Chapter Eleven Of Lord of the Flies, As seen through the Eyes of a Coffe-High Hentai
A/N: I was re-reading my journal entries for english and I came across what I think is the most hysterical thing I've ever done. Made a complete and total mockery of the most Dramatic, angsty climax of a book chapter ever. Chapter 11 of Lord of the Flies. I will now post it up here, for your viewing pleasure.
Warning: Contains Lord of the Flies Spoilers. Read it anyway!
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Ralph, Piggy, Sam, and Eric are running towards Jack's Rock Fort (Castle Rock), faces painted half blue. Piggy runs into a tree, but the Conch in his hands remains safe and undamaged.
Ralph: Come, men! They may take our lives, but they can never take, OUR CIVILIZATION!
Jack: Actually, Ralphy-kinz ::shows Sam and Eric tied up:: heh, I can.
Ralph: Never! Piggy! Lend me your brain! Give me the power of the Conch!
Piggy: ::looks up at the giant shadow above him:: Aw Sh- ::is crushed to death by a falling Rock and the Conch is destroied::
Ralph: NOO! My source of power! Destroied! This cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!*
Jack: ::grins:: So, how about joining my tribe and being my wench-like second-in-command?
Roger: Jack, you cheating slut! I killed Piggy, that's MY role!
Jack: But Ralph is pretty. ::eyes sparkle::
Roger: True. Carry on.
Ralph: o.O ..... O.O ::runs away:: AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: ::prancing after him, a-la Pepe LePew:: Come back, my darling! We will make beautiful music together!
Ralph: NOOOOOOO!
Jack: Aw, screw it. He'll give in. Roger, go play with Sam and Eric. I must brood.
Roger: ::grins:: Mmm, twins.
Sam&Eric: O.O ..... oh fu- AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
End
::giggles:: I think it's funny.
* = Note: Rule #24 Of being an Evil Overlord - I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
A/N: I was re-reading my journal entries for english and I came across what I think is the most hysterical thing I've ever done. Made a complete and total mockery of the most Dramatic, angsty climax of a book chapter ever. Chapter 11 of Lord of the Flies. I will now post it up here, for your viewing pleasure.
Warning: Contains Lord of the Flies Spoilers. Read it anyway!
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Ralph, Piggy, Sam, and Eric are running towards Jack's Rock Fort (Castle Rock), faces painted half blue. Piggy runs into a tree, but the Conch in his hands remains safe and undamaged.
Ralph: Come, men! They may take our lives, but they can never take, OUR CIVILIZATION!
Jack: Actually, Ralphy-kinz ::shows Sam and Eric tied up:: heh, I can.
Ralph: Never! Piggy! Lend me your brain! Give me the power of the Conch!
Piggy: ::looks up at the giant shadow above him:: Aw Sh- ::is crushed to death by a falling Rock and the Conch is destroied::
Ralph: NOO! My source of power! Destroied! This cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!*
Jack: ::grins:: So, how about joining my tribe and being my wench-like second-in-command?
Roger: Jack, you cheating slut! I killed Piggy, that's MY role!
Jack: But Ralph is pretty. ::eyes sparkle::
Roger: True. Carry on.
Ralph: o.O ..... O.O ::runs away:: AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: ::prancing after him, a-la Pepe LePew:: Come back, my darling! We will make beautiful music together!
Ralph: NOOOOOOO!
Jack: Aw, screw it. He'll give in. Roger, go play with Sam and Eric. I must brood.
Roger: ::grins:: Mmm, twins.
Sam&Eric: O.O ..... oh fu- AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
End
::giggles:: I think it's funny.
* = Note: Rule #24 Of being an Evil Overlord - I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)