Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. I do own the purple penguins, the
Evil Flea Infested Monkey Brains, and the Taco Bell people.
Relena and Dekim's Date
Dekim is seen at the circus, watching a purple penguin for the next show. Relena walks up to him and they begin to talk.
Dekim: Hi Relena! What can I do for you? Relena: Well, Dekim, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I was wondering. Dekim: Will you go on a date with me Relena? Relena's eyes get as twice as big as their normal size.
Relena: I would love to! Dekim: Great! I'll meet you at your house at 7:30. Relena: Sounds good. I'll see you there. Relena walks off, and she could hear Dekim screaming in the background. On the way to her house, she ran into Heero.
Heero: What are you in such a hurry for? Relena: I have things to do. Heero: Like what? Relena: None of your business!! Heero grabs onto Relena's arm and looks at her
Heero: What kind of things are you [BLEEP] doing?!
Relena: I'm going out with Dekim tonight, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Relena shoved him out of the way and walked on. Heero stormed off to Quatre's house. He banged on the door as loud as he could.
Heero: Quatre! YOU BETTER LET ME IN! QUATRE! Quatre: Okay, okay Heero, calm down. Quatre opened the door and Heero let himself in.
Heero: Guess what Relena is going to do? Quatre: Capture Wufei and put a bunch of Evil Flea Infested Monkey Brains on him!? Heero: WTF! No, she's going on a date with Dekim you dork. Quatre: That's not nice! What can I do about it? Heero: We're going to ruin it. Quatre: Are you sure you want to do that to Relena? It wouldn't be nice. Heero: Yes I do! Heero gets one of those evil laughs (like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers). 7:30 comes around, and Dekim walks to Relena's house with a bunch of roses. He rings the doorbell, and Relena comes out, wearing a long black dress. Dekim: You look great. I got these flowers for you. Relena: Thank you Dekim! Let me put these in a vase, then we will be on our way. Relena goes back into the house, puts them in a vase, then walks back outside.
Dekim: Let's go! Dekim takes Relena by the arm, then they walk to the car.
Relena: Where are we going? Dekim: First we will eat, then a movie. Relena: Great! Where shall we dine tonight?
Dekim: I was going to let you pick. Relena: How about Taco Bell? Dekim: Sounds great. The car drove off to Taco Bell, and Heero and Quatre sped up to get there first. When they got there, they disguised themselves as workers. As soon as they sat down, Dekim and Relena walked in.
Worker: Hello! R&D: Hello!! Worker: Would you like to try one of our new cheese extreme quesadilla? Relena: No, I would like a number 5 with a Pepsi, and add two hard tacos please. Worker: And for you sir? Dekim: I would like a number 3, make that soft, with a mountain dew, and add a chicken nacho cheese chalupa. Worker: Is that all for you today? Dekim: Yes. Worker: That will be $17.91. Dekim hands him the money, the worker gives him back the change, and they go sit down. The manager that works there spotted Heero and Quatre sitting down. He walks out into the lobby and stares at them.
Manager: Get back there and make the food. I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing. Quatre and Heero get up and start to make the food.
Heero: Quatre, I don't know what I am doing. Quatre: Just relax, I know what I am doing. They make the food and Heero hands it out. Dekim: We didn't get our drinks. Heero: Okay. Heero makes the drinks, but he sticks fire sauce in the mountain dew. Dekim: Thank you. Dekim goes back and sits next to Relena, and they begin to eat. After the first bite of his chalupa he takes a drink of his soda. He begins to make funny faces, then spits it out.
Relena: What's the matter? Dekim: This tastes weird. Relena: Let me see. She takes a drink and Dekim was right. Dekim: I told you. Relena: Hold on a second. Relena walks up to the counter and slams the drink on the counter. Manager: Can I help you miss? Relena: I don't know which one of you played this trick on us, but I don't like it one bit! Manager: What is it? Relena: Someone put fire sauce in the mountain dew. Manager: I'm sorry let me fix that for you. He begins making the drink and then hands it back to her. Relena smiles at him and walks away. After she sits down, they begin to finish their meal. After they were done, they got back into the car and drove off to the movies.
Dekim: What do you want to go see? Relena: I picked dinner, so I will let you pick. Dekim: How about. Space Cowboys. Relena: Great! Let's go. When they got to the movies, Dekim paid for the tickets, then they went and sat down. Heero and Quatre had to pay for tickets also, but they didn't go into the theater. Instead they went into the projection room, and threw the guy out.
Quatre: What are we doing in here Heero? Heero: We are going to change the movie on them. Quatre: WTF! That isn't right. I don't know why I even bothered to come with you. Heero: Hey! You are going to help me whether you like it or not. Heero changed the movie, and then began to play it.
Relena: Look it's starting! Dekim: Sweet! The movie that Heero put in was The Little Mermaid. Relena and Dekim covered their eyes.
Relena: No not this, anything bit this! Dekim: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It burns!!!!! Relena lets go. They get out of the theater, get their money back, and drove home.
Dekim: I thought that this would be a great time. It was ruined though. Relena: I had a great time. Relena kissed Dekim on the cheek and walked inside. Dekim went back to the circus to watch the purple penguins.
Trowa: How was your date with Relena? Dekim: I had the worst time. I never want to go no another date again!
Back at Relena's place.
Heero: How was your date? Relena: The worst. Heero: Want to go on a date with me sometime? Relena: Heero? Heero: Yes? Relena: SHUT UP!!!!
