A.N: I must apologize for the lack of an update. I've had personal problems over the past couple of weeks. My grandmother died, so I had to pay my respects. During the time that I spent with family, I had no access to the Internet. But I still had ideas daily for what I wanted to do with this story as well as my others. Now that I've gotten over my grandma's death, I can focus again on my stories. Expect more chapters more recently…



A.N: Special thanks goes to Eli-kun and Macrossa for Akuma's new place of employment. For some of you who may already know, then you can laugh with me! For those of you who don't know, you will soon find out…

So our favorite Street Fighters are out of a job. While some people like Zangief or Ken don't have to worry about anything, others such as Ryu and Blanka must struggle to make ends meet. Let's check in on the World Warriors…



Before I forget, let me say this for the people who don't know. Please don't sue me. I don't own Street Fighter. None of the characters from Street Fighter or nothing associated with Street Fighter. Not even the snake in Blanka's stage…

Sakura was eating breakfast at the table. She still couldn't believe that she was out of a job. Her parents on the other hand, were elated. They never really liked Sakura Street fighting in the first place. Maybe with Sakura not doing Street Fighter, she could be a normal school girl…

"Bye Mom! Bye Dad!"

Sakura walked out the door to get on the bus. As the door to the bus opened, Sakura gasped. She couldn't believe what she was seeing…

Akuma: Get on! Now!

Sakura: Akuma! You're the bus driver?

Akuma: Yeah… Ever since the CEO of Capcom fired our a***s, I needed to find another job. So are you getting on the bus, or not!

Sakura: Coming…

Sakura was scared out of her life. She sat at the very back of the bus, making sure that Akuma couldn't see her…

The kids on the bus were talking about various topics such as music, fights, and crushes on other students. Of course, all this noise was too much for the Master of the Fists, so he had to do something about it…

Akuma: Be quiet!

The kids continued to talk.

Akuma: Shut up! Don't make me have to stop this bus!

The kids heard Akuma, but they thought he was joking. Little did they know that Akuma was not one to be messed with…

Akuma: Shut up! This is your last warning!

The kids on the bus still wouldn't listen to a thing he said. Now things were about to get a little scary…

Akuma stopped the bus. He stood up and started to glow a red aura. The bus started to shake from his dark ki rising. His blood red eyes started glowing…

Akuma: The next person that says something, will feel a fate even worse then death… So anybody got something to say?

The entire bus was quiet. You couldn't even hear a pin drop.

Akuma: Good…

Akuma let a slight grin come upon his face as he started the engine back up and drove the bus. He loved it when things went his way…

The bus was silent the entire way to the school. Akuma stopped the bus once he reached the front entrance.

Akuma: Get out…

All the students were off the bus within five seconds. They did not need to be told twice. At least not by Akuma…



Meanwhile, in Hong Kong, Ryu was busy getting himself ready for his first day of college. He still couldn't believe that he would finally be going…

Chun Li was even more excited than Ryu was about him going to school. She would finally be able to brag to her friends about her man that was strong not only in body, but in mind. She had on a long navy blue skirt, a shirt, and a navy blue dress jacket that matched her skirt. She looked like she was a teacher. She decided to see how Ryu was doing before she took him to school…

Chun Li: Ryu! You are not going to school in that!

Ryu: What's the matter with it?

Ryu had on a pair of blue jeans, and a white t-shirt. At least it wasn't his trademark white gi, or he would have really been in trouble…

Chun Li: Ryu! You're going to school! Not an exhibition match! You need to look more professional.

Ryu: Why?

Chun Li: Because that's how it's done in school, Ryu! You're not a kid anymore! You're grown up! So you have to dress grown up! Here, let me help you…

10 minutes later…

Ryu: I hate this! It makes me look so stiff!

Chun Li: Oh! You look so handsome!

Ryu: I look like a dork.

Ryu had on a pair of black dress pants, a white long sleeve dress shirt, and a black tie. Chun Li even did what had never been done before. She combed his hair…*shudder*

Chun Li: (with puppy dog eyes) Come on Ryu! It's only in the morning! You can change your clothes as soon as class is over! You'll only have to do this for one year! Please? For me Ryu?

Ryu couldn't resist Chun Li's puppy dog eyes. It made her more attractive. He simply smiled.

Ryu: Very well. I shall go to school in this. I shall keep up with this attire until I am finished. But you owe me big time tonight…

Chun Li's eyes opened wide as she finally realized what Ryu would want as payment. A grin came upon her face as she started to blush…

Chun Li: It's a deal! You won't regret it tonight…

This time, it was Ryu's turn to blush. Chun Li broke the silence by looking at her watch…

Chun Li: Come on! We still have to go and pick up Blanka!

