Fistfull of Nacos...a KP fic
by Orean Gunshin
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja-Burger or Kim Possible. I think both are very funny, so don't sue.
However Kryce/Jubei is my own character so get permission before using him.
* * * * *
Ron Stoppable finished his burger and tried to look normal. It didn't work for two reasons. One
he was scared stiff, and two he wasn't "normal".
"Ron there is nothing wrong here. The employees are just playing with you. I'm going to contact
Wade so just finish your burger before Rufus does," Kim ordered. Ron did as she told him, as he
always did. She pulled out the Kimmunicator and tapped into the frequency that Wade uses.
"What's up Kim?"
"How is the info hunt going Wade?"
"OK I found out some more about General Mayhem's minion on the prowl."
"What", both Ron and Kim asked.
"Leonardo Vin Sebel...
Age:19
Ht: 6'
Wght: 130 lb.
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Blue
Synopsis: Italion hit-man trained in ancient Accadian Arts.
History: Recruited at a young age by Mayhem's Scouts. He has had his skills honed to a razor. Was
dubbed "Lenvincible" due to his flawless record. He honestly believed he was untouchable until he
was slashed in the face by an unknown person. Since then he goes on a rampage when his
"imperfection" is noticed. "
"Great Kim! Just great. Not only do we have to deal with Drakken and Sheego now, but also some
other psychopath who likes hurting things that make him feel unpretty."
"Ron..."
"What?"
"Take a chill pill."
"Wade, is there anything else on that guy?"
"That's all that Global Justice database had. I'll check around some more, and fill you in
later"
"OK", Kim said and put the device away. Her eyes moved Ron. The blonde boy stared intently at the
counter.
"I saw a flash of black."
"Sheego?"
"No, moved a lot faster."
* * * *
Outside of NB...
Three Bebes ran acrossed the parking lot.
* * * *
On the NB roof...
Lenn enters the AC shaft.
* * * *
Back inside...
"Was the meal to the honorable customers liking?"
Ron and Kim both jumped when the black clad server seemed to appear before them.
"Forgive me, we ninja tend to startle people."
"Startle heck! The just appeared!"
"Ron calm down. I'm sorry we just had a long day."
"It's quite all right. I'll take your tray now", with that the ninja turned and picked up the
food tray. Ron looked up to him seeing the steel gray eyes behid the mask.
"Have we met pal?"
"No."
"Ohh right, right. I'm sure you ninjas get that all the time."
"Yes we NINJA do get asked that as often as we slay our foes."
"Ron quit patronizing the ninja. he's probably stressed as it is."
"Patronize him? He just threatened me!"
"He won't kill you."
An explosian shook the building as the doors were blown off. The killer robots walked in with
their eyes glowing as ever. Kim and Ron flipped the table up as a barracade. They and rufus waved
for him to take cover, but he simply turned like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Human, ninja, clerk, no threat", assessed the bots. They turned and scanned for Kim.
"Ninja-Burger tries to promote a family friendly atmosphere. You are interupting that atmoshere.
Leave or you shall be removed."
The bots redirected their focus on ninja. Their eyes flared in a way that Kim and Ron knew too
well.
"Look out!", Kim yelled. She dragged Ron and Rufus towards the kitchen of the restaurant.
"Kim they'll fry him!"
"Well take cover and find a microphone."
"A wha...ohh", Ron suddenly realising a sonic disturbance would be needed.
Kim turned to attack one of the Bebes. She was too late, the first fired at the Ninja, while the
other two fired at her. Kim easily rolled behind the counter. She gasped seeing all the weapons
under it. She went to grab a pair of Tonfas, but stopped when she felt three rushes of air pass
by her.
"Kim Possible surrender under orders of Dr. Drakken."
"You had your chance to leave. You shall now be escorted of the premissis."
