Fistfull of Nacos... a KP fic
by Orean Gunshin
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja-Burger or Kim Possible. I think both are very funny, so don't sue.
However Kryce/Jubei is my own character so get permission before using him.
* * * *
At Cheer Practice...
"Kim! Will you please put a leash on Ron!?!", Bonnie yelled at the red-headed heroine. It was a
typical practice for the MHS Cheer Squad. Ron was running rampant to practice his Muddog antics,
and Bonnie blamed every misshap the Squad had on him.
"Ron...", Kim called out to her friend who was currently in "mascot mode".
"What's up KP?"
"Bonnie is tweaked again."
"When isn't she?"
"Never...anyway Ron why don't you take a break till she's off her fritz."
"OK...", Ron stated and forced his hands to pull off his mask.
"It's ok Ron why don't you and Rufus go check out that restaurant you we're telling me about?"
"Sweet idea KP...wait you said take a break!"
"Go ahead Ron I'll meet you there after practice ends", Kim stated and turned Ron to the door.
"But...", the blonde teen tried to protest.
"Just go or Bonnie won't give us any peace."
Ron trudged out the door to the lockerroom.
* * * *
In the lockerroom...
Ron changed into his street clothes. He sighed about having to leave practice early again, but at
least he was going to that new Ninja-Burger. Rufus jumped into his pocket as the basketball and
wrestling teams came in to shower and change.
"Hey you guys hear about brick?"
"What happened?"
"He and another center on the team, egged the wrestling team practice..."
"Yeah?"
"They wasted a carton trying to hit this one guy...Kris, Cret,or something."
"You mean Kryce?"
"Yeah! Anyway Brick threw like 6 eggs at him."
"Ohh man that's harsh!"
"No dude, get this, he caught all of them with one hand, and he didn't break one!"
"So why do you say 'Poor Brick'?"
"He got nailed by all the eggs he threw, and then got pummeled by most of the wrestlers."
"Dude I'm not going to mess with a guy wearing spandex ever again!"
"Same here man."
Ron just sat and listened. He pulled his little pink friend out of his pocket.
"Hurumph...", yawned the naked mole-rat.
"Hey pal guess what?"
"Mnn...yeah?"
"Spandex gives wrestlers the ability to fight crime."
Rufus yanked the tin card out of Ron't pocket.
"Ninja-Burger...ohh right that would make sense too." Ron and Rufus head out to the restuarant.
* * * *
Back at Cheer Practice...
"OK Ladies it's 6:30 time to call it quits for the night", called Coach Barken into the Gym.
Several cries of joy and pessemism filled the air.
Kim grabbed her bags and went to change. Within a few minutes she was ready meet up with her best
friend. Ignoring the idle gossip of the other girls, Kim headed out the door.
* * * *
At Drakken's new secret lab...
"Sheego have you been able to locate him yet?"
"No, ohh Nomnipotent One"
The mad scientist paced about uneasily. He paid General Mayhem good money to use that mercinary.
Mayhem told him to return to Middleton, and wait for something new.
"Hey boss."
"What is it?"
"We just got an email from a restaurant."
"So there are adds all over the internet like that."
"It's from Ninja-Burger, new to Middleton..."
* * * *
In the lot that was formerly vacant...
Ron stepped through the Ninja-Burger doors. The place was clean and empty. He heard grills going,
but that was it. Ron spied typical restaurant signs but with a right wing twist.
"Hello?", Ron asked uneasilly.
"Ahh honorable customer look at the menu and order wisely" said a voice from nowhere.
"Ack!", Ron jumped and looked around. He looked up and head to the menu and the counter trying
to find the voice. Ron managed to stammer, "Who said that, and where are you?"
"I said that and I'm right here."
Ron shrugged and decided that the employees must be trying to impress him. Boy, the things that
they could teach Bueno Nacho.
"Honorable customer..."
"Yeah?"
"Might I suggest a Ninja Burger Combo #1?"
"What's in it?"
"If I told you..."
"...you'd have to kill me?"
