FFX Friends
Chapter/Episode 4
The group is sitting in the coffee house.
Auron: I wonder why all of are bosses don't like us.
Tidus: I don't have a boss I'm lucky!
Auron: You also don't have a job.
Yuna: My boss doesn't like me.
Lulu: I can make my boss like him
Tidus Rikku: How do you do that?
Tidus: I get it.
Rikku: I don't!
Lulu: I will sleep with him!
Rikku: ohh!
Tidus: Your bosses might not like you to because you're sitting in a coffee house at 11:00 on a Tuesday!
Auron: There's a lot of reason! That's just one of them.
Everyone leaves but Auron and Tidus.
Tidus: Have you heard anything about were my dad is?
Auron: Ohh your dad. I can try and make up a crackpot scheme.
Tidus: Well okay Auron.
Auron: He lives up in the north, in Canada. In a small, one room apartment.
Tidus: I'm going to Canada!
Tidus runs out the door.
Auron: That kid never stops trying.
Later after work.
Tidus: Lets go to Canada for a week!
Lulu: Canada what's to see up there?
Tidus: My dad! And Toronto!
Rikku: Why are we going to Spain?
Tidus walks out of the room.
Auron: psst His dad lives in New York. I just don't want them to meet yet.
Rikku: Can we still go to Spain?
Auron: Why not.
Later that day.
Auron: Tidus you're not going to meet your dad till we get back.
Tidus: Okay, I'm in the MTV generation I already gave up looking for my dad.
Auron:..
Everyone loads up into Auron's van.
Auron: So what CD should I put in?
Tidus: Back street Boys!
Wakka: Bob Marly!
Rikku: Ashanti!
Yuna: Classical!
Lulu: Slipknot!
Auron: Stop were wasting space!
Auron: I want to listen to anything besides pop and rap.
Lulu: Blink 182?
Auron: okay
The group puts blink 182 and drives.
Yuna: We forgot Kamirhi!
Auron: No the author forgot to include him! But I brought him
Tidus: I think I'm sitting on him
Auron: That's him!
The groups of 7 continue to the Canadian Boarder.
Customs Agent: Hello there!
Auron: Hey!
Agent: So you're all American right?
Auron: Yep
Agent: No wild animals?
Auron: Just myself in bed.
Agent backs away
The agent looks in the back
Agent: What's this blue thing?
Yuna: This is my bodyguard Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Hello! I'm from Canada!
Kamirhi shows his passport.
Agent: okay it all checks out.
Auron drives as fast as he can.
Kamirhi: Its nice to see home again!
Tidus: Hey there isn't as much snow as they say there is.
Kamirhi: Good old Canada is home to Kamirhi.
Tidus: I thought you were from Africa.
Kamirhi: So did I!
The group continues on to Toronto.
Kamirhi: This is awesome! I finally saw a Canadian hockey player. Not the crappy Russians!
Tidus: A Sasquatch!
Kamirhi: That's Roy!
The group makes it to Toronto
Auron: Where to from here?
Tidus: Lets go catch some chicks! And get some Canadian nookie!
Lulu: You are a girl! You sing pop music in the bathroom all day!
Tidus: Kamirhi you told!
Tidus pushes at Kamirhi put he remains seated.
Auron: How about we split up and check out the city?
Wakka: ya?
Lulu Rikku and Yuna run off.
Tidus Auron and Kamirhi leave Wakka in the car.
Tidus: Where to?
Auron: Nickelback concert?
Kamirhi: Lets go to the CN Tower.
Auron: Why not!
The group goes up the CN tower.
Kamirhi: Look over there is the local baseball team!
Tidus: The Toronto Torontonians?
Kamirhi: The Toronto Blue Jays!
Tidus: Any good?
Kamirhi: They won the championship in '91 and'92. But since then they went downhill, like the Canadian doller.
Tidus: They have Canadian money here? Some guy sold me something called "Toronto Money"
Kamirhi: That's Will! He is funny man!
Yuna: hey Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Were Lulu and Rikku? Lulu must give me a cookie!
Yuna: They went to the hockey hall of fame. I didn't want to so I came here.
Tidus: Let me get this strait. You saw a big red balloon and ran. Then you killed Sin?
Auron: What the hell have you been drinking?
Tidus: Umm. Canadian Beer.
Auron: Ohh the good stuff.
Yuna: Anyways what are you guys doing next?
Wakka: Going to get loaded!
Tidus: same thing.
Auron: I'm going to go get loaded.
The boys leave.
Suddenly 6 days passes.
Kamirhi: Good-bye Matt, Allan, Greg, And Crazy Bill!
Auron: The author didn't make any jokes about Canadians saying "a".
Author appears on roof of car.
Author: Maybe because we don't say "a" and its just a stereotype ah?
Author: Ohh Shit I screwed up tat one ah?
The Author disappears.
And the group drives home.
Authors Note: Canadians don't say a! It's just an American stereotype. Trust me I know because I am Canadian!
