Disclaimer: *Clears throat*. Good news! I have been able to buy the rights
to Dragonball/Z/GT. As of now, Funimation is fired and Cartoon Network
CANNOT play Dragonball Z episodes if they continue to slaughter them like….
Shinou: *ahem*. Kat! Dragontwin has had a little bit much kool- aid today.
Kat: Is she having one of her hallucinations?
Shinou: It's much, much worse this time…She thinks she owns Dragonball Z now….
Kat: Oh dear. Dragontwin, hon, come DOWN from the pulpit. We all now what CN did to Dragonball Z, just come down….
Shinou: She's going to jump!
*Both hide eyes*
Dragontwin attempts a stage leap and is promptly flattened.
Chi: There are easier ways to diet, Dragontwin….
Dragontwin: *wakes up*
On with the insanity! It's time to thank the reviewers:
(Otherwise known as the Author's Note:)
Polka Dot: Actually, no I'm not done… and you're right about the daughter(s) *Cruel cackles* Only I know what's going to happen! (Actually, I thought I was done too, until someone pointed out to me that I couldn't leave y'all hanging like that with Sylvia and all, so I'm writing more chapters to clear that up.)
The King Beneath the Mountain: Elevenking? Did you change your name or something….Well, obviously….but it's good to see you again in my reviewers! GOKU AND CHICHI FOREVER!
Senaca: *new reviewer* Thank you thank you thank you. I'm continuing now, I guess…
SSJ Sky: *new reviewer* Well, thank ye very much. I hadn't thought that the idea was that original, but I'm glad you liked it. I actually have run into people who don't believe Goku and Chichi are in love and that Chichi is evil, which makes Chi, (who is guest authoring today…Say hello to everyone, Chi! *HI*), very angry, as she is Chichi's mini-me.
Chibi_Chichan: I'll try to make them longer…thanks for the compliment (you guys are too good for me…) Oh yea. Thanks for sending Goten, by the way. Once Shinou finishes lecturing him on what to do, I'll update y'all on what happens next…
Mistress-Rayne: Thank you, thank you…thank you…. *takes bow*
Lady Nightshade: Good to see you again…thank you very much.
Ren-chan: LOL. Nice talkin' to ya, and thanks for reviewing! I thought it was sort of cute, too… but I'm the author so that's not really fair, is it? THANK YOU.
*WHEW* I'm done thanking people! You guys are great… *sobs*
Note to everyone: Shinou wanted to let everyone know that she isn't one of me…I mean, she's an actual, real person, not one of the crew…. Who are actual real people (sort of…) anyways she's one of our friends who is obsessed with this story, so that's it, I guess.
Kat: Can we get to writing the story now?
Dragontwin: Do we have to?
Kat: I promise we won't get flamed for what's going to happen. Everyone will understand.
Chi: Just as long as Chichi doesn't have to die again. That part made me cry.
Dragontwin: You would.
Kat: STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! ON WITH THE FIC!
Promises- Chapter 7 Dragontwin/Kat
Special guest author: Chi
Shinou stood on the edge of the hill overlooking Orange City. She was five years old today. She was going to have a party, and Grandpa Veggie and Grandma Bulma were coming. There was only one person who wasn't going to be there. Her Great Grandma Chichi.
"She always comes to my birthday parties," Shinou thought to herself and kicked a tuft of grass irritably. "I want her to come to this one."
On top of Kami's Lookout, Dende smiled to himself. Gohan's youngest grandchild certainly adored her family. Grandpa Gohan spoiled her rotten, and his wife, Shinou's grandmother, certainly cherished the purple haired demi-Saiyan. Still, she was thinking of her deceased great grandmother.
"Darn it!" Dende said all of a sudden. Mr. Popo came running out to see what the matter was.
"What is wrong, Dende?" The small black man was concerned. Dende rarely ever exploded like this.
"I forgot to get Shinou her birthday present."
"Shinou?" Popo asked. He had never met Gohan's granddaughter.
"Shinou is Gohan's grand daughter, who is turning five today. I'm invited to the party and forgot to get her a present." Mr. Popo shook his head.
"What were you planning on giving her?"
"What does one give to a five year old demi Saiyan?" Dende countered. "Especially when all she wants… By Kami, I've got it!"
"What?" Mr. Popo was really concerned now.
"Baba!" The young god called out, chuckling to himself. The witch appeared suddenly in front of him.
"Yes, Dende?" The witch asked, pleased to see the Namekian, even she hid it very well.
"I need you to do something for me." The witch was interested now. She had a feeling that this was going to get entertaining.
