An Interview with MKR's ALL MIGHTY, GOD LIKE characters
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Well, in my personal opinion, Fuu, Eagle, Umi, Alcyone and Lady Aska rule the damned world. Bwahahhaah, but I'm going to put Zazu in for the sake of MZF's insanity.
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[All the listed above MKR characters are sitting in chairs.]
Athena: *runs into the room and trips over the chair* .
All: O_o;;;;;;
Athena: *stands up and brushes herself off* Ahem!!!! Ok!!!! WELCOME TO MY INTERVIEW YOU GOD-LIKE CHARACTERS YOU!!!
Umi: _ Why is Alcyone here?
Alcyone: Shut your mouth!
Umi: _ Please tell me you like me more than her.
Athena: ...To tell you the truth, YOU'rE BOTH EQUALLL!!!!! *hugs them making their eyes go like O_O*
Lady Aska: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE??!?!?!?!!??!?!!!
Athena: *Hugs her too* OK! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!! *looks away from the MKR ppl*
Fuu's voice: ...Heellllp!! Mr. Eagle's harrassing meeee.....
Athena: Good. *sits in her chair* Wait. Where's Zazu?
[Zazu walks in, with a beer bottle and sits down.]
Athena: There you aaaaareeeee!!!!
Zazu: *hic* Helelelleleloooooo!!!!!!!
Athena: YAY! YOu'RE DRUNK! *hugs him too*
[After hugging Zazu, I finally start the interview.]
Athena: Ok!!! Fuu!! I have a question for you first!!
Fuu: *nods*
Athena: *clears her voice* WHO DOES THOU LIKE MORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?! *giggles* I made this question up myself *clears her voice* FERIO, EAGLE VISION OR.....
[Drum roll.]
Athena: UMI!
Umi: O_O;;; WHAT THE HELL?!
Fuu: O_O;;;;;
Athena: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Fuu: ...Umm...
Athena: *cracks up* YOU REALLLY HAVE TO tHINK ABOUT IT EH?!?!?
Fuu: O_O;;;; ....
Athena: ANSWWEEEERRR MEEEEEEE!!!!
Fuu: F..Ferio...
Athena: damn. _ *scratches out next question*
Eagle: *Feels rejected* aww... T_T
Athena: AWww it's ok Eagle-poo *sits on his lap and cuddles him* Ok, Alcyone, I have a question for you!!!!
Alcyone: ...Yes...?
Athena: Did you ever have any dreams about Zagato?
Alcyone: Yes.....
Athena: Are they too personal for words?
Alcyone: .......yes......
Athena: o_o; OK! NEXT QUESTION! LADY ASKA!
Umi: What about mee.....
Athena: CAN YOU TEACH ME THAT CRAZY ASS LAUGH OF YOURS?!
Lady Aska: Of course! *puts hand up to chin* Just put your hand up like so, and laugh like this. *Laughs satanically*
Athena: *Does that* w00t!!! OK! ZAZU!! NEXT QUESTION!!!
Umi: what about me?!?!??
Athena: Aww poor you. Don't make me come and sit on your lap even though I know you want me to.
Zazu: *hic* Uh- *hic* huh...?
Athena: when did you passion for alchohol begin?
Zazu: *hic*Ummm....*passes out from being drunk*
Athena: O_O; Ok, I'll just say a vewwy long time. Ok UMI! YOUR TURN!!!!!
Umi: YAY!!!
Athena: I would be sayin' NAY If I wuz you.
Umi: Uh oh.
Athena: WELL NOW UMI! *leans back to see her from sitting on Eagle's lap* Are you in love with Fuu-baka?!
Umi: O_O;;; NO!
Athena: Aww, now that went and hurt her feelings...*sits up to see fuu panicking*
Fuu: O_O;;; My feelings aren't hurt whatsoever!
Athena: Stop acting like Hikaru. I know you two like each other...
Eagle: O_O;;;;; Oh dear god.
Athena: Yup, holdin hands....cuddling...you know...lesbionic activity.
Eagle: AAAAH!!!! *Starts screaming like Homer from the Simpsons, short, loud screams*
Athena: Hey that's a good question, why did you two hold hands in the manga?
Umi: WE DIDN'T HOLD HANDS!!!
Athena: _ Guys! PLAN B!!!
[Alcyone, Lady Aska and the now awake Zazu whip out MKR book 2, 5, and 6.]
Athena: *takes Book 5 and whips open the page when they hold hands* Ahem...what is this?
Umi: O_O;;;;;;;;;;
Fuu: *turns bright red*
Athena: *takes book 2 to anypage where those two are together* laa laaalallallaaaa
Umi: AHH!! *runs out of the room*
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Isn't it fun to torture Umi and FUu?