A.N: Let's see how the 4 Warlords of Shadowloo (or Shadowlaw) are doing…
Translations:
Bishounen: long haired pretty boy
Si: Yes
Ole: Hooray!
Senor: sir
Senorita: miss (not married)
Las Vegas, Nevada. One of the wealthiest cites in the entire United States of America. Ever since Street Fighter got laid off, a few Street Fighters figured that they would try their luck here. But for some people, Las Vegas was a trip back home…
Balrog. This was his home. Ever since Street Fighter got the pink slip, he figured that he would go back home and make a profit. So he opened up his own nightclub. It had everything. Gambling, music, food, exotic dancers, and Street Fighting. Sometimes Balrog would battle in his own ring just to give the people a good fight.
But with Balrog's nightclub being a success, he would need some security. But since Balrog couldn't be in two places at once, he would need to get someone else to watch the front of the door. So who was his number one pick? Birdie.
Balrog: You got that, Birdie? Don't let any fool in here who ain't got no cash! And they best to have I.D!
Birdie: Don't worry about it, mate. It's all taken care of.
Balrog: It better be! Or else you gets no pay!
Balrog went back into his nightclub to introduce his dancers. Birdie meanwhile, stood guard to make sure that only people with dough were allowed in.
As Birdie was standing guard, a sixteen-year old was trying to get in. Birdie caught him however…
Birdie: Just what do you think you are doing, kid?
Kid: I want to get in this club…
Birdie: Let me see your I.D…
The kid shows Birdie his fake I.D. The I.D. said that the kid was 21 years old, has dreadlocks and a mustache…
Birdie: I've got one question for you, kid…
The kid starts to tremble, realizing that Birdie is going to hurt him…
Birdie: …how come your hair is long in this picture?
Kid: Well, uh…
Birdie: Out you go…
Birdie grabs the kid, and throws him into a set of trashcans.
Birdie: That's how I take out the trash!
Birdie goes back to his watch, and lets in people who have real I.D. and money…
Meanwhile, in Spain, we find a certain bishounen driving his Cheetah to one of his client's house. Ever since the fall of Street Fighter, Vega had to find another way to make ends meet. Although he was very rich and could go back to bullfighting, Vega decided to do something else. He wanted to do something that would give him much pleasure. To make a long story short, Vega decided to be a gigolo.
A.N: If you've ever seen "Deuce Bigelow", then you get the idea…
Vega finally arrived at his destination. The estate of Miss Sabrina Sanchez. She was as wealthy as Vega was. But she needed something that only her money could buy… Pleasure. And that's where Vega came in…
Sabrina: It's good to see you again, Vega…
Vega: The honor is all mine, Sabrina. Before we get started, lets not forget about my fee…
Sabrina: Oh yes, 2,000 dollars. How could I forget?
Sabrina summons one of her butlers to her. The butler brings a suitcase and opens it, revealing $2,000, in cash…
Vega: Leave it here…
The butler leaves the suitcase with Vega and leaves to continue his other affairs.
Vega: Do you want it gentle or rough this time?
Sabrina: I want kinky!
Vega: Very well…
Vega reaches into his bag and takes out his infamous claw. He swipes at Sabrina's clothes, making a V slash in from of her dress.
Sabrina: Ole!
Vega: There is more, my little senorita…
Vega swipes his claw at Sabrina again. This time, all of her clothes come off, including her undergarments…
Vega: Now it's time to have a little fun…
Vega reaches back into his bag and pulls out a whip.
Sabrina: Are you Zorro, now?
Vega: Zorro was one of my childhood idols growing up. He knew how to make things go his way. I've learned from what he's done, and improved on it. Now come here…
Sabrina: Si, senor!
Hollywood, California. It was the best place to go for making movies. A certain muay thai warrior decided to make ends meet here.
The muey thai emperor Sagat, was chosen as the lead in a new pirate movie called "The Muay Thai Buccaneer." The movie sold millions in theaters. Sagat was there on opening night, wearing a nice blue suit. People lined up to receive autographs. Two weeks after the movie was released, Sagat was being interviewed about the making of it.
Interviewer: So how does it feel to finally have a starring role?
Sagat: It was a piece of crap! The stuntmen couldn't take a punch!
Sagat rams his fist against the host's table and breaks it in two immediately.
Sagat: Sorry about that.
Interviewer: Don't worry about it. So aside from the stuntmen, how was the rest of the movie?
Sagat: I was a freaking pirate for crying out loud!
