Disclaimer: I don't own the tune or the snack

Look. sacrifice thirty seconds of your life, and R&R.
That would be about half the time the aouthor spent writing & writing it

To the theme of the 'Jingle for Goldfish' (c) commercial:

Here's a

Tale of of those Goldfish-

the too good tasting Goldfish

so tasty that in fact they are now eating each other.

Thy're amazingly voracious

more like pirahnahs than like goldfish

They're the snack

that battles back

Goldfish.

Please review, or I won't make my asylum bill this month