Ron crawled next to Kim holding a beeper and megaphone. "This was the best we could find", he
said as rufus nodded. Several explosions occured. Both kim and Ron stood up seeing several more
ninja standing next to the origonal. They were looking down on the shattered Bebes.
"Sorry Manager-san, we couldn't contain ourselves...", stated the thinnest ninja.
"It's all right", acknowledged the ninja who had attended Ron and Kim.
"Really", chirped a female voice.
"Yes, next time just let me have some fun as well", assured the manager.
"We'll go back to our posts and let you take care of the the man in the vents and lady with
glowing hands"
"Thanks, by the way make sure the customers get a gift certificate for having to put up with this
dishonor."
"Yes Manager-san."
Sheego ran threw the doors at the same moment that Lenn Vin Sebel dropped into the the restaurant
from the ventalation. Kim and Ron stood up to deal with Drakken and Sheego. Ron picked up a bag
marked with crimson and blue kanji.
"That's my bag do not open it", said the manager facing the doors and the female in the black
and green jumpsuit. He stepped a side to face Kim and Lenn.
"What are you doing pal, she'll kill you", Ron yelled.
"Miss Possible, Ron, I believe she is looking for you. I would settle this matter for you, but I
have a more pressing matter to attend to", he said getting into a fighting stance.
Kim hopped over the conuter to tangle with Sheego. Ron stood confused. "Hey wait a sec, more
important than Sheego and Drakken. Ohh, right, look at the stuff that guy is wearing", Ron said
in his moment of epiphany.
* * * *
Orean: it'll be easier to tell Ron's, Kim's, and the Manager's fights will be separated to keep
track of them. Anyways, ladies first...
* * * *
"Sheego what is Drakken dragging you into this time? Taking a corner in the world of fastfood?"
"Why yes, I always dreamed of being a burger tyrant"
Kim lunges Sheego with several jabs. Sheego parries the onslaught. The blacked haired female
tries for a low snap kick to a front sweep. Kim evade with a back hand spring and landed in the
splits in time to catch Sheego's Ax-Kick.
"They say fighting is like chess Kim..."
"Yeah, but chess involves stragety that you don't have."
"I'll show you what I have."
Kim double heel sweeped Sheego. However, Sheego spun and landed on her feet. Unforunately, also
landed on a trash can.
"Goodnight Sheego...", quiped Kim as she kicked the side of the lid.
"Ahh...ugh...", Sheego exclaimed as she was trapped in the steel container.
* * * *
"So, Jubei, I catch up you again."
"Lenn...you just don't get it"
"Get what?"
"I've been transfered."
"You still ran."
"Ninja do not run from opponents that they have shamed twice."
"You flawed me, but I'll destroy you!"
Jubei sidesteps the jabs from the naginita. Lenn turns and swings the staff end at Jubei. Jubei
jumps and performs a spinning heel kick. Lenn blocks with his pole-arm. Jubei back rolls and
sprins to his stance.
"Tell me Lenn, do you still want a matching scar?"
"Jubei my status of Lennvinceble will be returned with your death."
"As well as an excellent plastic surgeon."
Jubei tauntanly drew two long spatulas from behind him. He twirled them into up and down hand
styles.
"What no guns or swords to hide behind Jubei?"
"You'll see and feel Lenn."
Lenn opened his mouth to reply, but stopped to parry the flurrie of spatula-swipes. Lenn twirled
his weapon attempting to stop the ninja assault, but Jubei pinned down the weapon in the grooves
of his spatula. Jubei double-slapped Lenn quickly before getting kicked in the side.
"I'm almost impressed Lenn...you learned to fight like a sissy."
"You'll see what I've learned...", Lenn stated as he raised his fingers outstretched. Jubei
moonsaulted over Lenn as he shot the fingers of his gloves.
"Lenn I'm over here...", the ninja manager stated as he tapped the shoulder of his European
counterpart.
"Errugh", exclaimed Lenn as he was struck in the face, and sent by his naginita.