"Order or Die!", the voice replied angrily.
Ron gulped and decided to order a Ninja Burger and Small Cola.
"Right, that will be a Ninja Burger, extra Wasabi, and a large cola."
"No I said a Small Cola!", Ron said still unsure what was taking his order.
"Right a Large Cola"
"Small Cola"
"Adults no buy Small Cola!"
"OK I'll take a large one then."
"Excellent choice honorable customer. That will be $5.00. Would you like that to go?"
"No I'll eat here...Hey you have kiddie meals!"
"Adults no buy Little Human's Meals!"
"OK, I'll just sit and wait for my friend." Ron set a five on the counter and waited
for his receipt. It switched with his money when he blinked.
* * * *
Outside of Ninja-Burger...
Kim makes her way inside. However she is under observation.
"Sheego I've spotted possible"
"Duh, she just walked in"
"You really killed the secret agent fell of this."
"You're wearing a bush. Some secret operative."
"..."
Sheego smiles winning the battle of wits.
* * * *
Inside NB...
Ron saw his order on the table he just turned to.
"Man that's fast."
Kim came in just as Ron and Rufus sat down. Run turned his head to greet and wave her over. When
he looked at the food and noticed another Ninja-Burger, a second Large Cola, and a "Sumo-Sized"
French Fries of Our Ancesters, plus a note.
"You owe me...NB Staff Assistant Manager", Ron gulped and read the note. This place was worse
than being around Monkey Fist, he thought.
"Ron, you all right?"
"..."
"Ron? Hello...you in there?" Kim was getting worried at her friend. He was never this quiet, and
especially not around food.
"Hurug...Reh...Hey!", piped in Rufus. Both mole-rat and girl watched their silent friend.
"Huh?...KP you won't believe this place!"
"Why not?"
"It's haunted or something."
"Ron it's not haunted I'm sure..."
"Ninja are not ghosts!"
"What was that Ron?"
"The things that runs this place. I think."
"Ninja run Ninja-Burger Honorable, yet very gajin, customer."
"See Kim? See?"
"Ron just eat." The cheerleading heroine sat down to eat.
"But, Kim...", Ron whined while Rufus ate the a frie.
"Mmmm...What?"
"This place is creepy"
Kim's comm went off.
"What's up Wade?"
"Not much. I translated the Japanese message."
"What's it about?"
"It's a job application for..."
"Ninja-Burger?"
"How'd you guess?"
"Nevermind that, what about Drakken and that agent?"
"Drakken is being unusualy quiet, and no trace on that agent. I'll try to get some more info
though." with that, the webmaster broke the connection.
"Kim..."
"What Ron?", asked Kim as she finished her burger and watched Rufus fall in the box of fries.
"Stuff is moving, but nobody is touching it."
"Ron chill out. Ninjas are supposed to be stealthy."
"The plural of Ninja is Ninja. Not Ninjas." , scowled a voice from the back.
"Make the voices stop!"
* * * *
Outside of NB on the roof...
The dark figure jumped into the shadow to avoid detection. He crept slowly looking for the secret
roof access. He dressed in grey and yellow jumpsuit. Over his limbs were Italian Assassin Gloves
and Boots. He checked his combat webbing and Naginita before tying off his mask.
"Little Gunslinger Ninja...I'm coming to get you."
* * * *
Still outside NB, but in the bushes by the parking lot...
"Dr. Drakken I'm sick of waiting. Kim Possible and her sidekick are obviously the only people in
the restuarant..."
"Ahh, but you are wrong my dear Sheego."
"Never call me that again."
"Very welll...Sheego you forget about the Ninjas"
"I'll send in some Bebe's to deal with the NINJA, though it's just a sales pitch. Those are just
regular fastfood sales clerks."
* * * * *
Orean: That does it for chapter two. Sheego thinks she may best Kim, Ron believes he's in the 6th
Sense, Rufus likes the French Fries of Our Ancestors, and Lenn Vin Sebil will get his revenge on
a certain ninja. See you in chapter three!
