disclaimer: **sigh** i doth not own MKR....

~*~ The Final Battle for Cephiro ~*~
Bloopers!!!
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As promised, the Parodies of the preceding story!! WAII!! ^O^


~*~ Suzaku's Fave ~*~
**Combo of Chapters 6 & 8**
(setting no.1 - the girls return and Premera pops up infront of Hikaru's face)
Premera: YOU!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET LANTIS!!!! NOT WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE!!
Lantis: *flicks the fairy away* get out of the way, i'm w/ hikaru! *hikaru grins evilly*

(setting no.2 - Hikaru and Lantis having a tickle fight when Premera flies thru the key hole)
Premera: .::screams::. LANTIS!!! THAT'S MY LANTIS!!!
*the couple look at her and then hikaru gets up and pulls on a tassle-rope*
Premera *looks around* umm.... ok...... what was that for?
Hikaru; .::shruggs::. i'm not allowed to kill another cast member, so i summonded some one who will do it happily.
Suzaku *flies thru the window and changes into human form* .::laughs w/ pure glee::. here, fairy, fairy, fairy!
Premera .::Screams and is chased about by Suzaku, who catches her::.
Suzaku; MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *plucks off Premera's wings and throws her out of the castles tallest tower*
.::Suzaku leaves and life returns to normal::.


{yay!! Death to that stupid fairy!!!! Yay!!!!! ^O^}


~*~ Chapter one - Take one ~*~
(setting - the sisters are walking to the train station)
Fuu: Kuu, after school, I will be meeting my friends at the Tower, so you can head home.
Kuu: NO! You can't! Your grounded remember? After that whole getting drunk at a party last week, you're not allowed out of the house.
Fuu: **blushes** oh, yeah, huh......


{ok, so that probably wasn't very funny, but i'm work'n on it.}


~*~ Chapter one - Take two ~*~
(setting - Fuu is in LaLa Land and is about to board the train.)
Fuu **Not paying attention**

.::Crash!::.

Kuu Fuu! ........... why are you on the floor?
.::Fuu twitches on the floor::.


{**sigh** so i have a dry sense of humor}


~*~ Chapter two - Take one ~*~
(setting - Umi has just finished her sculpture when her mom walks in)
Mom: Oh, goodness! Dear, come and see!
Dad: Yes, dear?
**Both parents study the sculpture**
Dad: **cough** Uh... Umi, what is it?
Umi: IT'S FYULA!!


{blah, i really need to work on these}


~*~ Chapter 3 - Take one ~*~
(setting - the girls holding hands and crying)
Girls: **Sobbing pittifuly**
(the floor begins to crack under their feet)
Girls: **Still Sobbing**
(the floor gives way and the girls fall to their death)


{bah. I'm sooooo tired, so that's all for right now. But i'll redo this chapter tomarrow, hopefully.}


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