"Now I'm warmed up...We can actually fight now Lenn", Jubei said in typical ninja fashion. He
took to his aggressive stance and placed his hand on his Ninja-to.
* * * *
Drakken picked himself up from the floor. Moments before he had snook up behind Kim Possible then
he was...
"Wow", that was bad Rufus. I didn't think Doc would fall so easy", Ron happily stated and slapped
Rufus a high five.
"You impertnate little brat!"
"The name is Ron Stoppable! Hey that was so cool."
Drakken enraged ran at Ron. Ron put up his fists and stood still. Not knowing what else to do,
Ron throws a haymaker.
"Oww, you little hooligan! Do you know what you just did?"
"I hit you?"
"You hit your elder. Who is also a respected scientist..."
Ron, pumping with a feeling that he hadn't felt since he fought Monkey Fist, pops Drakken in the
jaw.
"Ahh"
Amused Ron hits the mad doctor several times. Drakken wimpering starts to back away. Ron , very
excitedly, double-heel-spiked him like a Steeltoe.
* * * *
Drakken cowered behind Sheego's trashcan as Lenn fell against it. Lenn forced himself up and
grabbed the can and doctor.
"Well Jubei I found my employer. I'll get my revenge on you after I regroup..."
Several flashes came like an aura from the vain assassin. He was gone along with the other two.
"Well crew not bad for an opening day...let's clean up."
"KP! KP! I did hero stuff. Because who's the man? Ron's the man", Ron did a little dance and
walked over to his friend. Rufus mimicked Ron's motions as he stood on his shoulder.
"Ron that's great and all, but I'm not sure what happened."
"Well Kim..."
"It's closing time. Kid why don't you tell your friend on a walk home?"
Jubei ushered them out what was left of the door.
* * * *
On route to Kim's house...
"So you think Jubei is a wrestler named Kryce at our school?"
"Yeah, that, and he works for a secret organization like GJ or something."
"OK, at least you have your little thoughts Ron..."
"Thanks KP"
"...So how did it feel to beat up Drakken?"
"Great, but dissapointing..."
"How?"
"Great in the way that I beat up the villan, but i was hoping for a more climatic fight. You know
like you and the green one."
"Don't worry Ron, maybe you should get into boxing or defense classes. It might help you with
more with more archnemesises we have", the red head said to her friend. The two arrived at her
doorstep. "Well, Ron, I thought you held yourself up pretty well", Kim said as she opened her
front door. She kissed him on the cheek quickly,"besides, Ron, if you become a hero too fast...I
can't rescue you as often", Kim said with a wink as she went into her house and shut the door.
Ron stood for a second wondering what just happened. He smiled at the thought of being the hero.
Ron petted Rufus softly, and started home. His mind drifted toward Kim...
* * * *
In Ron's room...
Rufus hopped into bed. Ron brushed his teeth and looked in his mirror. He was too tired to notice
the figure sitting in his window.
"You owe me $7.50 Ron."
Ron spit into the mirror. He turned and stepped back.
"I'm waiting", Jubei said as he held out his hand.
"Geeze don't do that", Ron said and pulled out a ten,"Here. Keep the change."
"Thank you, your ninja certificates are on file."
"One question."
"What?"
"We both know you're Kryce, so are you gonna kill me like the ninja do in the movies?"
"No, I gave you plenty of hints of who I was", Kryce/Jubei stated taking off his mask.
"But why?"
"We're hiring, and you could use the training."
"Ohh makes sense. I'll just turn around and you can disappear, because I'm too tired to say
anything else."
The ninja was gone before Ron had realised. He finished getting ready for bed, then hit the hay.
He wondered what about his life would change in the near future, but mostly Kim, and shut his
eyes.
* * * *
Orean: That's a wrap! I'm planning on writing one or two more fics like this. I hope you guys
enjoyed it. If there is any "sitch's" that you want to see just R&R.