L8erz,
Orean
by Orean Gunshin
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja-Burger or Kim Possible. I think both are very funny, so don't sue.
However Kryce/Jubei is my own character so get permission before using him.
* * * *
At Cheer Practice...
"Kim! Will you please put a leash on Ron!?!", Bonnie yelled at the red-headed heroine. It was a
typical practice for the MHS Cheer Squad. Ron was running rampant to practice his Muddog antics,
and Bonnie blamed every misshap the Squad had on him.
"Ron...", Kim called out to her friend who was currently in "mascot mode".
"What's up KP?"
"Bonnie is tweaked again."
"When isn't she?"
"Never...anyway Ron why don't you take a break till she's off her fritz."
"OK...", Ron stated and forced his hands to pull off his mask.
"It's ok Ron why don't you and Rufus go check out that restaurant you we're telling me about?"
"Sweet idea KP...wait you said take a break!"
"Go ahead Ron I'll meet you there after practice ends", Kim stated and turned Ron to the door.
"But...", the blonde teen tried to protest.
"Just go or Bonnie won't give us any peace."
Ron trudged out the door to the lockerroom.
* * * *
In the lockerroom...
Ron changed into his street clothes. He sighed about having to leave practice early again, but at
least he was going to that new Ninja-Burger. Rufus jumped into his pocket as the basketball and
wrestling teams came in to shower and change.
"Hey you guys hear about brick?"
"What happened?"
"He and another center on the team, egged the wrestling team practice..."
"Yeah?"
"They wasted a carton trying to hit this one guy...Kris, Cret,or something."
"You mean Kryce?"
"Yeah! Anyway Brick threw like 6 eggs at him."
"Ohh man that's harsh!"
"No dude, get this, he caught all of them with one hand, and he didn't break one!"
"So why do you say 'Poor Brick'?"
"He got nailed by all the eggs he threw, and then got pummeled by most of the wrestlers."
"Dude I'm not going to mess with a guy wearing spandex ever again!"
"Same here man."
Ron just sat and listened. He pulled his little pink friend out of his pocket.
"Hurumph...", yawned the naked mole-rat.
"Hey pal guess what?"
"Mnn...yeah?"
"Spandex gives wrestlers the ability to fight crime."
Rufus yanked the tin card out of Ron't pocket.
"Ninja-Burger...ohh right that would make sense too." Ron and Rufus head out to the restuarant.
* * * *
Back at Cheer Practice...
"OK Ladies it's 6:30 time to call it quits for the night", called Coach Barken into the Gym.
Several cries of joy and pessemism filled the air.
Kim grabbed her bags and went to change. Within a few minutes she was ready meet up with her best
friend. Ignoring the idle gossip of the other girls, Kim headed out the door.
* * * *
At Drakken's new secret lab...
"Sheego have you been able to locate him yet?"
"No, ohh Nomnipotent One"
The mad scientist paced about uneasily. He paid General Mayhem good money to use that mercinary.
Mayhem told him to return to Middleton, and wait for something new.
"Hey boss."
"What is it?"
"We just got an email from a restaurant."
"So there are adds all over the internet like that."
"It's from Ninja-Burger, new to Middleton..."
* * * *
In the lot that was formerly vacant...
Ron stepped through the Ninja-Burger doors. The place was clean and empty. He heard grills going,
but that was it. Ron spied typical restaurant signs but with a right wing twist.
"Hello?", Ron asked uneasilly.
"Ahh honorable customer look at the menu and order wisely" said a voice from nowhere.
"Ack!", Ron jumped and looked around. He looked up and head to the menu and the counter trying
to find the voice. Ron managed to stammer, "Who said that, and where are you?"
"I said that and I'm right here."
Ron shrugged and decided that the employees must be trying to impress him. Boy, the things that
they could teach Bueno Nacho.
"Honorable customer..."
"Yeah?"
"Might I suggest a Ninja Burger Combo #1?"
"What's in it?"
"If I told you..."
"...you'd have to kill me?"