Email me or add me to MSN. Gohanrocks68@hotmail.com
The group is sitting in the coffee house.
Auron: I wonder why all of are bosses don't like us.
Tidus: I don't have a boss I'm lucky!
Auron: You also don't have a job.
Yuna: My boss doesn't like me.
Lulu: I can make my boss like him
Tidus Rikku: How do you do that?
Tidus: I get it.
Rikku: I don't!
Lulu: I will sleep with him!
Rikku: ohh!
Tidus: Your bosses might not like you to because you're sitting in a coffee house at 11:00 on a Tuesday!
Auron: There's a lot of reason! That's just one of them.
Everyone leaves but Auron and Tidus.
Tidus: Have you heard anything about were my dad is?
Auron: Ohh your dad. I can try and make up a crackpot scheme.
Tidus: Well okay Auron.
Auron: He lives up in the north, in Canada. In a small, one room apartment.
Tidus: I'm going to Canada!
Tidus runs out the door.
Auron: That kid never stops trying.
Later after work.
Tidus: Lets go to Canada for a week!
Lulu: Canada what's to see up there?
Tidus: My dad! And Toronto!
Rikku: Why are we going to Spain?
Tidus walks out of the room.
Auron: psst His dad lives in New York. I just don't want them to meet yet.
Rikku: Can we still go to Spain?
Auron: Why not.
Later that day.
Auron: Tidus you're not going to meet your dad till we get back.
Tidus: Okay, I'm in the MTV generation I already gave up looking for my dad.
Auron:..
Everyone loads up into Auron's van.
Auron: So what CD should I put in?
Tidus: Back street Boys!
Wakka: Bob Marly!
Rikku: Ashanti!
Yuna: Classical!
Lulu: Slipknot!
Auron: Stop were wasting space!
Auron: I want to listen to anything besides pop and rap.
Lulu: Blink 182?
Auron: okay
The group puts blink 182 and drives.
Yuna: We forgot Kamirhi!
Auron: No the author forgot to include him! But I brought him
Tidus: I think I'm sitting on him
Auron: That's him!
The groups of 7 continue to the Canadian Boarder.
Customs Agent: Hello there!
Auron: Hey!
Agent: So you're all American right?
Auron: Yep
Agent: No wild animals?
Auron: Just myself in bed.
Agent backs away
The agent looks in the back
Agent: What's this blue thing?
Yuna: This is my bodyguard Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Hello! I'm from Canada!
Kamirhi shows his passport.
Agent: okay it all checks out.
Auron drives as fast as he can.
Kamirhi: Its nice to see home again!
Tidus: Hey there isn't as much snow as they say there is.
Kamirhi: Good old Canada is home to Kamirhi.
Tidus: I thought you were from Africa.
Kamirhi: So did I!
The group continues on to Toronto.
Kamirhi: This is awesome! I finally saw a Canadian hockey player. Not the crappy Russians!
Tidus: A Sasquatch!
Kamirhi: That's Roy!
The group makes it to Toronto
Auron: Where to from here?
Tidus: Lets go catch some chicks! And get some Canadian nookie!
Lulu: You are a girl! You sing pop music in the bathroom all day!
Tidus: Kamirhi you told!
Tidus pushes at Kamirhi put he remains seated.
Auron: How about we split up and check out the city?
Wakka: ya?
Lulu Rikku and Yuna run off.
Tidus Auron and Kamirhi leave Wakka in the car.
Tidus: Where to?
Auron: Nickelback concert?
Kamirhi: Lets go to the CN Tower.
Auron: Why not!
The group goes up the CN tower.
Kamirhi: Look over there is the local baseball team!
Tidus: The Toronto Torontonians?
Kamirhi: The Toronto Blue Jays!
Tidus: Any good?
Kamirhi: They won the championship in '91 and'92. But since then they went downhill, like the Canadian doller.
Tidus: They have Canadian money here? Some guy sold me something called "Toronto Money"
Kamirhi: That's Will! He is funny man!
Yuna: hey Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Were Lulu and Rikku? Lulu must give me a cookie!
Yuna: They went to the hockey hall of fame. I didn't want to so I came here.
Tidus: Let me get this strait. You saw a big red balloon and ran. Then you killed Sin?
Auron: What the hell have you been drinking?
Tidus: Umm. Canadian Beer.
Auron: Ohh the good stuff.
Yuna: Anyways what are you guys doing next?
Wakka: Going to get loaded!
Tidus: same thing.
Auron: I'm going to go get loaded.
The boys leave.
Suddenly 6 days passes.
Kamirhi: Good-bye Matt, Allan, Greg, And Crazy Bill!
Auron: The author didn't make any jokes about Canadians saying "a".
Author appears on roof of car.
Author: Maybe because we don't say "a" and its just a stereotype ah?
Author: Ohh Shit I screwed up tat one ah?
The Author disappears.
And the group drives home.
Authors Note: Canadians don't say a! It's just an American stereotype. Trust me I know because I am Canadian!
Email me or add me to MSN. Gohanrocks68@hotmail.com