"What can I do for you?" The smirk on her face made Dende half smile. Everyone from Other World was like this. If Baba did this for him, he would be in debt to her. He sighed. She would probably do it just make the Grand Kai mad, though.
"Would it be possible for you to bring Son Goku and Chichi back to the Living World for a day?"
"Of course. It will make the Grand Kai angry, though." She cackled to herself. Before she promised anything, she had better ask the reasoning. No use making his High and Mighty Majesty angry for nothing. "Why would I be risking his anger?"
"It's Shinou Vegeta Briefs' birthday. It's sort of a…birthday present to her." Baba nodded her head.
"All right. I'll do it then."
*Planet of the Kai- That same day*
The Supreme Kai was returning from a very long trip to the South Quadrant to work on a problem that was developing there when he saw his daughter. Sylvia was staring into a pool, eyes enchanted, her mouth parted in a smile. He shook his head.
"Sylvia, what are you doing?" She turned around, startled.
"Checking up on Son Chichi," she muttered and then laughed. He walked over to the pool and saw Son Goku trying to ice skate, failing miserably.
"Is he neglecting his training?" He asked, intending to keep that to himself. Goku no longer needed to train. He had done enough for the universe. He chuckled as Goku fell once more.
"Actually, he's training harder than ever. He's just taking a day off to be with Chichi. He does it like once a month." The Supreme Kai looked sharply at his only daughter.
"Son Chichi takes this well?"
"Reasonably. He comes home every night now. They are enjoying being around each other." He nodded his head.
"I think that perhaps the reason why Son Chichi got to keep her body should become clear, don't you?" Sylvia turned from the pool and looked at him from the corner of her eye.
"I don't even know the reason why. How am I supposed to 'reveal' the truth to her then?"
"The reason she got to keep her body is very simple. You are to learn from her."
"What? What am I supposed to learn from this woman that I don't already know?"
"Humility," he said and chuckled. "As well as patience, temper control, power level enhancement, and love."
"I know how to love." She was practically indignant.
"Do you? Perhaps that's the reason you treat Kebito the way you do. Because you know how to love." His voice mocked her.
"Kebito? I'm not in love with Kebito."
"You're not? That's news to me," he said and laughed.
"You're impossible!" She felt just like a teenager.
"No more arguing. You begin tomorrow."
A/N: All will become clear soon enough, those of you who are confused.
So, did you like, hate? Want longer chapters? Well, leave a review!
Shinou: *ahem*. Kat! Dragontwin has had a little bit much kool- aid today.
Kat: Is she having one of her hallucinations?
Shinou: It's much, much worse this time…She thinks she owns Dragonball Z now….
Kat: Oh dear. Dragontwin, hon, come DOWN from the pulpit. We all now what CN did to Dragonball Z, just come down….
Shinou: She's going to jump!
*Both hide eyes*
Dragontwin attempts a stage leap and is promptly flattened.
Chi: There are easier ways to diet, Dragontwin….
Dragontwin: *wakes up*
On with the insanity! It's time to thank the reviewers:
(Otherwise known as the Author's Note:)
Polka Dot: Actually, no I'm not done… and you're right about the daughter(s) *Cruel cackles* Only I know what's going to happen! (Actually, I thought I was done too, until someone pointed out to me that I couldn't leave y'all hanging like that with Sylvia and all, so I'm writing more chapters to clear that up.)
The King Beneath the Mountain: Elevenking? Did you change your name or something….Well, obviously….but it's good to see you again in my reviewers! GOKU AND CHICHI FOREVER!
Senaca: *new reviewer* Thank you thank you thank you. I'm continuing now, I guess…
SSJ Sky: *new reviewer* Well, thank ye very much. I hadn't thought that the idea was that original, but I'm glad you liked it. I actually have run into people who don't believe Goku and Chichi are in love and that Chichi is evil, which makes Chi, (who is guest authoring today…Say hello to everyone, Chi! *HI*), very angry, as she is Chichi's mini-me.
Chibi_Chichan: I'll try to make them longer…thanks for the compliment (you guys are too good for me…) Oh yea. Thanks for sending Goten, by the way. Once Shinou finishes lecturing him on what to do, I'll update y'all on what happens next…
Mistress-Rayne: Thank you, thank you…thank you…. *takes bow*
Lady Nightshade: Good to see you again…thank you very much.
Ren-chan: LOL. Nice talkin' to ya, and thanks for reviewing! I thought it was sort of cute, too… but I'm the author so that's not really fair, is it? THANK YOU.