"Order or Die!", the voice replied angrily.
Ron gulped and decided to order a Ninja Burger and Small Cola.
"Right, that will be a Ninja Burger, extra Wasabi, and a large cola."
"No I said a Small Cola!", Ron said still unsure what was taking his order.
"Right a Large Cola"
"Small Cola"
"Adults no buy Small Cola!"
"OK I'll take a large one then."
"Excellent choice honorable customer. That will be $5.00. Would you like that to go?"
"No I'll eat here...Hey you have kiddie meals!"
"Adults no buy Little Human's Meals!"
"OK, I'll just sit and wait for my friend." Ron set a five on the counter and waited
for his receipt. It switched with his money when he blinked.
* * * *
Outside of Ninja-Burger...
Kim makes her way inside. However she is under observation.
"Sheego I've spotted possible"
"Duh, she just walked in"
"You really killed the secret agent fell of this."
"You're wearing a bush. Some secret operative."
"..."
Sheego smiles winning the battle of wits.
* * * *
Inside NB...
Ron saw his order on the table he just turned to.
"Man that's fast."
Kim came in just as Ron and Rufus sat down. Run turned his head to greet and wave her over. When
he looked at the food and noticed another Ninja-Burger, a second Large Cola, and a "Sumo-Sized"
French Fries of Our Ancesters, plus a note.
"You owe me...NB Staff Assistant Manager", Ron gulped and read the note. This place was worse
than being around Monkey Fist, he thought.
"Ron, you all right?"
"..."
"Ron? Hello...you in there?" Kim was getting worried at her friend. He was never this quiet, and
especially not around food.
"Hurug...Reh...Hey!", piped in Rufus. Both mole-rat and girl watched their silent friend.
"Huh?...KP you won't believe this place!"
"Why not?"
"It's haunted or something."
"Ron it's not haunted I'm sure..."
"Ninja are not ghosts!"
"What was that Ron?"
"The things that runs this place. I think."
"Ninja run Ninja-Burger Honorable, yet very gajin, customer."
"See Kim? See?"
"Ron just eat." The cheerleading heroine sat down to eat.
"But, Kim...", Ron whined while Rufus ate the a frie.
"Mmmm...What?"
"This place is creepy"
Kim's comm went off.
"What's up Wade?"
"Not much. I translated the Japanese message."
"What's it about?"
"It's a job application for..."
"Ninja-Burger?"
"How'd you guess?"
"Nevermind that, what about Drakken and that agent?"
"Drakken is being unusualy quiet, and no trace on that agent. I'll try to get some more info
though." with that, the webmaster broke the connection.
"Kim..."
"What Ron?", asked Kim as she finished her burger and watched Rufus fall in the box of fries.
"Stuff is moving, but nobody is touching it."
"Ron chill out. Ninjas are supposed to be stealthy."
"The plural of Ninja is Ninja. Not Ninjas." , scowled a voice from the back.
"Make the voices stop!"
* * * *
Outside of NB on the roof...
The dark figure jumped into the shadow to avoid detection. He crept slowly looking for the secret
roof access. He dressed in grey and yellow jumpsuit. Over his limbs were Italian Assassin Gloves
and Boots. He checked his combat webbing and Naginita before tying off his mask.
"Little Gunslinger Ninja...I'm coming to get you."
* * * *
Still outside NB, but in the bushes by the parking lot...
"Dr. Drakken I'm sick of waiting. Kim Possible and her sidekick are obviously the only people in
the restuarant..."
"Ahh, but you are wrong my dear Sheego."
"Never call me that again."
"Very welll...Sheego you forget about the Ninjas"
"I'll send in some Bebe's to deal with the NINJA, though it's just a sales pitch. Those are just
regular fastfood sales clerks."
* * * * *
Orean: That does it for chapter two. Sheego thinks she may best Kim, Ron believes he's in the 6th
Sense, Rufus likes the French Fries of Our Ancestors, and Lenn Vin Sebil will get his revenge on
a certain ninja. See you in chapter three!
L8erz,
Orean