TRA

Part 2.1

Ash and Misty walked up to the stadium. It was quiet.

Ash: What the heck is going on?

Misty: Ash, look. A note.

Ash: Let me see...

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, THE GAME HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE LOCAL POKEMON GYM. MATCH STARTS TOMORROW AT 12. AUDIENCE NOT PERMITTED. WE APPOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVINIENCES.

Ash: The mathc starts tomorrow. That gives us enough time for some training, right Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pi-kah!

*They headed off to the mountains*

Misty: Ash, look. A note.

Ash: Let me see... *Pikachu blinked. It loked back, shrugged then read the note on the tree*

AREA SUBJECT TO AVALANCHES. BEWARE.

Ash: Avalanches? Ooh! Beware! Raaarrhhh! I'm scared!

Misty: I heard there was a huge one the other night.

Ash: *stepping away*Aaah! Really?!

Misty: Really.

Ash: Do you realise how pointless our conversations are?

Misty: So pointless, they're blunt.

Ash: Really?

Misty: Really.

Ash: Oh. *And they walked off*

Jessie: And he's off!

James: It's time for Team Rocket to get even.

Meowth: Payback time!

*For some strange reason, everyones injuries from the previous days have been fully healed, despite the seriousness of the wounds. Oh well, I guess that's cartoons for ya. *shrug**

Jen: Then why don't we get down there and start?

James: ...Never thought of that.

Jessie: Then let's do it!

*They went towards the gym and worked all day, preparing for the big capture*

Jen: Aaahh! You are a GOD! *She took the bottle off James and eyed it* Glasses?

James: *holding them up* Check!

Jen: Bottle opener?

James: *holding up a cork screw* You do the honours. *He handed the opener to her*

Jen: Thanking you. *she opened the bottle* Whoo!

Jessie: *listening from the other room* The hell?!

Jen: *she poured a glass each and held hers up* A toast to the rebirth of Team Rocket!

James: Here, here.

Jen: Where?

James: Not where? Here, here!

Jen: You only have to say it once...

James: I give up.

Jen: Come on! You haven't even had a go!

James: Ha ha! And you haven't even had a drink yet!

Jen: Alright....

Jessie: They're both idiots. *She went out to drink by herself* I get the hint. I don't want to be listening to them all night. *She shuddered* Who knows what they're up to?

Jen: *she was in the bath with her bathing suit, covered in bubbles, complete with the Santa beard* How the hell do they expect us to get a full clean with this? *She held up a small bottle of 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner* These South American's don't have that much hair, don't they?

James: Heh, heh, heh. *He came in with his board shorts on* MAKE WAY!! *He ran up, ready to dive, but stopped at the bath. He exaggerated caution of getting in* See? It is big enough. What did I tell you?

Jen: And the soap. *She held up a tiny bar of soap* I mean, a woman of my size can't possibly clean herself with this, thing.

James: That's not true...

Jen: Awww..... now, what do you want? No one compliments me without wanting something.

James: ....uh...

Jen: Altough there are exceptions....*mumble, followed by a grin*

James: After one glass, how on Earth can you possibly go on like this?

Jen: I'm only like this when I'm having fun. I haven't had fun like this in ages. *She smiled and started singing* Can't drink the water in Sydney, can't eat the food in Japan. And you can't breathe the air in Los Angeles, but a million people think they can.

James: *he rolled his eyes*

Jen: *she broke out in the chorus* Well, I've never had so much fun. No I've never had so much fun! I can't remember when i've ever had so much fun!

James: *clapping* Brilliant!

Jen: *bowing, splashing her head in the water* Thank you! Thank you! My fans, you're the real stars.... *she blew air kisses to her imaginary crowd*

James: *Jennifer was signing autographs* Settle down. There are other people here. *He smiled and sighed hopelessly*

Jen: *signing someone's imaginary chest* Stay-in-school... ...during-school-hours....love-Jennifer. All done!

James: I never knew Australian's were this much fun.

Jen: *wiggling her left ear* You better belive it! I have more party than, ummm, than golf!

James: ?

Jen: Par-ty? Par, tee. Get it?

James: *he frowned* That was bad. You deserve, this. *he then splashed her*

Jen: Oh, yeah? *Then soon enough, there was a massive splash war. No-one won. In the end, all the bath water ended up on the floor, slowly going down the drain on the floor. They looked down guiltly, dripping from head to toe*

James: Well that ruined that, didn't it?

Jen: You started it. I don't know why they had to close the pool though. There would be much more water for us to waste. *She stopped when she heard a door close* Was that Jessie? *She carefully made her way out of the bathroom, trying not to slip on the floor and put her ear to the door*

Jessie: *mumble, grumble* Pathetic.... *and she went down the stairs*

Jen: Oh....Jessie just left.....

James: (And the heavens opened up and said... "Jessie, clear out now. James doesn't want anyone sticking about tonight.") ....*he smiled*

Jen: ...why she didn't want to join in, i'll never know. *She looked at the mini-fridge, looked inside, and took out a small can of lemonade. She turned to James* And don't get me started on _these_ things! *She opened one up and started drinking* Barely enough!

James: What about this? *He held up the bottle*

Jen: *she shook her head, took it from him and shoved a stopped in the opening* Save it until we capture Pikachu. Jess wouldn't want to miss out on a good drink, now?

James: No, she wouldn't.

Jen: Awww. Don't look so dissapointed. I can't have fun while someone else is miserable. Guilt and all.

James: *his smile soon became an evil grin* No problem. Get dried and put some nice clothes on. Come out when your ready.

Jen: (What's he up to...?)

"Never Had So Much Fun" -- by Frenzal Rhomb