Elmo vs. the Z warriors!
Who will win?
A.N.:I own no one in this fic, if you didn't know that you're a dumb ass.
CHAPTER 0NE
Little kids all over America stare at his red face. The loveable catchphrases made people smile with innocents. But this was not an innocent muppet. In fact he was their leader. Killing off kermit, he stood at a mighty 3'0. No one dared question his might, for his unholy power would kill anyone.
Although his now growing childish mind came with the idea of Elmo's playhouse, so he could get even more time with the children, he recently did some thinking to the up coming holiday. What toy could bring him an even longer shelf life, and appeal to a vaster audience?
His red lips curled into a demonic smile.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, and fair muppets." He said with a false high voice. "I have come up with the perfect scheme for the holidays. To keep me…I mean Seasame Street more popular with the kids. But the fucks in PBS have given a Quo to the amount of toys pushed to the marketers. Simply put, my plan has two phases.
He got in close, and told the people his evil plan. With a dark glint he laughed at the final sentence.
"I dunno." said a voice. "You got it right before you rat, but this ain't tickle me, material. What you're saying is suicide.
Elmo looked up and hobbed over to the gigantic figure. His back beady eyes looked for a weakness. But he knew he was no match. For Big Bird.
"Your right Big Burd." He said in his cuddly voice. But when we need the opinion of a fat rat bitch with wings. I'll call ya. Now Elmo must prepare. I want no one, not even you Bird, to get in my way. You see what I did to my mother. I will kill you, if you make a mistake." Said the impish figure.
Before leaving, he turned and smiled and said "Elmo Wuv you all!" In his fake syrupy voice.
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Trunks and Goten were out side practicing new fighting techniques. At fifteen and fourteen, their minds were stuck on girls, not evil puppets. As sun began to set behind some clouds, and the wind began to pick up, they decided to call it quits.
As they walked into Capsule Corp. they saw Pan and Bra watch PBS almost religious like.
"Pan, be ready to go in an hour, I promised to send you back to your pops by then." Goten said wiping his forehead.
She turned with huge emotionless eyes and a wide grin on her face.
"Fuck Off."
Goten stopped. Trunks looked at him stifling laughter. Drawing the towel from his head he looked at her and said, "What?"
Suddenly Pan began to shake, and fell in a heap. Gurgling up spit, she wiggled like a worm. Bra looked over at her, in horror as she began to do the same.
They stopped moving. Their breath was short and raspy. They began to say something, but it was inaudible.
"Trunks, what the hell just happened?" Said Goten tilting his head.
"I dunno but they seem to be saying something.
The boys crept closer. As they knelt down towards the girls they heard it grow louder.
"Falatio?" said Goten out loud. Trunks smacked him, and told him to shut up.
"They're saying Elmo. And look." He pointed to the T.V. as the red muppet began to laugh.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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