Braided Baka Girl's Guide to Controlling Misbehaving Bishies and Muses!
Hiya everyone! I'm BACK!!!!
Chibi-Duo: And we are supposed to be happy about this? Chibi-Heero: You've written another fic. Chibi-Duo: Yeah, it's abuse to all the good readers who are reading this, they didn't deserve to be subjected to this torture! WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
Ahem, this fic is what I wrote when I kept seeing the poor authors being abused by their muses and bishies.
Muses: Poor authors! YOU MUST BE JOKING!
Dammit, if you don't stop making horrible remarks, then I will give the present I got for you to the Chibi-Relena!
Chibi-Duo: You got us a present! Is it chocolate?
No.
Chibi-Heero: Pocky?
Nope.
Chibi-Duo: Pixie stix?
Not even close. Here it is! *Holds up a Chibi-Wufei*
Chibi-Wufei: ONNA! LET ME GO! Chibi-Duo: We're sorry for everything bad we ever said about you! WE LUV YOU! Chibi-Heero: Hn, what he said.
Okay ^________^ *Drops the Chibi-Wufei. He is immediately set upon by two, very horny, Chibis* If you have Chibis for muses, the method works very well. It involves something to tempt their curiosity, e.g. a present, threats, e.g. the Chibi-Relena that I keep locked up in the attic for this very purpose. It also serves as a reward if you need to have your ego inflated a lot, like mine.
Anyway, as my muses are currently too busy introducing the Chibi-Wufei to lemons and chocolate sauce I have to say Goodbye before I can send these Muses out to capture some wild Bishies for me to show you how to tame them. Ooo, another good point about this method is to keep them busy from interrupting you while you are slee. I mean working. Anyway, Sayonara Minna! Come back next time, when I will show you how to tame a Heero Yuy!
And Remember, always Read and Review, I need to have my ego inflated. Any flames will be used to warm up my room during the winter nights!
BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya everyone! I'm BACK!!!!
Chibi-Duo: And we are supposed to be happy about this? Chibi-Heero: You've written another fic. Chibi-Duo: Yeah, it's abuse to all the good readers who are reading this, they didn't deserve to be subjected to this torture! WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
Ahem, this fic is what I wrote when I kept seeing the poor authors being abused by their muses and bishies.
Muses: Poor authors! YOU MUST BE JOKING!
Dammit, if you don't stop making horrible remarks, then I will give the present I got for you to the Chibi-Relena!
Chibi-Duo: You got us a present! Is it chocolate?
No.
Chibi-Heero: Pocky?
Nope.
Chibi-Duo: Pixie stix?
Not even close. Here it is! *Holds up a Chibi-Wufei*
Chibi-Wufei: ONNA! LET ME GO! Chibi-Duo: We're sorry for everything bad we ever said about you! WE LUV YOU! Chibi-Heero: Hn, what he said.
Okay ^________^ *Drops the Chibi-Wufei. He is immediately set upon by two, very horny, Chibis* If you have Chibis for muses, the method works very well. It involves something to tempt their curiosity, e.g. a present, threats, e.g. the Chibi-Relena that I keep locked up in the attic for this very purpose. It also serves as a reward if you need to have your ego inflated a lot, like mine.
Anyway, as my muses are currently too busy introducing the Chibi-Wufei to lemons and chocolate sauce I have to say Goodbye before I can send these Muses out to capture some wild Bishies for me to show you how to tame them. Ooo, another good point about this method is to keep them busy from interrupting you while you are slee. I mean working. Anyway, Sayonara Minna! Come back next time, when I will show you how to tame a Heero Yuy!
And Remember, always Read and Review, I need to have my ego inflated. Any flames will be used to warm up my room during the winter nights!
BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!