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Part 2.11
:: Big battle time! Prepare for a long fanfic section. Guh! But, to break the boredom, during this next part I deliberately put in a mistake. Try to find out what it is :) 1,000,000 usless points to whomever finds it first, and maybe some recognition on the fanfiction page...::
Guard: Sir, ma'am. ID please.
Gary: Here you are. *He put on a horrible accent*
Guard: Can I check the back?
Gary: Uh, no. No time. It's a matter of urgency.
Guard: Really?
Misty: Yeah, uh...beer supply...uh, mate.
Guard: Oh, very well then. The place is totally dry. Glad you came as soon as possible.
Gary: Well, can't stay and chat. 'Oo-roo.
Guard: See ya.
Misty: Ha! That was fun with the accent and all.
Brock: Can you go a bit faster? Kelly awaits!
*They pulled up to the front gate*
Misty: Alright. Ash! Where are you!
Ash: Ah! Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
Gary: Ash! Get here now! I want to battle you for an easy win!
Ash: No! Gary!
Brock: Kelly! I've come back for you, baby!
Ash: Should we go back to them?
Jessie: Well, If you want to.
Tracey: Um, yeah!
Ash: Tracey is here as well.
James: It's a whole twerp reunion!
Jen: A Twerpapalooza!
James: You got the looser part right!
Ash: Will you two knock it off!
Jessie: Are you going to...?
Ash: I'm going.
*They walked outside and out the front*
Ash: I'm here.
Misty: Ash! Come back home right now!
Gary: C'mon! One battle won't hurt.
Brock: Kelly...
Kelly: Brock... *they ran up to each other and started kissing LIKE MANIACS! Woo! *Cough* * Brock, come with me. *She dragged Brock away*
Gary: Well, well, well Ash. So you've joined Team Rocket. That's so unlike you.
Ash: I was tricked into it.
Gary: Let's see how much your skills have increased since you joined Team Loosers.
Jessie: Team...
James: ...Loosers?
Ash: I'll beat you, Gary Oak!
Gary: Poor Ash. Always in denial. PokeBall-!
Jessie: Not so fast, twerp!
Gary: *he stopped in mid-PokéBall, Go! pose* Huh?
James: You've insulted us, and one of our members.
Meowth: We won't take it!
Jessie: Ah! Where did you come from!
James: Don't sneak up on us like that, Meowth!
Meowth: Sorry. I just didn't feel like talkin' to yas. I've just bin talkin' to Pikachu.
Jessie: Can you leave your little conversations alone for once and help us?
Meowth: Sure.
Gary: I'll take the challenge! Three on one! Let's do it!
Jessie: *she span around and threw two PokeBalls* Arbok! Wobuffet! Go!
James: *he flicked his lock of hair and released his two Pokemon* Wheezing! Victeebell! I choose you!
Meowth: *Jumping up with Snubble* Let's go!
Gary: 6 Pokemon? Nidoking should be able to handle them all in one go! Let's show 'em, Nidoking! *He sent out his Nidoking*
Jessie: That thing looks tough.
James: *he smirked* But when the going get's tough, the tough get going.
Meowth: Hava piece of Meowwth!! *Meowth scratched him. He broke his nails* Ow! My nails! And I just got a CATicure. *Ha ha. ha.*
James: Wheezing! Sludge! *It landed on Nidoking and slid right off it* It diddn't work!
Jessie: Arbok! Wrap! *Arbok wrapped around, Nidoking just shook it off*
Gary: My Nidoking is the toughest around! Nothing can penetrate it's rock hard skin.
Meowth: Dis ting is tough. *He smiled* I know! Snubble! Charm it!
Snubble: Snub. *It battered it's eyelids at Nidoking. Love hearts came from Nidokings eyes*
Jessie: Oh, good idea, Meowth! Now let's really screw with it! Wobuffet, Supersonic!
Wobuffet: Waaaaaa!
James: This will be interesting! *The Nidoking became confused. It turned to Gary, love struck*
Gary: No, no! Get away from me! Ahhh! *The Nidoking picked up Gary and hugged it* No! Return, Nidoking! *He sent another Pokemon*. Arcanine! Toast their Pokemon! *The Arcanine sent out a Flame Thrower.*
James: Ahh! Victreebell, ret- *the Flame Thower caught Victreebell and the other Pokemon.* No!
Gary: Ha! This Arcanine has more fire power than the hottest Charizard!
