To Put It Plainly
V.c
Author's Notes: I don't own Invader Zim, and this is my first attempt to write an Invader Zim Fanfic, so enjoy puny earth-humans!! ENJOY AND WAIT--- WAIT FOR THE MOMENT WHEN I-----: cough: munchkin: cough: ZIM------ TAKE OVER YOUR PUNY INFERNAL PLANET BWUAHAHHAHA.err o.o hehehe. Enjoy. ^_^;
Chapter One: The New What?
"Because the School board decided that I have to teach you filthy disgusting children, with your children-like germs, Today we are going to learn the simplicity of opening a jar. Any questions from the stupid ones?" Miss. Bitters asked.
Nothing.
A hand raised
"What Dib? If this is about how Zim is an alien, we don't want to hear it." Miss. Bitters snapped
Dib put his hand down quickly.
Zim raised his hand.
"Zim, if this is about how you are not an alien, we don't want to hear that either" Miss. Bitters continued
"Or about how you will take over the planet in an un-orderly stupid way." She added
Zim's hand went down.
"Open your jar, show me, get an A, anyone who does not do so will fail, and regret it the rest of your miserable lives in the black hole you will live in for all eternity." She spoke
The door opened and in stepped a very short Irken girl, that no one knew was Irken but.
"Zim!!" the girl shouted
"Lav!!" Zim exclaimed
"What are you doing here?" They both shouted at the same time
"You are supposed to be on Reek!" Zim shouted
"I heard someone stupid was on earth, so I decided to follow, and enlighten the stupid one." she growled
"You mean Dib then, he's stupid," Zim spoke
"Stupi? -YOUR STUPID!" Dib retorted
"NO! You are"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE BOTH STUPID!" Miss. Bitters shouted
"Sit down next to.. The funny looking green one who talks too much" Miss. Bitters Demanded
Lav just grunted.
~*~
End of Chapter one, its so short I know, this is just a TASTE of what evil I can inflict MWUHAHAHAHA, ok so yeah, someone review, this will just sit until I have at least ONE good review ONE just ONE people please!
--Valice--
Author's Notes: I don't own Invader Zim, and this is my first attempt to write an Invader Zim Fanfic, so enjoy puny earth-humans!! ENJOY AND WAIT--- WAIT FOR THE MOMENT WHEN I-----: cough: munchkin: cough: ZIM------ TAKE OVER YOUR PUNY INFERNAL PLANET BWUAHAHHAHA.err o.o hehehe. Enjoy. ^_^;
Chapter One: The New What?
"Because the School board decided that I have to teach you filthy disgusting children, with your children-like germs, Today we are going to learn the simplicity of opening a jar. Any questions from the stupid ones?" Miss. Bitters asked.
Nothing.
A hand raised
"What Dib? If this is about how Zim is an alien, we don't want to hear it." Miss. Bitters snapped
Dib put his hand down quickly.
Zim raised his hand.
"Zim, if this is about how you are not an alien, we don't want to hear that either" Miss. Bitters continued
"Or about how you will take over the planet in an un-orderly stupid way." She added
Zim's hand went down.
"Open your jar, show me, get an A, anyone who does not do so will fail, and regret it the rest of your miserable lives in the black hole you will live in for all eternity." She spoke
The door opened and in stepped a very short Irken girl, that no one knew was Irken but.
"Zim!!" the girl shouted
"Lav!!" Zim exclaimed
"What are you doing here?" They both shouted at the same time
"You are supposed to be on Reek!" Zim shouted
"I heard someone stupid was on earth, so I decided to follow, and enlighten the stupid one." she growled
"You mean Dib then, he's stupid," Zim spoke
"Stupi? -YOUR STUPID!" Dib retorted
"NO! You are"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"YOU ARE"
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE BOTH STUPID!" Miss. Bitters shouted
"Sit down next to.. The funny looking green one who talks too much" Miss. Bitters Demanded
Lav just grunted.
~*~
End of Chapter one, its so short I know, this is just a TASTE of what evil I can inflict MWUHAHAHAHA, ok so yeah, someone review, this will just sit until I have at least ONE good review ONE just ONE people please!
--Valice--