"Ed, move the wall three feet to the right, please." Double-D stated
pointing his zombie-glove covered hand in the proper location. Ed complied
by lifting the cardboard wall and setting it where Double-D had specified.
"Is it done yet?" Eddy asked, lumbering up in his werewolf costume.
"Yes, it is ready, Eddy. We just need to finish planning the final phase. . . How to arrange it in Ed's backyard and basement. I have it planned that we'll start from the gate, and wind the guests through Ed's window and through the basement before they come upstairs into Ed's hallway, where it will end."
"Just as long as the stairs aren't taken down again. . ." Eddy rolled his eyes. "You're not grounded again, are you Ed?"
"No, I've been a good Ed." Ed said smiling. "Sarah hasn't found my freezer experiment yet!"
"You still keep that thing?!" Double-D asked, stunned.
"Don't you worry your little head over that, Double-D. Just finish the layout. The sooner we finish it, the faster we can get to the candy store!" Eddy smirked.
"Very well. Ed, move the walls to fit this layout." Double-D passed a blueprint to Ed, who promptly saluted and dashed off to set Double-D's new brainchild into motion.
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"Haunted house? That's a new one." Kevin mumbled.
"The Eds just get worse everyday; why can't they think of something nice?" Jimmy whined. Suddenly, Eddy jumped out from behind Ed's fence decked out in his werewolf costume and roared ferociously.
"V V Velcome to Ed's Haunted Adventure!" Eddy exclaimed, slurring the V like a vampire. "Where we scare you out of your shorts and you won't leave without feeling fear." Eddy began to laugh maniacally and howled. "Only 25 cents each!"
"Please, you dorks couldn't scare Fluffy here."
"Hey! Why don't you pay and find out if we can?"
"Not from me, man." Kevin stomped off. "Dorks." Jimmy still remained standing, white as a sheet still staring at Eddy when Jonny and Rolf walked up.
"Hey, Plank, a haunted house! Let's go on it!" Jonny stated, happy and chipper. He paused for a second. "You think it's bogus, buddy? No, it'll be fun! Come on!"
"Rolf is interested in how the Eds have trudged on today! I will go."
"Come on, Jimmy! It'll be fun!" Jonny exclaimed, grabbing Jimmy by the wrist.
"But, but. . ."
"That'll be 25 cents each. That comes to one dollar, total." Eddy smirked as four quarters from four separate customers rolled in. "Prepare to enter the realm of the dead." Eddy laughed maniacally again, swinging Ed's gate open so the suckers could enter.
Rolf, Jonny, Plank, and Jimmy entered Ed's backyard and were amazed to find it transmogrified completely. The cardboard guard walls had been carefully painted with various spooky scenes, but nothing so scary that it was worth 25 cents. They continued walking through the 'haunted' labyrinth, with the occasional spring-loaded monster jumping out from around corners. Jimmy screamed each time, Rolf found each one resembled one of his family members, and Jonny just thought the whole thing was a hoot. Eventually, Double-D leapt from the shadows dressed as a zombie, scaring the pants off of Jimmy, making Jonny laugh, and perplexing Rolf.
"Double-D-Ed-Boy? Why are you dressed as Rolf's Uncle Papsito?!"
"Umm. . . I'm a zombie, Rolf. Not your uncle."
"Rolf couldn't tell; you're the spitting image of Papsito!"
"Move on, please." Double-D sighed. Rolf, Jonny, and Jimmy slipped down into Ed's basement through his tiny little window and were instantly startled by the transformation. It had the complete appearance of a dungeon, fake paper-mache skeletons, cobwebs, plastic spiders; the works. There was only one thing missing.
"Gee, Plank, this part isn't scary at all." Then Ed leapt from his bathroom in his gray monster suit.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Ed screamed. He approached his victims with a scary and stalking walk. The three visitors were stunned stiff by Ed, and couldn't escape. It looked like the end for them, and they braced to be torn to shreds.
"Sarah, where are you?"
"I'll miss you buddy. . ."
"Rolf only hopes he has been a good son of a Shepard." Ed stalked to bite range and then suddenly stopped just short of licking them. He pulled back and pointed to his door.
"Exit's that way! Have a good day!" Ed said, happily.
"The monster is One-Nut-Short-Of-A-Screw-Ed-Boy!"
"Right on, Ed!"
"I'm telling Sarah!" Jimmy ran out of the room crying, while Jonny and Rolf slapped Ed on the back.
"Well done, Ed-boy! Good-for-nothing-Eds have finally done something right! Rolf leaves satisfied! Glory be to my father!" Rolf left the room, kicking his heels. It was obvious he got a total jolt from it.