Jessie: That's hot!
Meowth: Even Jess' Wobba got fried.
Gary: Type is only a minor point in battle. Strength is what really counts, and i've got lots of it!
James: Victreebell...
Gary: I guess I win this battle!
Jessie: Arbok, Wobuffet.
James: Wheezing, Victreebell. *They returned their Pokemon*
Jen: A victory in one hit. That's strong.
Ash: Ok, Gary! I'm ready for you!
Pikachu: Pikaaa!
Gary: Don't be surprised if you lose, Ash.
Ash: Pikachu! Go!
Pikachu: Piikaaa-! *A Pokemon burst out of a PokeBall. It was Bayleaf*
Bayleaf: Baaay! *It came up to Ash and rubbed it's head on his leg*
Ash: *moans* Bayleaf...fine. Have a go.
Jen: This was the kid who beat Team Rocket? His Pokemon dont obey him as well as they should.
Gary: An easy win. Arcanine, dig.
Ash: Wha-?! ! Watch out! *Arcanine came up out of the ground and sent Bayleaf flying*
Ash: Bayleaf! C'mon! Get up! *Bayleaf got up slowly* That's it! Razor Leaf!
Gary: Arcanine, Quick Attack, now! *Arcanine dodged the leaves and hit Bayleaf*
Ash: No. Bayleaf, return. *He looked at the PokeBall* You did your best, even though you had a disadvantage.
Gary: Well, what's the next false move your gonna make?
Ash: *thinking* Arcanine's tough... Hmmm...I hope this works. *He grabbed a different PokeBall* Go! Snorlax!
Gary: Interesting...Arcanine, Fire Blast.
Ash: *The Snorlax sniffed the air. Barbeque! He walked towards Arcanine* Snorlax! Surf!
Gary: What?! Surf?! *The Snorlax stopped and realised he was in the middle of a battle. He waved his arms and brought them down. Water came up from a nearby fountain and down on top of the Arcanine. It put out the attack* Arcanine!
Ash: Mega Punch! *The Snorlax knocked out the Arcanine*
Gary: Arcanine! Here, have a rest.
Ash: You too Snorlax.
Gary: Ash.
Ash: What is it?
Gary: One more Pokemon each. No swaps. Whadaya say?
Misty: He's changing the rules in the middle of the match. That's against the rules!
Jessie: We're battling in a Team Rocket HQ. What rules?
Ash: Fine. Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikaa!
Gary: Pikachu. Typical. Ok then. Eevee!
Jessie: Why is he sending out that puny little thing? Look at it! It's pathetic!
Jen: You don't get it.
Jessie: Huh?
Jen: Eevee only evolves with an element stone. The trainer can choose whenever to evolve it. It can be really strong, but still look like it's at a low level, just like Pikachu. Pikachu needs an element stone to evolve as well. The outside can be cute, but the inside can contain a very powerful Pokemon. I should know...*she held a PokeBall* That Eevee is pretty tough...maybe tougher than Pikachu.
Jessie: C'mon, Ash! Show that arrogant looser what Team Rocket can do!
Misty: What's she doing? She's...cheering him.
Jessie: I'm only doing that becasuse he's one of us now. If there wasn't any team work then we would just be called "Rocket". How stupid would that be?
Ash: Pikachu, Agility!
Pikachu: Piiikaaaah...
Gary: Eevee! Quick Attack!
Eevee: Eeeeve! *It stopped as it couldn't see Pikachu* Eve?
Ash: Thunder!
Eevee: Eve? *It turned around and saw Pikachu* Eevee!! *A large bolt of lightning came out from Pikachu. It lit the whole area.*
Jen: *sheilding her eyes* That's a tough Pikachu! It might win!
Ash: Pikachu! *The light came back to normal* Pikachu! *Pikachu stood there swaying. Eevee was nowhere to be found* We won!
Pikachu: *looking tired* Pikah. Chuuuu... *he wiped his forehead*
Gary: Now.
Ash: Wha-? *Pikachu was suddenly knocked over* Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika! *Pikachu got up, but was soon knocked over again* Pika!
Jen: That's a fast Eevee. *In the background, sounds of Pikachu being hit*
James: Eevee is doing that?
Tracey: It's going so fast you cant even see it!
Gary: My Eevee is too fast for your Pikachu. Give up, Ash. It seems that you've lost everything. You always thought you were the better trainer. You were wrong. I'm better than you, Ash and you can't admit that.