Interviewer: Ookay…
Sagat: Ever since I made my debut in Street Fighter one, people saw me as a pirate. That's all they've been calling me. The pirate that was beaten by Ryu! I'm sick of it! And this movie only adds to their taunting!
Interviewer: If you hate being referred to as a pirate, why did you agree to star in the movie at all?
Sagat: The money.
Interviewer: So what will you do next?
Sagat: I want to find the man responsible for messing up my career and beat him to a bloody pulp!
Sagat breaks the chair that he is sitting on as well as other furniture. Sagat then gets up and leaves…
Interviewer: We'll be back after a commercial…
New York. Perhaps the best known place for pimps. Each night, pimps would send their women across the streets of New York and try to make that "paper". There was a new pimp however, that was soon going to run every other pimp out of business…
That pimp was called "Master B". Ever since Street Fighter went down the drain, M. Bison used his leadership abilities in a different way. Bison still had control of Juli and Juni, and he managed to brainwash Cammy again to be his favorite girl. Bison was well known throughout New York. Any pimp that challenged him, soon paid the price…
Bison: Where is my money, Juni?
Juni: I don't know…
Bison: B***h!
Bison pimp slapped Juni. He then grabs Juni by the neck and his hand starts glowing…
Bison: If you don't come up with my money in 2 hours, I will break your neck! Now leave me!
Bison throws Juni to the floor. Juni feels around her neck, then slowly stands up…
Juni: As you wish, Master Bison…
Bison's eyes start glowing…
Bison: It's Master B! Don't ever call me anything else, or you shall regret it…
Juni: Yes, Master B…
Juni politely bows, and then slowly limps away from Bison to come up with his money. Bison takes out a cigar, and lights it with his Psycho Power.
Bison: Good help is so hard to find these days…
Just then, Juli shows up.
Bison: Ah, so you have returned Juli. Where is my money?
Juli: Right here.
Juli takes some money out of her pocket and gives it to Bison. Bison counts it all to make sure that it is the correct amount…
Bison: Very good, Juli. You did better than I expected tonight. As a reward for being so obedient, I will give you tomorrow off…
Juli: Thank you Master B…
Bison: Before you go, tell me. Have you seen Cammy?
Juli: Not since last night. Is something the matter?
Bison: No, it's nothing. Go on about your business. Keep making customers happy…
Juli: As you wish.
Juli bowed before Bison and went on her way. Bison continued to sit in his chair smoking his cigar, when suddenly Cammy walked through the door. Bison's eyes immediately started glowing…
Bison: Where have you been? It's been 24 hours since I saw you last!
Cammy: Sorry luv. The customers couldn't keep their hands off of me. I had to raise my fee to shoo away some of them, but they still kept coming.
Bison: Good work, Cammy. I knew I made you my best girl for a reason. I'm getting lonely. Pleasure me.
Cammy: As you wish luv.
Cammy started dancing for Bison. He was quickly becoming aroused. When Cammy started shaking her rear in front of him, he couldn't take it anymore…
Bison unzipped his pants and…
30 minutes later…
Cammy: Oh God! You know how to please me, luv!
Bison: I am not called "Master" for nothing…
So it seems that our four bosses of Shadowloo have done fine with their new jobs. Before we go, lets take a look at Ken in America and see how he is getting along…
Ken was at his dojo called *Ken's Karate.* Ken and his assistant Sean were teaching children, and adults, the way of Shotokan Karate.
Ken: Okay class. That's enough for today. Practice your breathing. It will be necessary to be able to channel ki throughout your body. Until next time.
The class bowed before leaving. Ken took a sip of water from his water bottle while Sean was busy sweeping the dojo.
Sean: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yeah Sean?
Sean: Whatever happened to all of the other Shotokan wannabes?
Ken: I put them in charge of my other branches.
Sean: Wait a minute! You have more than one dojo!
Ken: That's right! This is the main one, but I have others.
Sean: Who teaches at what dojo?
Ken: I put Allen Snider in charge of the branch in New York. Retsu teaches in the branch in Japan, and Kairi teaches a branch in China.
Sean: What about Dan?
Ken: First of all, Dan can't throw a fireball more than 5 inches, so that's out. Hs Kouryuken is okay, but he doesn't know how to perform the Hurricane Kick. To make a long story short, Dan doesn't know Shotokan techniques. Besides, he said he got a new job…
Sean: What does he do?
Ken: That's a good question. Dan has been so secretive about his job. He must be embarrassed about it. But don't worry. I'll find out what it is. And then I'm going to laugh!
It seems like Ken is doing fine, and I knew that those other Shotokan clones would be useful somewhere. Next chapter, we will find out what Dan's mysterious job is, so stay tuned!
