Auron: The more times you do that the less smart you are.
Tidus: Shut up you big mean guy! Tidus runs away crying.
Lulu: Now look what you did you made him cry!
Auron: He always cries! He cried when he got a PS2, bike, and friend. He never stops crying. He is severely dehydrated!
Auron walks out and he and Tidus go the Wall Mart.
Auron: So you're going to need a lot of things.
Tidus: Can I get this pink Barbie backpack?
Auron: Your gonna get eaten alive if you get that!
Tidus: Fine how about you do my shopping while I look at the toys.
Auron: okay the toys are on the left.
Tidus walks right.
Tidus: 0hh the other left!
Auron looks at Tidus in amazement of how stupid he is.
Auron: If we were at home I would break out the katana on you Tidus. Auron mumbles.
Meanwhile.
Wakka is teaching a class.
Wakka: okay class. Were going to start studying history!
Wakka: Okay open up your textbooks to page 25 and start reading.
All of a sudden Tidus rushes in the door.
Wakka: What you doing here Tidus ya?
Tidus: Auron wants me to start school. But I don't want to.
Wakka: Go tell him you don't want to ya?
Tidus: Good point! It's my decision.
Wakka: So I kinda gotta teach a class. Bye ya?
Tidus: You need some therapy to stop saying "Ya"
Wakka: Yep I do ya?
Tidus: Later man!
Tidus walks home and calls Auron.
Tidus: I'm not going to school Auron!
Auron: Your choice.
You hear Auron drop the Shit load of school supplies on the floor.
Tidus: I thought you would say I have to go.
Auron: Wakka told me you didn't want to go, plus I didn't have enough money for the school stuff.
Tidus: Catch you later Auron!
With that Tidus hangs up the phone.
Lulu walks into the room.
Tidus: Hey lulu what's new?
Lulu: I need to ask you something.
Tidus: Ask away.
Lulu: I want to ask out Auron, but I just cant.
Tidus: Auron is cool, just ask him.
Lulu: Okay. The thing is he is like 40 and I'm like 20.
Yuna walks in
Lulu: Hey Yuna!
Yuna: Hi.
Tidus winks at Yuna and she starts to laugh.
Lulu: We know you've been havin sex for about a decade now, so don't bother trying to hide it.
With that Lulu leaves.
Tidus: We haven't had sex ever.
Yuna: Yeah I know!
Tidus: wanna try?
Yuna: Not really, I don't even like you.
Tidus: Come on!
Tidus strips down to his boxers
Tidus: How can you say no to this?
Yuna starts laughing.
Yuna: (crying) You have spider man on your boxers.
Tidus: Shut up he's my hero! Besides your hero was Seymour, because he had money.
Yuna: Shut up.
Yuna leaves.
Auron walks into the girl's apartment. No one is there besides Lulu.
Lulu: Hi Auron (Says in sexy voice)
Auron: Hey Lu!
Lulu walks over and starts to kiss Auron.
Auron: I should come here more often!
Suddenly Kamirhi comes in.
Auron: Yep your breath tastes better then mine!
Kamirhi: Kamirhi will catch you. And when he does you will have to pay him two cookies a day, to keep me quiet.
Lulu: 2 Cookies! That's it. Lulu throw's Kamirhi a bag of Cookies. Knock yourself out!
Kamirhi: Thank you very much! No one will even know of you and Chappu now!
Kamirhi: Except man in red.
Kamirhi leaves the room. Lulu locks the door and she and Auron start the lovin'.
Rikku: Open the door Lulu! I have a bag of groceries! And there heavy!
Rikku walks into the guy's apartment and watches TV with Wakka, Kamirhi and Yuna.
Everyone here's Tidus singing.
Tidus: Why'd you have to go make things so complicated cuz life's like that! ..
Yuna: Is there ANY time he isn't singing?
Kamirhi: He sings at night and makes Kamirhi move from bathtub he sleeps in!
Yuna: Poor Kamirhi!
Yuna and Kamirhi hug.
Wakka: Your ruining the moment! Were finding out who Rachel's baby is!
Yuna: Its Ross, Wakka.
Wakka: Now I cant watch it!
Wakka walks out crying.
This episode was crazy; Auron and Lulu are starting to develop a relationship.
Besides that nothing happened.
Email me @ gohanrocks68@hotmail.com Till then Review and give me Episode Ideas!