Ash: Fine, Gary. You won. You're the better trainer.
Pikachu: *It fell down* Pikaaah. Piiikaaachu.
Ego vs. Ego!
Gary: It took a while, but your finaly not whinging about your defeat. Ah, well, now that you've grown up, I suggest you get out of "Team Looser" and come back home.
Jen: Excuse me?
Gary: I just said Team Looser. What's your problem? And who the heck are you?
James: Uh, Jennifer? Remember...
Jen: What's my problem? *She started to sound more and more like her cousin* Your my problem Mr. I'm-such-a-great-Pokemon-trainer! I just happen to be Team Rocket's Boss! How dare you call my Team loosers!
Gary: I just say it. That's how.
Jen: Listen smart-ass...*she really sounds like Jessie now!*
Ash: This doesn't look good...
James: Uh, Jen? I think it's time to settle down.
Jen: ...you can't just come in here waving your ego around like a banner! If you want a battle your gonna get it!
Gary: I feel like winning three times in a day. C'mon, looser.
Jen: You make me so...MAD!
Gary: Don't get so burnt up about it. Geeze.
Jen: Your the one who's gonna get burned!
James: Please, take it easy.
Jen: I'll be fine.*her mind turned to the battle* Go Kimba!
Gary: A Charmander! Ha! This will be easy. It's not even evolved. Electabuzz, go get it!
Tracey: *sketching as hard as he can, nearly breaking his wrist* Help! I'm runnin' outta paper!
Meowth: *Enjoying the show* I'm runnin' outta popcorn!
Brock: *comming out from behind the building* What's going on?
A,M,T,G,J,J,J,M: SHUT UP!
Brock: Just asking...hey, guess what?!
Jessie: Listen, Squinty, do we care?!
Ned: *finally showing himself* Uh, did I miss anything?
A,M,T,G,J,J,JM: JUST SHUT UP!
B,K,N: *shrinking* Ok.
Jen: Kimba, Tail Whip! Your way! *The Charmander ran towards the Electabuzz and slapped it with it's fiery tail*
Misty: Electabuzz is burnt!
Gary: Electabuzz. Use Thunder Punch! Bring it down!
James: Jennifer! Quick!
Jen: Kimba move out of the way! *The Charmander tried to dodge the attack. As Electabuzz was about to make a hit, he flinched as he felt the burn*
Gary: No!
Jen: Flame Thrower, Kimba! *It missed the Electabuzz*
Gary: Ha! Use your Zap Cannon!
Electabuzz: Bluhhuhuuhuh... *sparks came from it's tail* ...bluhuhuahhhaa!! *Electabuzz shot a lightning bolt out of it's mouth and hit Charmander*
Kimba: Chaar! *Kimba fell to the ground and lay there*
CheerGirls: *Comming out from no-where* Gary, Gary, beat that Boss! If you don't that's our first loss!
Gary: Your supposed to be cheering me, girls.
Cgirl1: Um, well, we...
Gary: What?
Cgirl2: *looks tougher & meaner than the first one* When are you going to pay us?
Cgirl3: We've been following you for years. Isn't it time you should let us go?
Gary: Huh? C'mon, ladies...
Cgirl6: We spend ages comming up with cheer lines.
Cgirl4: *bawling* I didn't want to turn out this way! I wanted to go to college and become a doctor! Waaaah ha ha haaah! *Two girls come to comfort her*
Gary: Please. Don't cry. I'll pay you later. Right now I'm in the middle of battling so...
Cgirl4: He doesn't care about us! Waaaah haaaa haaah!
Cgirl5: Laters not good enough.
Cgirl2: Were outta here! Let's go! *She slammed down her pom pom*
Cgirl1: You made her cry...
Gary: Huh? W-w-wait!
CheerGirls: Gary, Gary, he's got a thick head! When will he stop acting like a... *they dissapeared behind the building*
Gary: Ah, I don't need them to win. Electabuzz! Thunder- huh? *Electabuzz lay on the ground in pain* What's this? What's wrong with Electabuzz? *The Charmander slowly got up*
Kimba: Chaaar.
Jen: Your Electabuzz was burnt. You were too distracted to care for your Pokemon.
Gary: How can this be? Still, if it weren't for those girls, your baby Pokemon will be history! Go, Hitmonchan!
Jen: Have a rest Kimba. Tigrowl! Come! *Her Growlithe stopped playing with Growlie and walked into the battle field*
Gary: Ha! A puppy! Cute. Nah!!
