Disclamer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own the evil flea infested
monkey brains, and the evil purple penguins with Santa Clause. If you want
to use them, just ask.
Heero and Relena's Date
This is the sequel to Dekim and Relena's Date, just to let you know.
" What do you mean shut up Relena?" Heero asked shaking his head.
" Well, I did just get back from a horrible date, and I don't know if I want to go on another one." She replied.
" I will give it a day or two. Then I will come back and see what the answer is." Heero said.
Heero walked off, leaving Relena standing by herself. She walked inside her house a few minutes later to see Zechs sitting in front of the television like he always was.
" Zechs, why is it that every time I come home you are always sitting here in front of the television? Do you do this at mom and dad's?" Relena asked, slamming her things on the table.
" Not always, there is a big game tonight. I just have to watch it." Zechs replied.
Relena got so mad that she went and turned off the television. Then stood there with her arms crossed, and gave him the evilest look she could give.
" What was that for Relena?" Zechs yelled, getting up in a flash.
" I am not coming home to this mess anymore! Every night I come home and clean up after you, and quite frankly I am sick and tired of it! Now you are not leaving this living room until everything is spotless and back the way I had it yesterday!" Relena yelled, storming off into the next room.
Zechs stood there for a moment, then he began to do what his sister had told him to do. A few hours later he finished, then walked out the door. Relena heard the door slam, then went to see who it was.
" Zechs, I didn't mean to yell at you, please come back inside. I'm sorry, I just get so mad sometimes that I don't even know what I'm doing." Relena replied.
" I will be back later. I do accept your apology Relena. It wasn't your entire fault. I will be back later." Zechs said leaving.
Relena walked back inside then went straight to bed. The next morning, Relena woke up and walked into the living room. When she got there, she saw Zechs laying there sleeping. She decided not to wake him, but went to get dressed for the day. When she was finished, she walked out the door. When she got there Heero was waiting for her on the front porch.
" Heero, are you stalking me or something?" Relena asked.
" Actually, I'm not. I just came by to see how things were going, and if you thought about my question." Heero replied.
" Yes Heero, I have been thinking about your question, and my answer is yes." Relena answered.
" This is great. There's a parade downtown, and I wanted to see if I can take you there." Heero asked.
" That will be fine. How about, I will meet you here at 10:00." Relena said walking away.
" Okay 10:00 is great. I see you there!" Heero yelled after her.
Relena didn't say anything else; she just gave a wave. Heero walked to the Space Colonies to talk to Trowa.
" Hey Heero. What can I help you with?" Trowa asked.
" You will never guess what I just did?"
" You captured Wufei and let a bunch of evil purple penguins go, and they were controlled by Santa Clause?" Trowa asked.
" Do you get these ideas from Quatre?"
" No, I make them up myself. Let me guess, you asked out Relena again?"
" How did you guess?" Heero asked.
" I kind of figured. You just look so happy." Trowa replied.
" I have to go. Thanks for the chat!" Heero yelled running off.
10:00 came around, and Heero and Relena left for the parade. Right after they left Dekim came looking for Relena. When he rang the doorbell, Zechs answered the door.
" Hi, I'm looking for Relena?" Dekim asked.
" I'm sorry she isn't here. She just left with Heero. I think they went on a date." Zechs replied.
" That sorry [BLEEP]. He's going to pay for that!" Dekim yelled running off.
" Okay, that was strange." Zechs said, returning to his work.
Dekim got into his car, and drove around until he found them.
" Why are they going to a parade.. What's this? Are they holding hands? Oh, they are going to get it!" Dekim replied, as he got out of the car.
When he got out of the car, he reached for his cell phone, and called Santa Clause.
"Hello Santa Clause, I have a special mission for you. I would like for you to let loose the evil flea infested monkey brains, and whatever else you can find. Yes that's right, all of them. Thank you very much, bye." Dekim replied, hanging up. After Dekim hung up, he went and followed close to Heero and Relena. Santa Clause on the other hand was gathering all the evil purple penguins and whatever else he could find. After he gathered them, he called Dekim back.