*WHEW* I'm done thanking people! You guys are great… *sobs*
Note to everyone: Shinou wanted to let everyone know that she isn't one of me…I mean, she's an actual, real person, not one of the crew…. Who are actual real people (sort of…) anyways she's one of our friends who is obsessed with this story, so that's it, I guess.
Kat: Can we get to writing the story now?
Dragontwin: Do we have to?
Kat: I promise we won't get flamed for what's going to happen. Everyone will understand.
Chi: Just as long as Chichi doesn't have to die again. That part made me cry.
Dragontwin: You would.
Kat: STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! ON WITH THE FIC!
Promises- Chapter 7 Dragontwin/Kat
Special guest author: Chi
Shinou stood on the edge of the hill overlooking Orange City. She was five years old today. She was going to have a party, and Grandpa Veggie and Grandma Bulma were coming. There was only one person who wasn't going to be there. Her Great Grandma Chichi.
"She always comes to my birthday parties," Shinou thought to herself and kicked a tuft of grass irritably. "I want her to come to this one."
On top of Kami's Lookout, Dende smiled to himself. Gohan's youngest grandchild certainly adored her family. Grandpa Gohan spoiled her rotten, and his wife, Shinou's grandmother, certainly cherished the purple haired demi-Saiyan. Still, she was thinking of her deceased great grandmother.
"Darn it!" Dende said all of a sudden. Mr. Popo came running out to see what the matter was.
"What is wrong, Dende?" The small black man was concerned. Dende rarely ever exploded like this.
"I forgot to get Shinou her birthday present."
"Shinou?" Popo asked. He had never met Gohan's granddaughter.
"Shinou is Gohan's grand daughter, who is turning five today. I'm invited to the party and forgot to get her a present." Mr. Popo shook his head.
"What were you planning on giving her?"
"What does one give to a five year old demi Saiyan?" Dende countered. "Especially when all she wants… By Kami, I've got it!"
"What?" Mr. Popo was really concerned now.
"Baba!" The young god called out, chuckling to himself. The witch appeared suddenly in front of him.
"Yes, Dende?" The witch asked, pleased to see the Namekian, even she hid it very well.
"I need you to do something for me." The witch was interested now. She had a feeling that this was going to get entertaining.
"What can I do for you?" The smirk on her face made Dende half smile. Everyone from Other World was like this. If Baba did this for him, he would be in debt to her. He sighed. She would probably do it just make the Grand Kai mad, though.
"Would it be possible for you to bring Son Goku and Chichi back to the Living World for a day?"
"Of course. It will make the Grand Kai angry, though." She cackled to herself. Before she promised anything, she had better ask the reasoning. No use making his High and Mighty Majesty angry for nothing. "Why would I be risking his anger?"
"It's Shinou Vegeta Briefs' birthday. It's sort of a…birthday present to her." Baba nodded her head.
"All right. I'll do it then."
*Planet of the Kai- That same day*
The Supreme Kai was returning from a very long trip to the South Quadrant to work on a problem that was developing there when he saw his daughter. Sylvia was staring into a pool, eyes enchanted, her mouth parted in a smile. He shook his head.
"Sylvia, what are you doing?" She turned around, startled.
"Checking up on Son Chichi," she muttered and then laughed. He walked over to the pool and saw Son Goku trying to ice skate, failing miserably.
"Is he neglecting his training?" He asked, intending to keep that to himself. Goku no longer needed to train. He had done enough for the universe. He chuckled as Goku fell once more.
"Actually, he's training harder than ever. He's just taking a day off to be with Chichi. He does it like once a month." The Supreme Kai looked sharply at his only daughter.
"Son Chichi takes this well?"
"Reasonably. He comes home every night now. They are enjoying being around each other." He nodded his head.
"I think that perhaps the reason why Son Chichi got to keep her body should become clear, don't you?" Sylvia turned from the pool and looked at him from the corner of her eye.
"I don't even know the reason why. How am I supposed to 'reveal' the truth to her then?"
"The reason she got to keep her body is very simple. You are to learn from her."
"What? What am I supposed to learn from this woman that I don't already know?"
"Humility," he said and chuckled. "As well as patience, temper control, power level enhancement, and love."
"I know how to love." She was practically indignant.
"Do you? Perhaps that's the reason you treat Kebito the way you do. Because you know how to love." His voice mocked her.
"Kebito? I'm not in love with Kebito."
"You're not? That's news to me," he said and laughed.
"You're impossible!" She felt just like a teenager.
"No more arguing. You begin tomorrow."
A/N: All will become clear soon enough, those of you who are confused.
So, did you like, hate? Want longer chapters? Well, leave a review!
