LOGAN
ISSUE 5
"LOGAN TAKES IT EASY" (PART TWO OF TWO)
LOGAN
So who the hell took the girl?
REMY
Lestat.
LOGAN
Well let's go find him.
REMY
Not that easy friend.
Logan starts off down the same path as the kidnapers.
REMY
Wait up.
Remy runs after him.
INT. BAR - DAY.
Logan and Remy walk in.
REMY
Back room.
Remy and Logan walk up to a door w/ a big man standing in front of it.
MAN
Where do you think your going?
REMY
Fuck off Mickey.
The man steps aside and lets them in.
A group of men are sitting around a table playing poker. The room is filled w/ smoke.
REMY
Louis old friend.
LOUIS
Remy, haven't seen you in a coons age.
REMY
Need to know something.
LOUIS
What?
REMY
We step outside and talk.
LOUIS
All right.
EXT. OUTSIDE.
LOUIS
What is Remy?
REMY
I'm looking for Lestat.
INT. BAR - SAME TIME.
GUY
So what's your deal sweat thing?
The guy is touching Logan's shoulder.
LOGAN
I ain't gay bub.
GUY
Maybe you just don't know yet.
LOGAN
I ain't gay!!
GUY
Come on let me show you a good time.
LOGAN
I ain't gay!!!!!!!
Logan stabs him in the chest w/ his claws.
MAN
Holly shit he's a mutant!!!!!
A fight breaks out and Logan kills everyone in the bar. Remy and Louis run in.
LOUIS
What the fuck ? What happed here ?
LOGAN
The fag wouldn't leave me alone.
LOUIS
So you killed everyone.
LOGAN
Seems that way.
REMY
We'll be going now.
Logan and Remy walk out the bar and down the street.
REMY
You killed everybody in the bar. Why?
LOGAN
Just the way I am.
REMY
What dose that mean ?
LOGAN
So where's the girl ?
REMY
We got one more place to go.
EXT. BAR. - DAY
Logan and Remy are standing outside the bar.
REMY
I think it be best if stay out here.
LOGAN
Why ?
REMY
We don't need no more dead bodies.
LOGAN
Fine.
Remy walks into the bar.
INT. BAR - SAME TIME.
Remy walks up to the bartender.
REMY
Where's Johnny?
BARTENDER
Don't know what your talking about.
REMY
Don't give me this shit. Tell me where Johnny is now!!!
BARTENDER
Don't know what your talking about.
Remy pulls out a deck of cards and starts to shuffle them.
REMY
You like card tricks ?
BARTENDER
What ?
REMY
You like card tricks. I got one that blow your mind.
Remy takes the top card it starts to glow. Remy tosses the card at the back wall of the bar and it blows out.
BARTENDER
Holly shit.
Remy start tosses the glowing cards everywhere. When he is done most of the people had already ran out of the bar.
REMY
So where's Johnny ?
EXT. STREET - DAY.
LOGAN
So where is she ?
REMY
We go in here now.
Remy points up at a big old building.
LOGAN
What's in there.
REMY
Someone who maybe help.
LOGAN
He better help.
They walk into the building and walk up the stairs till they come to a door. Remy knocks after a few minutes a man opens the door.
MAN
Yeah what ?
REMY
Johnny you not an easy man to find.
JOHNNY
Remy?
REMY
I'm looking for a young girl.
JOHNNY
I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.
REMY
It not like that. I need to know where Lestat would have taking her.
JOHNNY
How you know Lestat got her ?
REMY
He try to take her from me last night.
JOHNNY
How old is she ?
REMY
Thirteen.
JOHNNY
I say he take her to his studio to make a little movie.
REMY
Where that at ?
EXT. DOWNTOWN IN FRONT OF AN OLD BUILDING. - EVENING.
REMY
So we go in here and get the girl.
LOGAN
Right.
Logan's claws come shooting out and Remy pulls a deck of cards from his pocket. They kick the door down and see seven men standing around the young girl.
LOGAN
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Logan runs at the men they turn around and a few start to shoot at him. Remy starts tossing cards. Logan starts to cut the men into pieces. Blood is everywhere. One man's head explodes when one of the cards hits him. Remy sees Lestat and runs after him Logan stands around blood and body parts everywhere. He walks over to a bed where Jubilee is tied up she has been striped of her clothes. Logan unties her she seems to be drugged Logan tosses her, her clothes and she starts to get dressed.
EXT. PARKING LOT. - SAME TIME.
REMY
Lestat where you think you going ?
LESTAT
Get away from me you freak.
REMY
You sick bastered. She thirteen years old.
LESTAT
Get away from me!!!
REMY
I'm going to make you hurt. Real bad.
INT. BUILDING. - SAME TIME.
Logan and Jubilee are standing there Jubilee is dressed now. Then they hear a loud scream.
LESTAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
JUBILEE
Where's Remy ?
LOGAN
He'll be right back.
A few minutes later Remy walks in.
JUBILEE
Remy!!!!!
Jubilee runs over and give him a hug.
JUBILEE
I missed you.
REMY
I missed you too petite.
Logan starts to leave.
JUBILEE
Where are you going ?
LOGAN
I got a lot to take care of.
JUBILEE
Let us come w/ you. We can help.
LOGAN
I don't think so.
REMY
We don't need to go w/ him we be fine here by are selves.
LOGAN
You know what I think you should come w/ me.
JUBILEE
Really!!
LOGAN
Yeah, you need someone to take care of you.
REMY
Wait I take good care of her.
LOGAN
Yeah real good care. Come one lets go.
Logan and Jubilee start to walk out.
REMY
Wait up!
Remy runs after them.
NEXT ISSUE.