"Plank says 'You were great, Ed'! Wow, that was cool!" Jonny continued giggling as he left the room.
"You're welcome!" Ed said, still in his monster suit.
"Nicely done, Ed!" Double-D's voice sounded from outside the window.
"RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAR!" Ed roared at him.
"Ed, I'm Double-D, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry, Double-D."
"You were really splendid this time, old chum."
"I am fish bait! HAHAHAHA!" Ed laughed, pulling off his monster mask. He was sweating vigorously from the suit. Double-D pulled off his monster mask as Eddy walked into Ed's room from the stairwell.
"Well done, boys! Something of ours has actually worked! Shows how much you know, Double-D."
"Don't rub it in, Eddy. Besides, if we want to make it to the candy store before it closes, we have to hurry." Double-D said, while removing what was left of his costume. Ed simply leapt out of his; when he emerged, he was in nothing but his underwear.
"Oh, Ed! You left you're clothes in the suit!" Double-D exclaimed in disgust.
"Oops. Café Ole!" Ed leapt back into his suit, and leapt out with his pants where his shirt should've been, his shoes where his hands were, a sock on each ear, and his jacket wrapped around his waist. He was standing on his head, to make matters worse.
"Ed! Quit clowning around, you maniac." Eddy said, between fits of laughter and removal of his werewolf costume.
"Okay, I got it now! Sassafras!" He leapt back into the suit and finally leapt out fully and correctly clothed.
"Okay, gentlemen, let us proceed to our destiny."
"Jawbreakers. . ." Eddy's mouth watered.
"JAWBREAKERS! HAHAHA!" Ed shouted, grabbing Eddy like a football and tossing him through the window smack into Double-D. Both of them flew back and crashed into the fence. "Come on guys! Ed wants his jawbreaker!" Ed picked up Eddy like a football again, and grabbed Double-D by the hat and dragged him along behind him as he crashed through the cardboard walls and finally through his fence.
"Ed, we can walk ourselves you know."
"Oh, yeah! I forgot." Ed stopped and put Eddy down, and released Double- D's hat. "Sorry, guys."
"It's okay, lumpy. Let's go sack our treasure!" Eddy started off at a dead run, with Ed and Edd close on his heels.
"Bags scare me, Eddy!"
"Shut up, Ed." Eddy replied, still blasting ahead at full speed. Double-D gazed ahead at Peach Creek; it was eerily quiet. He knew in the recesses of his mind that this was going to be a long day.
"Is it done yet?" Eddy asked, lumbering up in his werewolf costume.
"Yes, it is ready, Eddy. We just need to finish planning the final phase. . . How to arrange it in Ed's backyard and basement. I have it planned that we'll start from the gate, and wind the guests through Ed's window and through the basement before they come upstairs into Ed's hallway, where it will end."
"Just as long as the stairs aren't taken down again. . ." Eddy rolled his eyes. "You're not grounded again, are you Ed?"
"No, I've been a good Ed." Ed said smiling. "Sarah hasn't found my freezer experiment yet!"
"You still keep that thing?!" Double-D asked, stunned.
"Don't you worry your little head over that, Double-D. Just finish the layout. The sooner we finish it, the faster we can get to the candy store!" Eddy smirked.
"Very well. Ed, move the walls to fit this layout." Double-D passed a blueprint to Ed, who promptly saluted and dashed off to set Double-D's new brainchild into motion.
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"Haunted house? That's a new one." Kevin mumbled.
"The Eds just get worse everyday; why can't they think of something nice?" Jimmy whined. Suddenly, Eddy jumped out from behind Ed's fence decked out in his werewolf costume and roared ferociously.
"V V Velcome to Ed's Haunted Adventure!" Eddy exclaimed, slurring the V like a vampire. "Where we scare you out of your shorts and you won't leave without feeling fear." Eddy began to laugh maniacally and howled. "Only 25 cents each!"
"Please, you dorks couldn't scare Fluffy here."
"Hey! Why don't you pay and find out if we can?"
"Not from me, man." Kevin stomped off. "Dorks." Jimmy still remained standing, white as a sheet still staring at Eddy when Jonny and Rolf walked up.
"Hey, Plank, a haunted house! Let's go on it!" Jonny stated, happy and chipper. He paused for a second. "You think it's bogus, buddy? No, it'll be fun! Come on!"
"Rolf is interested in how the Eds have trudged on today! I will go."
"Come on, Jimmy! It'll be fun!" Jonny exclaimed, grabbing Jimmy by the wrist.
"But, but. . ."
"That'll be 25 cents each. That comes to one dollar, total." Eddy smirked as four quarters from four separate customers rolled in. "Prepare to enter the realm of the dead." Eddy laughed maniacally again, swinging Ed's gate open so the suckers could enter.
