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don't
OK im getting complaints that my stories are too short. Its not my fault. I think I write a lot and it turns out I only typed like a pages worth. Ok I know that it took me friggin forever but I had to edit new parts. If this wasn't my best work please go easy on me I had no inspiration. Enjoy and review
Ch.2 The Beach
Everyone gets out of the car except for Kee who is still munching on a pink crayon. They all are unpacking
Dart: WHOO HOO THE BEACH. Who has the sunscreen?
Shana: I thought you had it
Dart: No I told Kee to get it
Kee: ::looking at them screaming:: I THOUGHT DART HAD IT!!!!!
Dart: Great...Simply great
Miranda: Screw this im getting in the water
Miranda Jumps it the water and begins to swim. She later gets stuck in the seaweed and supposedly drowns.
All: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Miranda: ::getting up:: IM NOT DEAD
All: BOOO!!!!!
Kee: Yes you are.
Kee gets a bag of "Sea Monkeys" and pours it in the water. Before you know it Miranda is being attack by monkeys (Yes monkeys with spears and fish bowls on their heads)
Kee: Geez I thought they were suppose to be shrimp
Meru: Is it safe to get in the water?
Kee: I dunno check
Kee kicks Meru into the water where she screams and kicks because she cant swim
Kee: Meru just move your only on the tip of the water
Meru: I knew that.I was just testing you that's all
Suddenly the sea monkeys pop outta the water
King Monkey: Listen to our demands and we wont hurt no one else. 1. I want a pony 2. I want a Karbie dream house 3. I want another pony 4.
The monkey suddenly gets pelted with ice cream
Rose: I hate monkeys
Kee: Rose ::points to the sun::
Rose remembers and soon starts to smoke up
Rose: AHHHHHHHH NO NO NO AHHHHHH IM MELTING!!!!!!
Rose scampers like an ant into a safe spot.Unfortunately she's bald now
Rose: ::paranoid:: its all in my head.its all in my dead
Meru: Must suck to be a vampire
Kee: Yup
Later we join Dart & Shana with metal Detectors trying to find gold and dolls and stuff
Dart: This is boring
Shana: ::slaps Dart on the head:: Keep checkin!!
Dart: Yes master
Suddenly the machine beeps. Shana comes with a shovel machine thingy and scoops up Gyt, Alc, and all the others
Dart: Hi
The Group: Hi
Shana: I thought this was suppose to detect metal
Dart: Oh yeah.HEY! There's a treasure chest
Alc: THAT'S MINE
Gyt: It is?
Dart and Shana get the treasure chest and bury the rest again
Kee: Shouldn't we keep them up here?
Shana: No
Kee: Ok
They open the treasure chest. Its full of cheese
Dart: That's it??.
Shana: I wasted $5,000,000 for cheese?
Kee: I thought we only had $5
Dart: We do but its your fic cant you make up money?
Kee: Oh so you rely on me for everything?
Shana: Yeah why do you think you're here
Kee: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Kee sends Dart & Shana to Chuck E. Cheese (remember that? I never get tired of it) to forever be surrounded by Umpa Lumpas
Kee: Mmmmmmmm.Forbidden cheeeese
Kee eats all the cheese in one bite
Kee: I'll go see what Kongol and Albert are doing
Kee walks off like an idiot to see that they're doing. They're at the snack bar. Kongol is begging for free burgers while Albert is reading "How to be smart without being a smartass".
Albert: Im on chapter 1562781474568565514 im only 1 day
Kongol: ::On his knees with tears:: PLEASE PLEASE ONE FOR KONGOL!!!!
Clerk: No burger for you..
Kongol: Kongol SMASH!!!!! ::gets his axe when he is suddenly tasered::
Kee: ::Holding the taser:: I love this toy
Albert: A taser is an electric weapon that AHHHHH!!!!! ::ZAP!!!!!::
Kee: Like I said I love this toy
Kee shows the taser the clerk
Kee: Burger for me?
The Clerk gives Kee 3 burgers as he eats them in front of Kongol
Kongol: Kongol is gonna get Jenny Jones on you!!!!!
Albert: Yeah I can see the title "Mean psychos with tasers"
Kee: Ok where's Miranda and Haschel?
Albert: In the bathroom
Kee: Ok
Kee walks off idiotically and goes in the bathroom. Later he runs out slamming the door and having an asthma attack.
Meru: What's wrong?
Kee: The horror the horror
Meru walks in to see Haschel and Miranda playing patty cake
Meru: That is disturbing.
Later we see everyone getting ready to go.They're all burnt, Rose is still scared, and Dart and Shana just came outta a portal screaming
Kee: Finally! Lets go
They all get in the car and leave
Dart: I got an empty treasure chest
Shana: I used the tickets and got a Karbie ::plays with it.Suddenly the head comes off:: Damn cheap toys
Kongol: Kongol got burger
Albert: I got a burger
Miranda: I got sand in my boot
Haschel: I met some retired people my age
Rose: I got a new phobia
Meru: I GOT NEW CRAYONS..Where are they? Kee?
Kee is munching on something again
Meru: YOU ATE MY CRAYONS
Kee: ::Swallowing a blue crayon:: Did not!
Meru: GRRRRR ::Starts attacking Kee::
Dart: Not again!
The End
Read, review, and go eat some crayons. Get ready for my next fic? I'll give you a clue MY PARENTS ARE VISITING!!!! That one will be out very, very soon.