Jen: Tigrowl, trap it in a Fire Spin!
Gary: This round is mine! Hitmonchan, Ice Punch!
Jen: Quick! *Her Growlithe sent out the attack. Hitmonchan dove straight through it and gave it the Ice Punch. It froze Tigrowl*
Brock: Fire Pokemon are supposed to have the advantage over Ice attacks. Hitmonchan must be tough!
Jen: Tigrowl!
Growlie: Growl! *Growlie came on the battle ground and attacked the ice with Flare. It melted the ice. Tigrowl lay there shivering*
Misty: Here we go, playing with the rules again.
Jen: Tigrowl! *She picked up the Growlithe* Your so cold. *she looked at Growlie* Thank you for saving him. *she gave Tigrowl to James* Try to warm it up.
Gary: Well, seems as though your baby Pokemon can't handle the big leauge. Got anymore, or are they taking their afternoon nap?
Jen: Your an Eevee trainer. You should know better than to judge a Pokemon by it's evolution stage.
Gary: My Eevee is a powerful Pokemon. Better than your juvinile kiddie Pokemon.
Jen: AGRH!! You made me really mad! *She grabbed the PokeBall she was holding before* I've warned you. Vulpix! Show him what you can do!
Gary: Another baby Pokemon? Are we having a battle or a petting zoo? *Sighs* Hitmonchan, return. Eevee, bring me back a nice fox-type skin for a floor rug.
Eevee: Eeeeveeee!
Tracey: Now this will be interesting. Eevee versus Vulpix.
Jen: *the two similar looking Pokemon faced each other ready to fight* Vulpix, Quick Attack!
Gary: Eevee! The same! *They collided at the same time*
Jen: It's fast. Vulpix, Fire Spin.
Gary: Sand-Attack. *The Eevee brushed it's tail on the ground, filling the air with dust.* Your Vulpix is lost, and so have you. This battle!
Jen: C'mon Vulpix. You can do it. *They waited a few more seconds*
James: Where's Vulpix? *It jumped out of the dust cloud and sent a huge Fire Spin down into it* Oh!
Ash: Whoa! Vulpix can jump high!
Jen: Good Vulpix! Now close it up! *The Vulpix landed outside the cloud and made the Fire Spin smaller*
Gary: Huh? *He heard Eevee's cries* Eevee!
Jen: Eevee is trapped. Your the one who has lost.
Gary: *he clenched his fist* ...ok. You.... you win. Just get Eevee out of there.
Jen: Sure. Vulpix, that's enough. *The flame died down and Eevee lay there shaking* Your Eevee was fast and jumpy. It moved around too much inside the flame.
Gary: Eevee! *He went over and picked it up* Eevee... *he looked up* I was wrong. Just because the Pokemon hasn't evolved, doesn't mean it isn't strong. But my Eevee needs a bit of training itself.
Ash: Like Pikachu! Pikachu hasn't become a Raichu and it still is tough.
Jessie: Tell me about it.
James: Growlie evolves by stone as well. *He patted Growlie* But I like him just the way he his.
Growlie: Growl Growl!
Misty: And Staryu! *She held her Staryu up*
Staryu: Hyeah!
Pikachu: *In Jessie's arms* Piikaaa! *Misty just noticed that Jessie was holding Pikachu*
Misty: What thu-?
Gary: Maybe some people mis-judge Eevee because it hasn't evolved. Just like I mis-judged Vulpix. *He shook Jennifer's hand* That was a good battle. Hope we can battle again someday.
Jen: Sure.
Gary: Ah, I've gotta go. If Gramps finds out i'm making friends with Team Rocket he'd go nuts. Not that he already is nuts. Smell ya later, Ash!
Jen: *waving politely and smiling* Buh-bye. *She turned around mumbling* There's nothing I hate more than a cocky twerp. I hope he learned a lesson.
James: *sweat dropping*
Ash: Why does he have to say that? I don't smell that bad, do I?
Pikachu: *waving his hand in front of his face* Pika Pi Piikachuu chu. *Meowth, Jessie and all the other Pokemon laughed*
Ash: What?
Misty: *she stood up quickly* Hold it! Can someone please tell me what's going on here?
Tracey: Poor little Misty, *shaking his head* so mixed up.
Misty: I am not mixed up! *She stamped her feet* Raaaghhh!