The Julia Springy Show

By TheOne

Please know that this fanfic is for everybody and still has very childish issues that adults might not understand so the rating for this is CGFP-over 25. Which stands for Child Guidance For Parents over age twenty-five. Eh hem, the show will now progress. Thank you berry much. Eh hem.

Crowd: Ju-lia! Ju-lia! Ju-lia!!! Whooo!!

Julia Springy walks in and trips.

Julia: Hello, and welcome to the Julia Springy show. Where everything gets messy. We'll

be back after the commercials.

Crowd: Boooo!

Julia: Let's proceed then. Now let's see, today we have today-did I just repeat myself?

Dear me. Anyways we have Jin Kazama and Hwoarang the Cute, and sweet talon boy. Jin

claims that Hwoarang took his Rexxy, which seems to be his plush dinosaur thing. Jin

also puts that Hwoarang kissed him. Jin is very heart broken. Come on out Jin!

Jin walks in and trips.

Jin: Whoa, you really need to stop putting wax there. Hello.

Crowd: Booo!

Jin: Tough crowd.

Julia: So you have evidence that Hwoarang the cute and sweet talon boy stole you Roxy-

Jin: Rexxy.

Julia: Yes, Rexxy, and kissed him?

Jin: Yeah and he can kiss my stinking *** cause he's such a ****** little *****!

Julia: Whoa there sonny, watch your mouth, remember there are children reading!

Jin: All I said was kiss my stinking booty cause he's such a darn ol little teddy bear.

Julia: My point exactly. So what is your relationship with Dear ol Hwoarang?

Jin: Me and Hwoarang? Well I can't really say that we're that bad together. You might

say that we're like friends.

Crowd: Booooo!!

Julia: Well let's just bring in Hwoarang the cut and sweet ol talon boy.

Crowd: Booooo!

Julia: After the commercials.

Crowd: Boooo!

Julia: Let's just keep going, then.

Hwoarang walks in and trips. Jin immediately attacks Hwoarang calling him nasty words

like frog-head. And dingle hopper. And "lamo". Remember, don't use these words at

home or you might get a spankin!

Eddy comes over and breaks them away.

Eddy: Steady there Jin!

Jin: What? I was just kissing him!

Eddy: Umm, well I guess you can go ahead and keep kissing.

Jin starts to punch him again.

Eddy: Hey! Hey! Stop!

Julia: So, hwoarang, have you really stole Rox from-

Jin: It's Rexxy, yes it is.

Julia: …, okay, REXXY, have you stolen Rexxy?

Hwoarang: I was just taking it out for a walk.

Jin: Oh really? Well you can just give your **** ******** to the nearest ******* *****!

Julia: Could you really stop saying those awful, awful words?

Jin: Oh dear me.

Julia: So what are you going to do about this Jin?

Jin: Well, I could whoop Hwoarang any day, but, you know, I donta want to embarrass

him.

Hwoarang: What? Are you talking about me again?

Jin: yeah, got a problem?

Eddy: Easy now, easy now.

Jin: Shut up!

Eddy: Hey! You want to bring it?

Jin: It's already broughten!

Eddy: Man, I'll whoop your sorry buttocks right there, right at midnight! I'll use ma

cheap break dancing moves on you!

Jin: Just bring it!

Eddy trips him and leads into his break dancing move crushing Jin off the couch.

Hwoarang suddenly leaps into the air and goes into his fake right flamingo feint and

kicks triple with his lefty.

Crowd: Ooooo!!!

Jin: I'll-I'll-I'll tell ma mumsie about you! All of you!!! You just wait! My mom will

whooop your sorry BEEEEHINDS!!!

Jin runs out.

Crowd: Booooo!!!!!

Julia: Well I guess that wraps it up! Be back for the next brawling Julia Springy Show!!

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