" Dekim, I gathered them up like you asked. I understand that. What!? You want me to let them loose in the middle of the parade! You know how much chaos that would bring? I don't think that would be such a good idea. What! Why must you yell at me? I have feelings to you know. Okay I'll do it. I want to get paid for this. Okay I will discuss this later. Bye." Santa Clause replied hanging up.
" This is going to be the best thing I ever came up with!" Dekim said to himself.
While Dekim waited for Santa he sat there and watched them sit there and laugh.
" Do you like our date so far Relena?" Heero asked.
" Yes, it was certainly better than Dekim's date. What time does the parade start?" Relena replied.
" It should start in about 30 minutes. Do you want to get something to eat?" Heero asked, standing up.
" Sure." Relena said, as they began walking.
Dekim followed close behind them, because he had nothing better to do. Relena and Heero got in line in a food court and waited for their turn. When they got there, Heero ordered for both of them and waited until it was ready. When their chicken was done, they went to sit back down to eat. About 15 minutes later the parade started and Santa Clause arrived with all the purple penguins and the evil flea infested monkey brains, and the evil flea infested hummingbirds. (I also own the hummingbirds.)
" It's about time you showed up! I have been following them around forever!" Dekim yelled.
" Why in the world would you stalk them? Anyway, I have all the things you asked for. What should I do now? Santa asked.
" Let's let them loose." Dekim replied, opening all of the cages.
One by one, they came out and began to attack everyone at the parade. The hummingbirds began to hit people upside their heads, the purple penguins were trained to hit people with frying pans, and the monkey brains were trained to explode and come back together when they wanted to.
" What's going on Heero?" Relena asked, in a scared voice.
" I don't know, let's get out of here!" Heero replied.
" It worked. VICTORY is mine!!!!!" Dekim screamed.
" That was terrible. What an awful thing to do. I don't think that was meant to happen. I am going home, and I am never coming out of my house again!" Relena yelled, storming off without Heero.
" Relena come back!" Heero yelled.
" Bye Heero, I guess that this is good-bye forever. I hate going out with guys! I never want to hear the words let's go out again!" Relena yelled back.
The end
Heero and Relena's Date
This is the sequel to Dekim and Relena's Date, just to let you know.
" What do you mean shut up Relena?" Heero asked shaking his head.
" Well, I did just get back from a horrible date, and I don't know if I want to go on another one." She replied.
" I will give it a day or two. Then I will come back and see what the answer is." Heero said.
Heero walked off, leaving Relena standing by herself. She walked inside her house a few minutes later to see Zechs sitting in front of the television like he always was.
" Zechs, why is it that every time I come home you are always sitting here in front of the television? Do you do this at mom and dad's?" Relena asked, slamming her things on the table.
" Not always, there is a big game tonight. I just have to watch it." Zechs replied.
Relena got so mad that she went and turned off the television. Then stood there with her arms crossed, and gave him the evilest look she could give.
" What was that for Relena?" Zechs yelled, getting up in a flash.
" I am not coming home to this mess anymore! Every night I come home and clean up after you, and quite frankly I am sick and tired of it! Now you are not leaving this living room until everything is spotless and back the way I had it yesterday!" Relena yelled, storming off into the next room.
Zechs stood there for a moment, then he began to do what his sister had told him to do. A few hours later he finished, then walked out the door. Relena heard the door slam, then went to see who it was.
" Zechs, I didn't mean to yell at you, please come back inside. I'm sorry, I just get so mad sometimes that I don't even know what I'm doing." Relena replied.
" I will be back later. I do accept your apology Relena. It wasn't your entire fault. I will be back later." Zechs said leaving.
Relena walked back inside then went straight to bed. The next morning, Relena woke up and walked into the living room. When she got there, she saw Zechs laying there sleeping. She decided not to wake him, but went to get dressed for the day. When she was finished, she walked out the door. When she got there Heero was waiting for her on the front porch.
" Heero, are you stalking me or something?" Relena asked.
" Actually, I'm not. I just came by to see how things were going, and if you thought about my question." Heero replied.
" Yes Heero, I have been thinking about your question, and my answer is yes." Relena answered.