L8erz,
Orean
PS: The plural of Ninja is Ninja.
by Orean Gunshin
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja-Burger or Kim Possible. I think both are very funny, so don't sue.
However Kryce/Jubei is my own character so get permission before using him.
* * * * *
Ron Stoppable finished his burger and tried to look normal. It didn't work for two reasons. One
he was scared stiff, and two he wasn't "normal".
"Ron there is nothing wrong here. The employees are just playing with you. I'm going to contact
Wade so just finish your burger before Rufus does," Kim ordered. Ron did as she told him, as he
always did. She pulled out the Kimmunicator and tapped into the frequency that Wade uses.
"What's up Kim?"
"How is the info hunt going Wade?"
"OK I found out some more about General Mayhem's minion on the prowl."
"What", both Ron and Kim asked.
"Leonardo Vin Sebel...
Age:19
Ht: 6'
Wght: 130 lb.
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Blue
Synopsis: Italion hit-man trained in ancient Accadian Arts.
History: Recruited at a young age by Mayhem's Scouts. He has had his skills honed to a razor. Was
dubbed "Lenvincible" due to his flawless record. He honestly believed he was untouchable until he
was slashed in the face by an unknown person. Since then he goes on a rampage when his
"imperfection" is noticed. "
"Great Kim! Just great. Not only do we have to deal with Drakken and Sheego now, but also some
other psychopath who likes hurting things that make him feel unpretty."
"Ron..."
"What?"
"Take a chill pill."
"Wade, is there anything else on that guy?"
"That's all that Global Justice database had. I'll check around some more, and fill you in
later"
"OK", Kim said and put the device away. Her eyes moved Ron. The blonde boy stared intently at the
counter.
"I saw a flash of black."
"Sheego?"
"No, moved a lot faster."
* * * *
Outside of NB...
Three Bebes ran acrossed the parking lot.
* * * *
On the NB roof...
Lenn enters the AC shaft.
* * * *
Back inside...
"Was the meal to the honorable customers liking?"
Ron and Kim both jumped when the black clad server seemed to appear before them.
"Forgive me, we ninja tend to startle people."
"Startle heck! The just appeared!"
"Ron calm down. I'm sorry we just had a long day."
"It's quite all right. I'll take your tray now", with that the ninja turned and picked up the
food tray. Ron looked up to him seeing the steel gray eyes behid the mask.
"Have we met pal?"
"No."
"Ohh right, right. I'm sure you ninjas get that all the time."
"Yes we NINJA do get asked that as often as we slay our foes."
"Ron quit patronizing the ninja. he's probably stressed as it is."
"Patronize him? He just threatened me!"
"He won't kill you."
An explosian shook the building as the doors were blown off. The killer robots walked in with
their eyes glowing as ever. Kim and Ron flipped the table up as a barracade. They and rufus waved
for him to take cover, but he simply turned like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Human, ninja, clerk, no threat", assessed the bots. They turned and scanned for Kim.
"Ninja-Burger tries to promote a family friendly atmosphere. You are interupting that atmoshere.
Leave or you shall be removed."
The bots redirected their focus on ninja. Their eyes flared in a way that Kim and Ron knew too
well.
"Look out!", Kim yelled. She dragged Ron and Rufus towards the kitchen of the restaurant.
"Kim they'll fry him!"
"Well take cover and find a microphone."
"A wha...ohh", Ron suddenly realising a sonic disturbance would be needed.
Kim turned to attack one of the Bebes. She was too late, the first fired at the Ninja, while the
other two fired at her. Kim easily rolled behind the counter. She gasped seeing all the weapons
under it. She went to grab a pair of Tonfas, but stopped when she felt three rushes of air pass
by her.
"Kim Possible surrender under orders of Dr. Drakken."
"You had your chance to leave. You shall now be escorted of the premissis."
Ron crawled next to Kim holding a beeper and megaphone. "This was the best we could find", he
said as rufus nodded. Several explosions occured. Both kim and Ron stood up seeing several more
ninja standing next to the origonal. They were looking down on the shattered Bebes.
