"Goblins at McDonald's"
By: Shi-chan
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluffiness and furbies and goblins chewing on McDonald's employees and some other stuffs that's not anything really bad. ^o^
Disclaimer: DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?! . . . . . Fine! I don't own Labyrinth *glares at you* and I don't own 'Halfway to Heaven'. Celine Dion does. *glares at you again*
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Well, I've returned. . . *again*. ^_^
Hoggle: You *do* realize that you didn't mention us again, right?
Shi-chan: *sweat drop* Um, ehehehehe. . .
Sir Didymus: Ha, ha! We'll torture you *much* worse than last time, M'Lady!
Shi-chan: Eep! *runs off and is chased by them. . . again*
****NOTE**** Thank you my *wonderful* friend V-babe for giving me the idea to have them eat at McDonald's and make the goblins chew on the employee. ^_^
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"I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do? My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue. . . nobody knew! What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snai-" Jareth trailed off and set Toby down, realizing Sarah had walked in the room. "'Allo, Sarah, darling." He said, trying not to laugh. Sarah shook her head and picked Toby up. "It's time for this little boy to eat, Jareth." She told the Goblin King. "Fuh-by! Fuh- by!" Toby cried, reaching for the little robotic creature that was currently residing on the ground. Jareth picked it up and handed it to Toby. "Let your big sister go and feed you now, so you'll grow into a big lad, eh?" Toby clapped and Sarah carried him off to the castle's kitchen.
"What would you like to eat?" Sarah asked the little boy. Toby crawled across the kitchen and pointed to the bananas on the counter. The brunette girl smiled and picked the bananas up, carefully peeling them and smashing them together. When she was through, she put them in a bowl and gave Toby a spoon. "There now. You eat, and I'll go put your furby to sleep." Sarah told him, taking the furry thing and walking into another room with it.
"Me hungry!" It cried when Sarah sat it down on the couch. She sighed and stuck her finger in the furby's mouth. "Shut up. . ."
The next day, once Jareth was over his headache, he and Sarah decided to go down to earth and get Toby some McDonald's. "Alright. What would you all like for today?" The employee behind the counter asked the trio. Sarah glanced up at the menu, hastily getting two Quarter Pounders for her and Jareth, and a Chicken Nugget Happy Meal for Toby.
Their food was finally finished and they settled down at a table on the playground to eat. "Chi-kun!" Toby cried happily, receiving his chicken nuggets. Sarah also pulled out his fries and sat them in front of the baby, preparing to grab his toy from the bag as well. She reached inside to find. . . nothing. "They didn't give Toby a toy!" Sarah exclaimed. Toby stared at his half-sister, his lower lip quivering and his eyes threatening to let tears fall. "Toy! Toy!" Toby screamed, sniffling. Jareth stood up from the table. "This is an *outrage*! Don't they know who *I* am?!" He demanded. Sarah sweat dropped. "I don't think they-" She stopped speaking, realizing Jareth had gone inside, and was glaring evilly at the employee. "Toby, let's go make sure Uncle Jareth doesn't hurt anyone." She told the infant, scooping him up into her arms, and following the Goblin King.
"You! Why did you not give Toby a toy?!" Jareth demanded, still giving the seventeen year old boy. "What do you mea-" The McDonald's employee trailed off. Jareth snapped his fingers, causing a horde of his goblins to appear. "One. . . two. . . three. . . ATTACK!!" Jareth screamed. Right on cue, Jareth pulled out a microphone and spotlights appeared over him and the goblins. "Come and go with me, wherever I am I want you to be. Walking with your hand in mine. . . Feel so fine. When I'm close to you, I know what it means to want to be true. Never felt this way before. . . Is there more?
"Are you feeling the same as me, honestly? Don't you think it's unreal? I'm not dealing with faerie (fairy) tales, if this fails. . . I don't know what on earth I will do, 'cause I'm already halfway to heaven. Let's go all the way. I don't wanna give it up. . . 'cause I'm already falling in love."
