Porthos Speaks Out
Dis: I do not own anything star trek, goodness knows I wish I did Rate: G Note: a little thing I wrote because a) grade 11 SS (Canadian) is the most boring subject out there b) this is to try and make a friend happy and c) god knows how long a story like this has been in my head. Note 2: I keep getting reviews saying that grammar and spelling are bad 2 reason for this are 1) Canada has different spelling from the rest of the world and 2) I have really bad hearing in my ear and I could not learn to spell right Note 3 (and last) if I get facts wrong please excuse them I am a beginner trekkie. Watch TNG often and Enterprise more often but other then that I have very little Trek knowledge. Review: more reviews I get more likely I am to post other chapter. Flames welcome and trekkie tidbits welcome. Archiving please give credit where credit is due. Peace love and lollipops, trance
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Well hello there, I'm porthos; may I ask your name? (Waiting for response). Well now that's nice name.
Shall I tell you some information on me? (Waiting) well then I shall. I am a 22-century beagle, originally
from earth but I now work/live in the USS Enterprise with my human counterpart Jonathan archer, captain
of this space ship and these are my adventures. Unfortanly because I am a "dog", I don't much care for that
word "dog" the dictionary defines dog as " a flesh eating domestic mammal related to the wolves" how
much farther from the truth could that be? Well now sorry about that sidetrack just had to vent a bit. I
moved on to the Enterprise the same day as my counterpart. Now to be honest with you not everyone liked
me, especially that Vulcan lady, she scares me but any ways (looks over story). Oh my I have really gotten
side tracked. Dreadfully sorry about that. Now where was I? Oh I see. Because I am a dog I don't get to go
on many missions to planets and what not, afraid I might ruin some trees I think. Okay so now shall I tell
you about the crew? (waits) okay then, now where do I start? Oh I know, I'll start with my counterpart
Jonathan archer. He came to own me in a very different manner. When he was in Star Fleet Academy I was
a little lost puppy and he found me stuck in the window of his room. I had tried to get in because it was
snowing and I was cold and hungry. When he came in I guess he could hear me crying because he asked if
someone was there and I started barking. He came and got me and then gave me a bath (both to clean and
to warm me up) and then he fed me the best food in the world, cheese, seeing as he had no dog food. I lived
with him for about a year before he graduated and then the year after he graduated he got the job as the
captain of the USS Enterprise and from there on I think you know the story.
Dis: I do not own anything star trek, goodness knows I wish I did Rate: G Note: a little thing I wrote because a) grade 11 SS (Canadian) is the most boring subject out there b) this is to try and make a friend happy and c) god knows how long a story like this has been in my head. Note 2: I keep getting reviews saying that grammar and spelling are bad 2 reason for this are 1) Canada has different spelling from the rest of the world and 2) I have really bad hearing in my ear and I could not learn to spell right Note 3 (and last) if I get facts wrong please excuse them I am a beginner trekkie. Watch TNG often and Enterprise more often but other then that I have very little Trek knowledge. Review: more reviews I get more likely I am to post other chapter. Flames welcome and trekkie tidbits welcome. Archiving please give credit where credit is due. Peace love and lollipops, trance
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Well hello there, I'm porthos; may I ask your name? (Waiting for response). Well now that's nice name.
Shall I tell you some information on me? (Waiting) well then I shall. I am a 22-century beagle, originally
from earth but I now work/live in the USS Enterprise with my human counterpart Jonathan archer, captain
of this space ship and these are my adventures. Unfortanly because I am a "dog", I don't much care for that
word "dog" the dictionary defines dog as " a flesh eating domestic mammal related to the wolves" how
much farther from the truth could that be? Well now sorry about that sidetrack just had to vent a bit. I
moved on to the Enterprise the same day as my counterpart. Now to be honest with you not everyone liked
me, especially that Vulcan lady, she scares me but any ways (looks over story). Oh my I have really gotten
side tracked. Dreadfully sorry about that. Now where was I? Oh I see. Because I am a dog I don't get to go
on many missions to planets and what not, afraid I might ruin some trees I think. Okay so now shall I tell
you about the crew? (waits) okay then, now where do I start? Oh I know, I'll start with my counterpart
Jonathan archer. He came to own me in a very different manner. When he was in Star Fleet Academy I was
a little lost puppy and he found me stuck in the window of his room. I had tried to get in because it was
snowing and I was cold and hungry. When he came in I guess he could hear me crying because he asked if
someone was there and I started barking. He came and got me and then gave me a bath (both to clean and
to warm me up) and then he fed me the best food in the world, cheese, seeing as he had no dog food. I lived
with him for about a year before he graduated and then the year after he graduated he got the job as the
captain of the USS Enterprise and from there on I think you know the story.