" This is great. There's a parade downtown, and I wanted to see if I can take you there." Heero asked.
" That will be fine. How about, I will meet you here at 10:00." Relena said walking away.
" Okay 10:00 is great. I see you there!" Heero yelled after her.
Relena didn't say anything else; she just gave a wave. Heero walked to the Space Colonies to talk to Trowa.
" Hey Heero. What can I help you with?" Trowa asked.
" You will never guess what I just did?"
" You captured Wufei and let a bunch of evil purple penguins go, and they were controlled by Santa Clause?" Trowa asked.
" Do you get these ideas from Quatre?"
" No, I make them up myself. Let me guess, you asked out Relena again?"
" How did you guess?" Heero asked.
" I kind of figured. You just look so happy." Trowa replied.
" I have to go. Thanks for the chat!" Heero yelled running off.
10:00 came around, and Heero and Relena left for the parade. Right after they left Dekim came looking for Relena. When he rang the doorbell, Zechs answered the door.
" Hi, I'm looking for Relena?" Dekim asked.
" I'm sorry she isn't here. She just left with Heero. I think they went on a date." Zechs replied.
" That sorry [BLEEP]. He's going to pay for that!" Dekim yelled running off.
" Okay, that was strange." Zechs said, returning to his work.
Dekim got into his car, and drove around until he found them.
" Why are they going to a parade.. What's this? Are they holding hands? Oh, they are going to get it!" Dekim replied, as he got out of the car.
When he got out of the car, he reached for his cell phone, and called Santa Clause.
"Hello Santa Clause, I have a special mission for you. I would like for you to let loose the evil flea infested monkey brains, and whatever else you can find. Yes that's right, all of them. Thank you very much, bye." Dekim replied, hanging up. After Dekim hung up, he went and followed close to Heero and Relena. Santa Clause on the other hand was gathering all the evil purple penguins and whatever else he could find. After he gathered them, he called Dekim back.
" Dekim, I gathered them up like you asked. I understand that. What!? You want me to let them loose in the middle of the parade! You know how much chaos that would bring? I don't think that would be such a good idea. What! Why must you yell at me? I have feelings to you know. Okay I'll do it. I want to get paid for this. Okay I will discuss this later. Bye." Santa Clause replied hanging up.
" This is going to be the best thing I ever came up with!" Dekim said to himself.
While Dekim waited for Santa he sat there and watched them sit there and laugh.
" Do you like our date so far Relena?" Heero asked.
" Yes, it was certainly better than Dekim's date. What time does the parade start?" Relena replied.
" It should start in about 30 minutes. Do you want to get something to eat?" Heero asked, standing up.
" Sure." Relena said, as they began walking.
Dekim followed close behind them, because he had nothing better to do. Relena and Heero got in line in a food court and waited for their turn. When they got there, Heero ordered for both of them and waited until it was ready. When their chicken was done, they went to sit back down to eat. About 15 minutes later the parade started and Santa Clause arrived with all the purple penguins and the evil flea infested monkey brains, and the evil flea infested hummingbirds. (I also own the hummingbirds.)
" It's about time you showed up! I have been following them around forever!" Dekim yelled.
" Why in the world would you stalk them? Anyway, I have all the things you asked for. What should I do now? Santa asked.
" Let's let them loose." Dekim replied, opening all of the cages.
One by one, they came out and began to attack everyone at the parade. The hummingbirds began to hit people upside their heads, the purple penguins were trained to hit people with frying pans, and the monkey brains were trained to explode and come back together when they wanted to.
" What's going on Heero?" Relena asked, in a scared voice.
" I don't know, let's get out of here!" Heero replied.
" It worked. VICTORY is mine!!!!!" Dekim screamed.
" That was terrible. What an awful thing to do. I don't think that was meant to happen. I am going home, and I am never coming out of my house again!" Relena yelled, storming off without Heero.
" Relena come back!" Heero yelled.
" Bye Heero, I guess that this is good-bye forever. I hate going out with guys! I never want to hear the words let's go out again!" Relena yelled back.
The end