Jareth threw his microphone across the room and glared at them employee once again. "Great. Now. . . REALLY ATTACK!!!" With that, all the goblins jumped upon the teenager, gnawing upon his flesh evilly. "MWAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH FOR NOT GIVING TOBY A TOY IN HIS CRAPPY MEAL!!" Jareth screamed, feeling quite victorious. Toby tugged on Jareth's shirt and said in his baby voice, "Actua-wee, is Hoppy Meew!" Sarah covered Toby's eyes so he wouldn't see the goblins still chewing on the boy and corrected both of them. "No, it's 'Happy Meal'."
"Let's go now." Jareth told the pair, grabbing their food and snapping his fingers, making them appear back in the Labyrinth castle. "Jareth! I wanted to go shopping for a little while. . ." Sarah complained, giving him her best death glare. Jareth smirked his trademark smirk. "Well, what is it you want? I can make anything with my magic and you do remember I promised you anything." He told her. Sarah stared at him a second, thinking of something she should wish for. . . just to scare him. "Okay. I want. . ." She trailed off, making the Goblin King wait in suspense. "I want. . . to be male."
Jareth stared, wide eyed, at the girl. "A. . . male?!" He half screamed, choking. Sarah nodded and gave him the most serious look she could make. "A male." He suddenly gave her a strange look. "You're joking! I can tell! You're never *that* serious, Sarah!" He yelled, narrowing his eyes at her. The brunette smiled. "Of course I'm joking you moron. Do you *really* think I'd want to be a guy?!"-She stuck her tongue out at him, then walked over and hugged him-"No. Actually, what I wanted was. . ."
End of this Chapter!!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: *smile smile*
You: *suspense suspense*
Shi-chan: *smile smile*
You: *suspense suspense*
Shi-chan: *smile smile* *frown frown* *tears tears* PLEASE HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE SARAH WISH FOR!!!!!!!! T_T
You: -_-;;; Why didn't I guess?!
Shi-chan: ^_^ Your help will be much appreciated an of course, I will give you credit.
~Shi-Chan Meows~
=^o^=
By: Shi-chan
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluffiness and furbies and goblins chewing on McDonald's employees and some other stuffs that's not anything really bad. ^o^
Disclaimer: DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?! . . . . . Fine! I don't own Labyrinth *glares at you* and I don't own 'Halfway to Heaven'. Celine Dion does. *glares at you again*
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Well, I've returned. . . *again*. ^_^
Hoggle: You *do* realize that you didn't mention us again, right?
Shi-chan: *sweat drop* Um, ehehehehe. . .
Sir Didymus: Ha, ha! We'll torture you *much* worse than last time, M'Lady!
Shi-chan: Eep! *runs off and is chased by them. . . again*
****NOTE**** Thank you my *wonderful* friend V-babe for giving me the idea to have them eat at McDonald's and make the goblins chew on the employee. ^_^
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"I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do? My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue. . . nobody knew! What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snai-" Jareth trailed off and set Toby down, realizing Sarah had walked in the room. "'Allo, Sarah, darling." He said, trying not to laugh. Sarah shook her head and picked Toby up. "It's time for this little boy to eat, Jareth." She told the Goblin King. "Fuh-by! Fuh- by!" Toby cried, reaching for the little robotic creature that was currently residing on the ground. Jareth picked it up and handed it to Toby. "Let your big sister go and feed you now, so you'll grow into a big lad, eh?" Toby clapped and Sarah carried him off to the castle's kitchen.
"What would you like to eat?" Sarah asked the little boy. Toby crawled across the kitchen and pointed to the bananas on the counter. The brunette girl smiled and picked the bananas up, carefully peeling them and smashing them together. When she was through, she put them in a bowl and gave Toby a spoon. "There now. You eat, and I'll go put your furby to sleep." Sarah told him, taking the furry thing and walking into another room with it.
"Me hungry!" It cried when Sarah sat it down on the couch. She sighed and stuck her finger in the furby's mouth. "Shut up. . ."