Translations:
Bishounen: long haired pretty boy
Si: Yes
Ole: Hooray!
Senor: sir
Senorita: miss (not married)
Las Vegas, Nevada. One of the wealthiest cites in the entire United States of America. Ever since Street Fighter got laid off, a few Street Fighters figured that they would try their luck here. But for some people, Las Vegas was a trip back home…
Balrog. This was his home. Ever since Street Fighter got the pink slip, he figured that he would go back home and make a profit. So he opened up his own nightclub. It had everything. Gambling, music, food, exotic dancers, and Street Fighting. Sometimes Balrog would battle in his own ring just to give the people a good fight.
But with Balrog's nightclub being a success, he would need some security. But since Balrog couldn't be in two places at once, he would need to get someone else to watch the front of the door. So who was his number one pick? Birdie.
Balrog: You got that, Birdie? Don't let any fool in here who ain't got no cash! And they best to have I.D!
Birdie: Don't worry about it, mate. It's all taken care of.
Balrog: It better be! Or else you gets no pay!
Balrog went back into his nightclub to introduce his dancers. Birdie meanwhile, stood guard to make sure that only people with dough were allowed in.
As Birdie was standing guard, a sixteen-year old was trying to get in. Birdie caught him however…
Birdie: Just what do you think you are doing, kid?
Kid: I want to get in this club…
Birdie: Let me see your I.D…
The kid shows Birdie his fake I.D. The I.D. said that the kid was 21 years old, has dreadlocks and a mustache…
Birdie: I've got one question for you, kid…
The kid starts to tremble, realizing that Birdie is going to hurt him…
Birdie: …how come your hair is long in this picture?
Kid: Well, uh…
Birdie: Out you go…
Birdie grabs the kid, and throws him into a set of trashcans.
Birdie: That's how I take out the trash!
Birdie goes back to his watch, and lets in people who have real I.D. and money…
Meanwhile, in Spain, we find a certain bishounen driving his Cheetah to one of his client's house. Ever since the fall of Street Fighter, Vega had to find another way to make ends meet. Although he was very rich and could go back to bullfighting, Vega decided to do something else. He wanted to do something that would give him much pleasure. To make a long story short, Vega decided to be a gigolo.
A.N: If you've ever seen "Deuce Bigelow", then you get the idea…
Vega finally arrived at his destination. The estate of Miss Sabrina Sanchez. She was as wealthy as Vega was. But she needed something that only her money could buy… Pleasure. And that's where Vega came in…
Sabrina: It's good to see you again, Vega…
Vega: The honor is all mine, Sabrina. Before we get started, lets not forget about my fee…
Sabrina: Oh yes, 2,000 dollars. How could I forget?
Sabrina summons one of her butlers to her. The butler brings a suitcase and opens it, revealing $2,000, in cash…
Vega: Leave it here…
The butler leaves the suitcase with Vega and leaves to continue his other affairs.
Vega: Do you want it gentle or rough this time?
Sabrina: I want kinky!
Vega: Very well…
Vega reaches into his bag and takes out his infamous claw. He swipes at Sabrina's clothes, making a V slash in from of her dress.
Sabrina: Ole!
Vega: There is more, my little senorita…
Vega swipes his claw at Sabrina again. This time, all of her clothes come off, including her undergarments…
Vega: Now it's time to have a little fun…
Vega reaches back into his bag and pulls out a whip.
Sabrina: Are you Zorro, now?
Vega: Zorro was one of my childhood idols growing up. He knew how to make things go his way. I've learned from what he's done, and improved on it. Now come here…
Sabrina: Si, senor!
Hollywood, California. It was the best place to go for making movies. A certain muay thai warrior decided to make ends meet here.
The muey thai emperor Sagat, was chosen as the lead in a new pirate movie called "The Muay Thai Buccaneer." The movie sold millions in theaters. Sagat was there on opening night, wearing a nice blue suit. People lined up to receive autographs. Two weeks after the movie was released, Sagat was being interviewed about the making of it.
Interviewer: So how does it feel to finally have a starring role?
Sagat: It was a piece of crap! The stuntmen couldn't take a punch!
Sagat rams his fist against the host's table and breaks it in two immediately.
Sagat: Sorry about that.
Interviewer: Don't worry about it. So aside from the stuntmen, how was the rest of the movie?
Sagat: I was a freaking pirate for crying out loud!
Interviewer: Ookay…
Sagat: Ever since I made my debut in Street Fighter one, people saw me as a pirate. That's all they've been calling me. The pirate that was beaten by Ryu! I'm sick of it! And this movie only adds to their taunting!