"Sorry Manager-san, we couldn't contain ourselves...", stated the thinnest ninja.
"It's all right", acknowledged the ninja who had attended Ron and Kim.
"Really", chirped a female voice.
"Yes, next time just let me have some fun as well", assured the manager.
"We'll go back to our posts and let you take care of the the man in the vents and lady with
glowing hands"
"Thanks, by the way make sure the customers get a gift certificate for having to put up with this
dishonor."
"Yes Manager-san."
Sheego ran threw the doors at the same moment that Lenn Vin Sebel dropped into the the restaurant
from the ventalation. Kim and Ron stood up to deal with Drakken and Sheego. Ron picked up a bag
marked with crimson and blue kanji.
"That's my bag do not open it", said the manager facing the doors and the female in the black
and green jumpsuit. He stepped a side to face Kim and Lenn.
"What are you doing pal, she'll kill you", Ron yelled.
"Miss Possible, Ron, I believe she is looking for you. I would settle this matter for you, but I
have a more pressing matter to attend to", he said getting into a fighting stance.
Kim hopped over the conuter to tangle with Sheego. Ron stood confused. "Hey wait a sec, more
important than Sheego and Drakken. Ohh, right, look at the stuff that guy is wearing", Ron said
in his moment of epiphany.
* * * *
Orean: it'll be easier to tell Ron's, Kim's, and the Manager's fights will be separated to keep
track of them. Anyways, ladies first...
* * * *
"Sheego what is Drakken dragging you into this time? Taking a corner in the world of fastfood?"
"Why yes, I always dreamed of being a burger tyrant"
Kim lunges Sheego with several jabs. Sheego parries the onslaught. The blacked haired female
tries for a low snap kick to a front sweep. Kim evade with a back hand spring and landed in the
splits in time to catch Sheego's Ax-Kick.
"They say fighting is like chess Kim..."
"Yeah, but chess involves stragety that you don't have."
"I'll show you what I have."
Kim double heel sweeped Sheego. However, Sheego spun and landed on her feet. Unforunately, also
landed on a trash can.
"Goodnight Sheego...", quiped Kim as she kicked the side of the lid.
"Ahh...ugh...", Sheego exclaimed as she was trapped in the steel container.
* * * *
"So, Jubei, I catch up you again."
"Lenn...you just don't get it"
"Get what?"
"I've been transfered."
"You still ran."
"Ninja do not run from opponents that they have shamed twice."
"You flawed me, but I'll destroy you!"
Jubei sidesteps the jabs from the naginita. Lenn turns and swings the staff end at Jubei. Jubei
jumps and performs a spinning heel kick. Lenn blocks with his pole-arm. Jubei back rolls and
sprins to his stance.
"Tell me Lenn, do you still want a matching scar?"
"Jubei my status of Lennvinceble will be returned with your death."
"As well as an excellent plastic surgeon."
Jubei tauntanly drew two long spatulas from behind him. He twirled them into up and down hand
styles.
"What no guns or swords to hide behind Jubei?"
"You'll see and feel Lenn."
Lenn opened his mouth to reply, but stopped to parry the flurrie of spatula-swipes. Lenn twirled
his weapon attempting to stop the ninja assault, but Jubei pinned down the weapon in the grooves
of his spatula. Jubei double-slapped Lenn quickly before getting kicked in the side.
"I'm almost impressed Lenn...you learned to fight like a sissy."
"You'll see what I've learned...", Lenn stated as he raised his fingers outstretched. Jubei
moonsaulted over Lenn as he shot the fingers of his gloves.
"Lenn I'm over here...", the ninja manager stated as he tapped the shoulder of his European
counterpart.
"Errugh", exclaimed Lenn as he was struck in the face, and sent by his naginita.
