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Part one- Frodo does something stupid
Frodo opened his eyes.
He felt very ill.
Where was he?
He puked on the floor.
Now every thing started to clear up.
He turned around and cave up a scream. There! In the bed beside him the most awful hobbit girl he had ever seen slept peacefully.
She had brown hair that most looked like a tornado and a face that looked like it been hit by a car or something. And she drooled!
Yes! She drooled so much that you could make a sea of it!
How?
Why!
The only thing he could remember was that he had been on Sam and Rosies party last night.
He remembered that he drank a lot but then he wasn't able to remember more!
He didn't know if he should be happy or not but one thing he was sure of was that he probably got to hurry if he wanted to be out of there when she woke up.
He tried to get out of the bed but the girl, who was very fat too, had rolled over on his arm so he couldn't move.
Now she started to wake up.
"But it will probably take a long time, I hope," Frodo desperately thought, because it had gone about 1 minute hand she hadn't even opened her big fat eyes.
"What am I going to do?" Frodo started to panic.
Then he came up with a brilliant idea! If he pulled hard enough, so she rolled down on the floor, he maybe would be able to jump out of the window. Out to safety!
"Now or newer," He thought and pulled.
He pulled so much that it felt like his arm would brake but the girl didn't move a bit.
"I'm dead meat," He thought and closed his eyes.
Then! Like send from haven a feather broke in the cheap madras and thrown the girl out of the bed where she laid trying to think.
Then he took his chans and jumped of the bed and out of the window.
It was a pretty good idea ...except that ... He was on the third floor and now was rushing towards the ground in a very high speed.
POFF!!!!!!
He felt an enormous pain in his left arm and he felt very dizzy to.
He tried to get up but his legs didn't do as he told them to.
He heard the girl scream from the window.
Everything started to go darker and just before it went all black he felt two strong arms lift him up and then he fainted.
Part one- Frodo does something stupid
Frodo opened his eyes.
He felt very ill.
Where was he?
He puked on the floor.
Now every thing started to clear up.
He turned around and cave up a scream. There! In the bed beside him the most awful hobbit girl he had ever seen slept peacefully.
She had brown hair that most looked like a tornado and a face that looked like it been hit by a car or something. And she drooled!
Yes! She drooled so much that you could make a sea of it!
How?
Why!
The only thing he could remember was that he had been on Sam and Rosies party last night.
He remembered that he drank a lot but then he wasn't able to remember more!
He didn't know if he should be happy or not but one thing he was sure of was that he probably got to hurry if he wanted to be out of there when she woke up.
He tried to get out of the bed but the girl, who was very fat too, had rolled over on his arm so he couldn't move.
Now she started to wake up.
"But it will probably take a long time, I hope," Frodo desperately thought, because it had gone about 1 minute hand she hadn't even opened her big fat eyes.
"What am I going to do?" Frodo started to panic.
Then he came up with a brilliant idea! If he pulled hard enough, so she rolled down on the floor, he maybe would be able to jump out of the window. Out to safety!
"Now or newer," He thought and pulled.
He pulled so much that it felt like his arm would brake but the girl didn't move a bit.
"I'm dead meat," He thought and closed his eyes.
Then! Like send from haven a feather broke in the cheap madras and thrown the girl out of the bed where she laid trying to think.
Then he took his chans and jumped of the bed and out of the window.
It was a pretty good idea ...except that ... He was on the third floor and now was rushing towards the ground in a very high speed.
POFF!!!!!!
He felt an enormous pain in his left arm and he felt very dizzy to.
He tried to get up but his legs didn't do as he told them to.
He heard the girl scream from the window.
Everything started to go darker and just before it went all black he felt two strong arms lift him up and then he fainted.