The next day, once Jareth was over his headache, he and Sarah decided to go down to earth and get Toby some McDonald's. "Alright. What would you all like for today?" The employee behind the counter asked the trio. Sarah glanced up at the menu, hastily getting two Quarter Pounders for her and Jareth, and a Chicken Nugget Happy Meal for Toby.
Their food was finally finished and they settled down at a table on the playground to eat. "Chi-kun!" Toby cried happily, receiving his chicken nuggets. Sarah also pulled out his fries and sat them in front of the baby, preparing to grab his toy from the bag as well. She reached inside to find. . . nothing. "They didn't give Toby a toy!" Sarah exclaimed. Toby stared at his half-sister, his lower lip quivering and his eyes threatening to let tears fall. "Toy! Toy!" Toby screamed, sniffling. Jareth stood up from the table. "This is an *outrage*! Don't they know who *I* am?!" He demanded. Sarah sweat dropped. "I don't think they-" She stopped speaking, realizing Jareth had gone inside, and was glaring evilly at the employee. "Toby, let's go make sure Uncle Jareth doesn't hurt anyone." She told the infant, scooping him up into her arms, and following the Goblin King.
"You! Why did you not give Toby a toy?!" Jareth demanded, still giving the seventeen year old boy. "What do you mea-" The McDonald's employee trailed off. Jareth snapped his fingers, causing a horde of his goblins to appear. "One. . . two. . . three. . . ATTACK!!" Jareth screamed. Right on cue, Jareth pulled out a microphone and spotlights appeared over him and the goblins. "Come and go with me, wherever I am I want you to be. Walking with your hand in mine. . . Feel so fine. When I'm close to you, I know what it means to want to be true. Never felt this way before. . . Is there more?
"Are you feeling the same as me, honestly? Don't you think it's unreal? I'm not dealing with faerie (fairy) tales, if this fails. . . I don't know what on earth I will do, 'cause I'm already halfway to heaven. Let's go all the way. I don't wanna give it up. . . 'cause I'm already falling in love."
Jareth threw his microphone across the room and glared at them employee once again. "Great. Now. . . REALLY ATTACK!!!" With that, all the goblins jumped upon the teenager, gnawing upon his flesh evilly. "MWAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH FOR NOT GIVING TOBY A TOY IN HIS CRAPPY MEAL!!" Jareth screamed, feeling quite victorious. Toby tugged on Jareth's shirt and said in his baby voice, "Actua-wee, is Hoppy Meew!" Sarah covered Toby's eyes so he wouldn't see the goblins still chewing on the boy and corrected both of them. "No, it's 'Happy Meal'."
"Let's go now." Jareth told the pair, grabbing their food and snapping his fingers, making them appear back in the Labyrinth castle. "Jareth! I wanted to go shopping for a little while. . ." Sarah complained, giving him her best death glare. Jareth smirked his trademark smirk. "Well, what is it you want? I can make anything with my magic and you do remember I promised you anything." He told her. Sarah stared at him a second, thinking of something she should wish for. . . just to scare him. "Okay. I want. . ." She trailed off, making the Goblin King wait in suspense. "I want. . . to be male."
Jareth stared, wide eyed, at the girl. "A. . . male?!" He half screamed, choking. Sarah nodded and gave him the most serious look she could make. "A male." He suddenly gave her a strange look. "You're joking! I can tell! You're never *that* serious, Sarah!" He yelled, narrowing his eyes at her. The brunette smiled. "Of course I'm joking you moron. Do you *really* think I'd want to be a guy?!"-She stuck her tongue out at him, then walked over and hugged him-"No. Actually, what I wanted was. . ."
End of this Chapter!!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: *smile smile*
You: *suspense suspense*
Shi-chan: *smile smile*
You: *suspense suspense*
Shi-chan: *smile smile* *frown frown* *tears tears* PLEASE HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE SARAH WISH FOR!!!!!!!! T_T
You: -_-;;; Why didn't I guess?!
Shi-chan: ^_^ Your help will be much appreciated an of course, I will give you credit.
~Shi-Chan Meows~
=^o^=