The end
Relena and Dekim's Date
Dekim is seen at the circus, watching a purple penguin for the next show. Relena walks up to him and they begin to talk.
Dekim: Hi Relena! What can I do for you? Relena: Well, Dekim, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I was wondering. Dekim: Will you go on a date with me Relena? Relena's eyes get as twice as big as their normal size.
Relena: I would love to! Dekim: Great! I'll meet you at your house at 7:30. Relena: Sounds good. I'll see you there. Relena walks off, and she could hear Dekim screaming in the background. On the way to her house, she ran into Heero.
Heero: What are you in such a hurry for? Relena: I have things to do. Heero: Like what? Relena: None of your business!! Heero grabs onto Relena's arm and looks at her
Heero: What kind of things are you [BLEEP] doing?!
Relena: I'm going out with Dekim tonight, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Relena shoved him out of the way and walked on. Heero stormed off to Quatre's house. He banged on the door as loud as he could.
Heero: Quatre! YOU BETTER LET ME IN! QUATRE! Quatre: Okay, okay Heero, calm down. Quatre opened the door and Heero let himself in.
Heero: Guess what Relena is going to do? Quatre: Capture Wufei and put a bunch of Evil Flea Infested Monkey Brains on him!? Heero: WTF! No, she's going on a date with Dekim you dork. Quatre: That's not nice! What can I do about it? Heero: We're going to ruin it. Quatre: Are you sure you want to do that to Relena? It wouldn't be nice. Heero: Yes I do! Heero gets one of those evil laughs (like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers). 7:30 comes around, and Dekim walks to Relena's house with a bunch of roses. He rings the doorbell, and Relena comes out, wearing a long black dress. Dekim: You look great. I got these flowers for you. Relena: Thank you Dekim! Let me put these in a vase, then we will be on our way. Relena goes back into the house, puts them in a vase, then walks back outside.
Dekim: Let's go! Dekim takes Relena by the arm, then they walk to the car.
Relena: Where are we going? Dekim: First we will eat, then a movie. Relena: Great! Where shall we dine tonight?
Dekim: I was going to let you pick. Relena: How about Taco Bell? Dekim: Sounds great. The car drove off to Taco Bell, and Heero and Quatre sped up to get there first. When they got there, they disguised themselves as workers. As soon as they sat down, Dekim and Relena walked in.
Worker: Hello! R&D: Hello!! Worker: Would you like to try one of our new cheese extreme quesadilla? Relena: No, I would like a number 5 with a Pepsi, and add two hard tacos please. Worker: And for you sir? Dekim: I would like a number 3, make that soft, with a mountain dew, and add a chicken nacho cheese chalupa. Worker: Is that all for you today? Dekim: Yes. Worker: That will be $17.91. Dekim hands him the money, the worker gives him back the change, and they go sit down. The manager that works there spotted Heero and Quatre sitting down. He walks out into the lobby and stares at them.
Manager: Get back there and make the food. I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing. Quatre and Heero get up and start to make the food.
Heero: Quatre, I don't know what I am doing. Quatre: Just relax, I know what I am doing. They make the food and Heero hands it out. Dekim: We didn't get our drinks. Heero: Okay. Heero makes the drinks, but he sticks fire sauce in the mountain dew. Dekim: Thank you. Dekim goes back and sits next to Relena, and they begin to eat. After the first bite of his chalupa he takes a drink of his soda. He begins to make funny faces, then spits it out.
Relena: What's the matter? Dekim: This tastes weird. Relena: Let me see. She takes a drink and Dekim was right. Dekim: I told you. Relena: Hold on a second. Relena walks up to the counter and slams the drink on the counter. Manager: Can I help you miss? Relena: I don't know which one of you played this trick on us, but I don't like it one bit! Manager: What is it? Relena: Someone put fire sauce in the mountain dew. Manager: I'm sorry let me fix that for you. He begins making the drink and then hands it back to her. Relena smiles at him and walks away. After she sits down, they begin to finish their meal. After they were done, they got back into the car and drove off to the movies.
Dekim: What do you want to go see? Relena: I picked dinner, so I will let you pick. Dekim: How about. Space Cowboys. Relena: Great! Let's go. When they got to the movies, Dekim paid for the tickets, then they went and sat down. Heero and Quatre had to pay for tickets also, but they didn't go into the theater. Instead they went into the projection room, and threw the guy out.
Quatre: What are we doing in here Heero? Heero: We are going to change the movie on them. Quatre: WTF! That isn't right. I don't know why I even bothered to come with you. Heero: Hey! You are going to help me whether you like it or not. Heero changed the movie, and then began to play it.
Relena: Look it's starting! Dekim: Sweet! The movie that Heero put in was The Little Mermaid. Relena and Dekim covered their eyes.
Relena: No not this, anything bit this! Dekim: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It burns!!!!! Relena lets go. They get out of the theater, get their money back, and drove home.
Dekim: I thought that this would be a great time. It was ruined though. Relena: I had a great time. Relena kissed Dekim on the cheek and walked inside. Dekim went back to the circus to watch the purple penguins.
Trowa: How was your date with Relena? Dekim: I had the worst time. I never want to go no another date again!
Back at Relena's place.
Heero: How was your date? Relena: The worst. Heero: Want to go on a date with me sometime? Relena: Heero? Heero: Yes? Relena: SHUT UP!!!!
The end