The Lichtenstein Song

He's blonde, he's cute, he wears an amour suit:

CHORUS: Lichtenstein, Lichtenstein, Leichtenstein.

He's hot, he's strong, his winning streak is long:

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He's smart, he's funny, he makes a lot of money:

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He's quick, he's mad, he comes from Gelderland:

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He's hot, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists:

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In addition to 'the lichtenstein song:

A quick poem... type... thing... His opponents arses he does kick... He attracts the girls with his big... Stick... Its called a lance!! HELLO!?!