Interviewer: If you hate being referred to as a pirate, why did you agree to star in the movie at all?
Sagat: The money.
Interviewer: So what will you do next?
Sagat: I want to find the man responsible for messing up my career and beat him to a bloody pulp!
Sagat breaks the chair that he is sitting on as well as other furniture. Sagat then gets up and leaves…
Interviewer: We'll be back after a commercial…
New York. Perhaps the best known place for pimps. Each night, pimps would send their women across the streets of New York and try to make that "paper". There was a new pimp however, that was soon going to run every other pimp out of business…
That pimp was called "Master B". Ever since Street Fighter went down the drain, M. Bison used his leadership abilities in a different way. Bison still had control of Juli and Juni, and he managed to brainwash Cammy again to be his favorite girl. Bison was well known throughout New York. Any pimp that challenged him, soon paid the price…
Bison: Where is my money, Juni?
Juni: I don't know…
Bison: B***h!
Bison pimp slapped Juni. He then grabs Juni by the neck and his hand starts glowing…
Bison: If you don't come up with my money in 2 hours, I will break your neck! Now leave me!
Bison throws Juni to the floor. Juni feels around her neck, then slowly stands up…
Juni: As you wish, Master Bison…
Bison's eyes start glowing…
Bison: It's Master B! Don't ever call me anything else, or you shall regret it…
Juni: Yes, Master B…
Juni politely bows, and then slowly limps away from Bison to come up with his money. Bison takes out a cigar, and lights it with his Psycho Power.
Bison: Good help is so hard to find these days…
Just then, Juli shows up.
Bison: Ah, so you have returned Juli. Where is my money?
Juli: Right here.
Juli takes some money out of her pocket and gives it to Bison. Bison counts it all to make sure that it is the correct amount…
Bison: Very good, Juli. You did better than I expected tonight. As a reward for being so obedient, I will give you tomorrow off…
Juli: Thank you Master B…
Bison: Before you go, tell me. Have you seen Cammy?
Juli: Not since last night. Is something the matter?
Bison: No, it's nothing. Go on about your business. Keep making customers happy…
Juli: As you wish.
Juli bowed before Bison and went on her way. Bison continued to sit in his chair smoking his cigar, when suddenly Cammy walked through the door. Bison's eyes immediately started glowing…
Bison: Where have you been? It's been 24 hours since I saw you last!
Cammy: Sorry luv. The customers couldn't keep their hands off of me. I had to raise my fee to shoo away some of them, but they still kept coming.
Bison: Good work, Cammy. I knew I made you my best girl for a reason. I'm getting lonely. Pleasure me.
Cammy: As you wish luv.
Cammy started dancing for Bison. He was quickly becoming aroused. When Cammy started shaking her rear in front of him, he couldn't take it anymore…
Bison unzipped his pants and…
30 minutes later…
Cammy: Oh God! You know how to please me, luv!
Bison: I am not called "Master" for nothing…
So it seems that our four bosses of Shadowloo have done fine with their new jobs. Before we go, lets take a look at Ken in America and see how he is getting along…
Ken was at his dojo called *Ken's Karate.* Ken and his assistant Sean were teaching children, and adults, the way of Shotokan Karate.
Ken: Okay class. That's enough for today. Practice your breathing. It will be necessary to be able to channel ki throughout your body. Until next time.
The class bowed before leaving. Ken took a sip of water from his water bottle while Sean was busy sweeping the dojo.
Sean: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yeah Sean?
Sean: Whatever happened to all of the other Shotokan wannabes?
Ken: I put them in charge of my other branches.
Sean: Wait a minute! You have more than one dojo!
Ken: That's right! This is the main one, but I have others.
Sean: Who teaches at what dojo?
Ken: I put Allen Snider in charge of the branch in New York. Retsu teaches in the branch in Japan, and Kairi teaches a branch in China.
Sean: What about Dan?
Ken: First of all, Dan can't throw a fireball more than 5 inches, so that's out. Hs Kouryuken is okay, but he doesn't know how to perform the Hurricane Kick. To make a long story short, Dan doesn't know Shotokan techniques. Besides, he said he got a new job…
Sean: What does he do?
Ken: That's a good question. Dan has been so secretive about his job. He must be embarrassed about it. But don't worry. I'll find out what it is. And then I'm going to laugh!
It seems like Ken is doing fine, and I knew that those other Shotokan clones would be useful somewhere. Next chapter, we will find out what Dan's mysterious job is, so stay tuned!