Chun Li and Ryu got into her car and drove to the apartment that Dan and Blanka were sharing. Ryu got out the car and knocked at the door. Blanka answered it. Ryu was surprised when he saw Blanka. Blanka was dressed in the exact same attire that he was.

Blanka: Arrough!(Come on Ryu! We have to go to school!)

Ryu still didn't understand what Blanka was saying. Blanka pointed a finger at Ryu, then to himself, then to Chun Li's car. It didn't take long for Ryu to get the message…

Ryu: That's right! We have to go to school!

Blanka nodded as he got in the back seat and Ryu got up front with Chun Li. Chun Li started the engine and the car was off to the special school…

Chun Li: Hey Blanka, you are housebroken, aren't you?

Blanka was a little bit upset about what Chun Li asked, but he understood. He was a beast.

Blanka simply nodded.

Chun Li: Good…

The car finally arrived at the school. Ryu and Blanka got out the car.

Ryu: Well, I guess this is goodbye until tonight…

Chun Li: You have a good day at school honey. I'll see you tonight…

Chun Li then wrapped her arms around Ryu and gave him a goodbye kiss. She got back into her car and drove away…

Ryu: Well, time to start class…



Ryu and Blanka eventually found homeroom. The class was a mixture of people. Some people looked professional, while some people looked like they belonged to a rock band. Needless to say, all the women in the class thought Ryu was really cute. They threw various things at him from pictures and phone numbers to bras and pantyhose…

Ryu: (If Chun Li found out about any of this, she would kill me…)

As the teacher spoke, she told Blanka that he was going to have to have some special speech classes by another teacher. For the first week, he wouldn't be attending homeroom. She led Blanka out the door and told the class that she would be back. As soon as her and Blanka left the room, that's when all chaos erupted…

Every girl in the room threw themselves at Ryu. They tried to kiss him and do other indecent acts to him.

Ryu: (Fighting Akuma is easier than this…)

Ryu wondered how he was going to get threw the day…



Sakura managed to get through the school day. She felt safer listening to one of the teacher's lectures then being on the bus with Akuma. He was even scarier as a bus driver than he was as a Street Fighter…

Sakura was walking with Karin out the school. They were talking about how life was without Street Fighter involved…

Karin: So how are things?

Sakura: Things were okay until I had to deal with a fate worse then death…

Karin: What do you mean?

A bus pulls up to the school. It almost crashes into a fire hydrant…

Sakura: That…

Karin is in shock as she finally realizes what Sakura had been talking about. Akuma was the bus driver. And with Street Fighter out of business, he would be the bus driver for quite some time…

Karin: Want to come to my house for a while?

Sakura: I never thought you would ask…

Sakura and Karin ran into the limo. Karin ordered her limo driver to drive like his life depended on it. Of course the limo driver was a bit hesitant at first…

Karin: Do it or else I'll make you sit with him…

Karin was pointing to the bus that Akuma was driving. The limo driver didn't need anymore convincing…

The limo took off at over 75 mph. It had speed that rivaled the Batmobile…

Until Street Fighter was employed again, Sakura told herself that she wouldn't be riding the bus home anymore…



School was finally over for Ryu and Blanka. Both of them had gone through a lot that day. As they waited for Chun Li, Blanka surprised Ryu…

Blanka: How class?

Ryu's eyes opened wide in amazement. He was able to understand Blanka. Without needing Dan to translate…

Ryu: You can talk?

Blanka: I always could talk…You just never understand me…till now…

Ryu: That special teacher must have really helped you out…

Blanka: Yeah…She good…So how class…

Ryu: Every woman in there wanted me…

Blanka: Even teacher…

Ryu: Especially her. When she came back from taking you to your class, she kept flirting with me while teaching. She even had me go up to the blackboard and solve a problem!

Blanka: What bad about that…

Ryu: She slapped my butt! She said that I was a naughty boy, and that I would have to be punished for it after class. She had a seductive grin!



Just then, thousands of girls came out from the doors behind Ryu and Blanka. They were trying to get to Ryu. A few of them wanted Blanka as well. Blanka's "wild" side really aroused them…

Ryu and Blanka didn't know what to do. They were used to fighting warriors that could break a table with their finger. They had no idea how to deal with thousands of girls that wanted to have their way with them…

Ryu and Blanka were saved however, as Chun Li showed up in her car. Ryu and Blanka jumped in the car, and the car disappeared before the girls could catch them…



It looks like some of our Street Fighters are having some problems. I'll check back on them in a chapter or two. Meanwhile, stay tuned for the next chapter when we take a look at another set of Street Fighters. Maybe we'll find out what Dan's new "job" is. Until then, stay tuned!