Rolf, Jonny, Plank, and Jimmy entered Ed's backyard and were amazed to find it transmogrified completely. The cardboard guard walls had been carefully painted with various spooky scenes, but nothing so scary that it was worth 25 cents. They continued walking through the 'haunted' labyrinth, with the occasional spring-loaded monster jumping out from around corners. Jimmy screamed each time, Rolf found each one resembled one of his family members, and Jonny just thought the whole thing was a hoot. Eventually, Double-D leapt from the shadows dressed as a zombie, scaring the pants off of Jimmy, making Jonny laugh, and perplexing Rolf.
"Double-D-Ed-Boy? Why are you dressed as Rolf's Uncle Papsito?!"
"Umm. . . I'm a zombie, Rolf. Not your uncle."
"Rolf couldn't tell; you're the spitting image of Papsito!"
"Move on, please." Double-D sighed. Rolf, Jonny, and Jimmy slipped down into Ed's basement through his tiny little window and were instantly startled by the transformation. It had the complete appearance of a dungeon, fake paper-mache skeletons, cobwebs, plastic spiders; the works. There was only one thing missing.
"Gee, Plank, this part isn't scary at all." Then Ed leapt from his bathroom in his gray monster suit.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Ed screamed. He approached his victims with a scary and stalking walk. The three visitors were stunned stiff by Ed, and couldn't escape. It looked like the end for them, and they braced to be torn to shreds.
"Sarah, where are you?"
"I'll miss you buddy. . ."
"Rolf only hopes he has been a good son of a Shepard." Ed stalked to bite range and then suddenly stopped just short of licking them. He pulled back and pointed to his door.
"Exit's that way! Have a good day!" Ed said, happily.
"The monster is One-Nut-Short-Of-A-Screw-Ed-Boy!"
"Right on, Ed!"
"I'm telling Sarah!" Jimmy ran out of the room crying, while Jonny and Rolf slapped Ed on the back.
"Well done, Ed-boy! Good-for-nothing-Eds have finally done something right! Rolf leaves satisfied! Glory be to my father!" Rolf left the room, kicking his heels. It was obvious he got a total jolt from it.
"Plank says 'You were great, Ed'! Wow, that was cool!" Jonny continued giggling as he left the room.
"You're welcome!" Ed said, still in his monster suit.
"Nicely done, Ed!" Double-D's voice sounded from outside the window.
"RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAR!" Ed roared at him.
"Ed, I'm Double-D, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry, Double-D."
"You were really splendid this time, old chum."
"I am fish bait! HAHAHAHA!" Ed laughed, pulling off his monster mask. He was sweating vigorously from the suit. Double-D pulled off his monster mask as Eddy walked into Ed's room from the stairwell.
"Well done, boys! Something of ours has actually worked! Shows how much you know, Double-D."
"Don't rub it in, Eddy. Besides, if we want to make it to the candy store before it closes, we have to hurry." Double-D said, while removing what was left of his costume. Ed simply leapt out of his; when he emerged, he was in nothing but his underwear.
"Oh, Ed! You left you're clothes in the suit!" Double-D exclaimed in disgust.
"Oops. Café Ole!" Ed leapt back into his suit, and leapt out with his pants where his shirt should've been, his shoes where his hands were, a sock on each ear, and his jacket wrapped around his waist. He was standing on his head, to make matters worse.
"Ed! Quit clowning around, you maniac." Eddy said, between fits of laughter and removal of his werewolf costume.
"Okay, I got it now! Sassafras!" He leapt back into the suit and finally leapt out fully and correctly clothed.
"Okay, gentlemen, let us proceed to our destiny."
"Jawbreakers. . ." Eddy's mouth watered.
"JAWBREAKERS! HAHAHA!" Ed shouted, grabbing Eddy like a football and tossing him through the window smack into Double-D. Both of them flew back and crashed into the fence. "Come on guys! Ed wants his jawbreaker!" Ed picked up Eddy like a football again, and grabbed Double-D by the hat and dragged him along behind him as he crashed through the cardboard walls and finally through his fence.
"Ed, we can walk ourselves you know."
"Oh, yeah! I forgot." Ed stopped and put Eddy down, and released Double- D's hat. "Sorry, guys."
"It's okay, lumpy. Let's go sack our treasure!" Eddy started off at a dead run, with Ed and Edd close on his heels.
"Bags scare me, Eddy!"
"Shut up, Ed." Eddy replied, still blasting ahead at full speed. Double-D gazed ahead at Peach Creek; it was eerily quiet. He knew in the recesses of his mind that this was going to be a long day.