"Now I'm warmed up...We can actually fight now Lenn", Jubei said in typical ninja fashion. He
took to his aggressive stance and placed his hand on his Ninja-to.
* * * *
Drakken picked himself up from the floor. Moments before he had snook up behind Kim Possible then
he was...
"Wow", that was bad Rufus. I didn't think Doc would fall so easy", Ron happily stated and slapped
Rufus a high five.
"You impertnate little brat!"
"The name is Ron Stoppable! Hey that was so cool."
Drakken enraged ran at Ron. Ron put up his fists and stood still. Not knowing what else to do,
Ron throws a haymaker.
"Oww, you little hooligan! Do you know what you just did?"
"I hit you?"
"You hit your elder. Who is also a respected scientist..."
Ron, pumping with a feeling that he hadn't felt since he fought Monkey Fist, pops Drakken in the
jaw.
"Ahh"
Amused Ron hits the mad doctor several times. Drakken wimpering starts to back away. Ron , very
excitedly, double-heel-spiked him like a Steeltoe.
* * * *
Drakken cowered behind Sheego's trashcan as Lenn fell against it. Lenn forced himself up and
grabbed the can and doctor.
"Well Jubei I found my employer. I'll get my revenge on you after I regroup..."
Several flashes came like an aura from the vain assassin. He was gone along with the other two.
"Well crew not bad for an opening day...let's clean up."
"KP! KP! I did hero stuff. Because who's the man? Ron's the man", Ron did a little dance and
walked over to his friend. Rufus mimicked Ron's motions as he stood on his shoulder.
"Ron that's great and all, but I'm not sure what happened."
"Well Kim..."
"It's closing time. Kid why don't you tell your friend on a walk home?"
Jubei ushered them out what was left of the door.
* * * *
On route to Kim's house...
"So you think Jubei is a wrestler named Kryce at our school?"
"Yeah, that, and he works for a secret organization like GJ or something."
"OK, at least you have your little thoughts Ron..."
"Thanks KP"
"...So how did it feel to beat up Drakken?"
"Great, but dissapointing..."
"How?"
"Great in the way that I beat up the villan, but i was hoping for a more climatic fight. You know
like you and the green one."
"Don't worry Ron, maybe you should get into boxing or defense classes. It might help you with
more with more archnemesises we have", the red head said to her friend. The two arrived at her
doorstep. "Well, Ron, I thought you held yourself up pretty well", Kim said as she opened her
front door. She kissed him on the cheek quickly,"besides, Ron, if you become a hero too fast...I
can't rescue you as often", Kim said with a wink as she went into her house and shut the door.
Ron stood for a second wondering what just happened. He smiled at the thought of being the hero.
Ron petted Rufus softly, and started home. His mind drifted toward Kim...
* * * *
In Ron's room...
Rufus hopped into bed. Ron brushed his teeth and looked in his mirror. He was too tired to notice
the figure sitting in his window.
"You owe me $7.50 Ron."
Ron spit into the mirror. He turned and stepped back.
"I'm waiting", Jubei said as he held out his hand.
"Geeze don't do that", Ron said and pulled out a ten,"Here. Keep the change."
"Thank you, your ninja certificates are on file."
"One question."
"What?"
"We both know you're Kryce, so are you gonna kill me like the ninja do in the movies?"
"No, I gave you plenty of hints of who I was", Kryce/Jubei stated taking off his mask.
"But why?"
"We're hiring, and you could use the training."
"Ohh makes sense. I'll just turn around and you can disappear, because I'm too tired to say
anything else."
The ninja was gone before Ron had realised. He finished getting ready for bed, then hit the hay.
He wondered what about his life would change in the near future, but mostly Kim, and shut his
eyes.
* * * *
Orean: That's a wrap! I'm planning on writing one or two more fics like this. I hope you guys
enjoyed it. If there is any "sitch's" that you want to see just R&R.
L8erz,
Orean
PS: The plural of Ninja is Ninja.