OK im getting complaints that my stories are too short. Its not my fault. I think I write a lot and it turns out I only typed like a pages worth. Ok I know that it took me friggin forever but I had to edit new parts. If this wasn't my best work please go easy on me I had no inspiration. Enjoy and review
Ch.2 The Beach
Everyone gets out of the car except for Kee who is still munching on a pink crayon. They all are unpacking
Dart: WHOO HOO THE BEACH. Who has the sunscreen?
Shana: I thought you had it
Dart: No I told Kee to get it
Kee: ::looking at them screaming:: I THOUGHT DART HAD IT!!!!!
Dart: Great...Simply great
Miranda: Screw this im getting in the water
Miranda Jumps it the water and begins to swim. She later gets stuck in the seaweed and supposedly drowns.
All: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Miranda: ::getting up:: IM NOT DEAD
All: BOOO!!!!!
Kee: Yes you are.
Kee gets a bag of "Sea Monkeys" and pours it in the water. Before you know it Miranda is being attack by monkeys (Yes monkeys with spears and fish bowls on their heads)
Kee: Geez I thought they were suppose to be shrimp
Meru: Is it safe to get in the water?
Kee: I dunno check
Kee kicks Meru into the water where she screams and kicks because she cant swim
Kee: Meru just move your only on the tip of the water
Meru: I knew that.I was just testing you that's all
Suddenly the sea monkeys pop outta the water
King Monkey: Listen to our demands and we wont hurt no one else. 1. I want a pony 2. I want a Karbie dream house 3. I want another pony 4.
The monkey suddenly gets pelted with ice cream
Rose: I hate monkeys
Kee: Rose ::points to the sun::
Rose remembers and soon starts to smoke up
Rose: AHHHHHHHH NO NO NO AHHHHHH IM MELTING!!!!!!
Rose scampers like an ant into a safe spot.Unfortunately she's bald now
Rose: ::paranoid:: its all in my head.its all in my dead
Meru: Must suck to be a vampire
Kee: Yup
Later we join Dart & Shana with metal Detectors trying to find gold and dolls and stuff
Dart: This is boring
Shana: ::slaps Dart on the head:: Keep checkin!!
Dart: Yes master
Suddenly the machine beeps. Shana comes with a shovel machine thingy and scoops up Gyt, Alc, and all the others
Dart: Hi
The Group: Hi
Shana: I thought this was suppose to detect metal
Dart: Oh yeah.HEY! There's a treasure chest
Alc: THAT'S MINE
Gyt: It is?
Dart and Shana get the treasure chest and bury the rest again
Kee: Shouldn't we keep them up here?
Shana: No
Kee: Ok
They open the treasure chest. Its full of cheese
Dart: That's it??.
Shana: I wasted $5,000,000 for cheese?
Kee: I thought we only had $5
Dart: We do but its your fic cant you make up money?
Kee: Oh so you rely on me for everything?
Shana: Yeah why do you think you're here
Kee: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Kee sends Dart & Shana to Chuck E. Cheese (remember that? I never get tired of it) to forever be surrounded by Umpa Lumpas
Kee: Mmmmmmmm.Forbidden cheeeese
Kee eats all the cheese in one bite
Kee: I'll go see what Kongol and Albert are doing
Kee walks off like an idiot to see that they're doing. They're at the snack bar. Kongol is begging for free burgers while Albert is reading "How to be smart without being a smartass".
Albert: Im on chapter 1562781474568565514 im only 1 day
Kongol: ::On his knees with tears:: PLEASE PLEASE ONE FOR KONGOL!!!!
Clerk: No burger for you..
Kongol: Kongol SMASH!!!!! ::gets his axe when he is suddenly tasered::
Kee: ::Holding the taser:: I love this toy
Albert: A taser is an electric weapon that AHHHHH!!!!! ::ZAP!!!!!::
Kee: Like I said I love this toy
Kee shows the taser the clerk
Kee: Burger for me?
The Clerk gives Kee 3 burgers as he eats them in front of Kongol
Kongol: Kongol is gonna get Jenny Jones on you!!!!!
Albert: Yeah I can see the title "Mean psychos with tasers"
Kee: Ok where's Miranda and Haschel?
Albert: In the bathroom
Kee: Ok
Kee walks off idiotically and goes in the bathroom. Later he runs out slamming the door and having an asthma attack.
Meru: What's wrong?
Kee: The horror the horror
Meru walks in to see Haschel and Miranda playing patty cake
Meru: That is disturbing.
Later we see everyone getting ready to go.They're all burnt, Rose is still scared, and Dart and Shana just came outta a portal screaming
Kee: Finally! Lets go
They all get in the car and leave
Dart: I got an empty treasure chest
Shana: I used the tickets and got a Karbie ::plays with it.Suddenly the head comes off:: Damn cheap toys
Kongol: Kongol got burger
Albert: I got a burger
Miranda: I got sand in my boot
Haschel: I met some retired people my age
Rose: I got a new phobia
Meru: I GOT NEW CRAYONS..Where are they? Kee?
Kee is munching on something again
Meru: YOU ATE MY CRAYONS
Kee: ::Swallowing a blue crayon:: Did not!
Meru: GRRRRR ::Starts attacking Kee::
Dart: Not again!
The End
Read, review, and go eat some crayons. Get ready for my next fic? I'll give you a clue MY PARENTS ARE VISITING!!!! That one will be out very, very soon.