" THE BROTHERHOOD."
YOU ARE WATCHING MOJO VISION.
NARRATOR
Hey kids it's that time again for your bestest friend Morph and Howard the duck.
MORPH
Hi boys and girls.
KIDS
Hi Morph.!!
Morph have you kids seen Howard. I can't find him anywhere.
Morph turns in to a question mark.
HOWARD
Here I am.
Morph turns back.
MORPH
Where did you go ?
HOWARD
I was talking to my new friend backstage.
MORPH
And who is your new best friend ?
HOWARD
Can I bring him out ?
MORPH
Sure.
HOWARD
Come on out.
A tall man all in black walks out.
HOWARD
This is my new friend Black Panther.
MORPH
Hi Black Panther.
HOWARD
He's a little upset.
MORPH
Whys that ?
BLACK PANTHER
Whitey keep holding me down.
MORPH
Why would he do something like that.
BLACK PANTHER
Because whitey is dirty mother fucker.
MORPH
That's not a nice way to talk about someone.
HOWARD
Who is this Whitey ?
BLACK PANTHER
It's him!!!
He points at Morph.
MORPH
Huh?
BLACK PANTHER
I'll see you hell you white ass mother fucker.
MORPH
Huh ?
Black Panther punches Morph and then jumps on him and beats the hell out of him.
NARRATOR
That's all the time we have today kids see you next time.
Mojo would like to apologies for the last episode of Morph and Howard the duck. Mojo would also like to say the Black Panther dose not represent this network in anyway. Now stay tuned for "Iron Chef USA"
ISSUE 5
"LOGAN TAKES IT EASY" (PART TWO OF TWO)
LOGAN
So who the hell took the girl?
REMY
Lestat.
LOGAN
Well let's go find him.
REMY
Not that easy friend.
Logan starts off down the same path as the kidnapers.
REMY
Wait up.
Remy runs after him.
INT. BAR - DAY.
Logan and Remy walk in.
REMY
Back room.
Remy and Logan walk up to a door w/ a big man standing in front of it.
MAN
Where do you think your going?
REMY
Fuck off Mickey.
The man steps aside and lets them in.
A group of men are sitting around a table playing poker. The room is filled w/ smoke.
REMY
Louis old friend.
LOUIS
Remy, haven't seen you in a coons age.
REMY
Need to know something.
LOUIS
What?
REMY
We step outside and talk.
LOUIS
All right.
EXT. OUTSIDE.
LOUIS
What is Remy?
REMY
I'm looking for Lestat.
INT. BAR - SAME TIME.
GUY
So what's your deal sweat thing?
The guy is touching Logan's shoulder.
LOGAN
I ain't gay bub.
GUY
Maybe you just don't know yet.
LOGAN
I ain't gay!!
GUY
Come on let me show you a good time.
LOGAN
I ain't gay!!!!!!!
Logan stabs him in the chest w/ his claws.
MAN
Holly shit he's a mutant!!!!!
A fight breaks out and Logan kills everyone in the bar. Remy and Louis run in.
LOUIS
What the fuck ? What happed here ?
LOGAN
The fag wouldn't leave me alone.
LOUIS
So you killed everyone.
LOGAN
Seems that way.
REMY
We'll be going now.
Logan and Remy walk out the bar and down the street.
REMY
You killed everybody in the bar. Why?
LOGAN
Just the way I am.
REMY
What dose that mean ?
LOGAN
So where's the girl ?
REMY
We got one more place to go.
EXT. BAR. - DAY
Logan and Remy are standing outside the bar.
REMY
I think it be best if stay out here.
LOGAN
Why ?
REMY
We don't need no more dead bodies.
LOGAN
Fine.
Remy walks into the bar.
INT. BAR - SAME TIME.
Remy walks up to the bartender.
REMY
Where's Johnny?
BARTENDER
Don't know what your talking about.
REMY
Don't give me this shit. Tell me where Johnny is now!!!
BARTENDER
Don't know what your talking about.
Remy pulls out a deck of cards and starts to shuffle them.
REMY
You like card tricks ?
BARTENDER
What ?
REMY
You like card tricks. I got one that blow your mind.
Remy takes the top card it starts to glow. Remy tosses the card at the back wall of the bar and it blows out.
BARTENDER
Holly shit.
Remy start tosses the glowing cards everywhere. When he is done most of the people had already ran out of the bar.
REMY
So where's Johnny ?
EXT. STREET - DAY.
LOGAN
So where is she ?
REMY
We go in here now.
Remy points up at a big old building.
LOGAN
What's in there.
REMY
Someone who maybe help.
LOGAN
He better help.
They walk into the building and walk up the stairs till they come to a door. Remy knocks after a few minutes a man opens the door.
MAN
Yeah what ?
REMY
Johnny you not an easy man to find.
JOHNNY
Remy?
REMY
I'm looking for a young girl.
JOHNNY
I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.
REMY
It not like that. I need to know where Lestat would have taking her.
JOHNNY
How you know Lestat got her ?
REMY
He try to take her from me last night.
JOHNNY
How old is she ?
REMY
Thirteen.
JOHNNY
I say he take her to his studio to make a little movie.
REMY
Where that at ?
EXT. DOWNTOWN IN FRONT OF AN OLD BUILDING. - EVENING.
REMY
So we go in here and get the girl.
LOGAN
Right.
Logan's claws come shooting out and Remy pulls a deck of cards from his pocket. They kick the door down and see seven men standing around the young girl.
LOGAN
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Logan runs at the men they turn around and a few start to shoot at him. Remy starts tossing cards. Logan starts to cut the men into pieces. Blood is everywhere. One man's head explodes when one of the cards hits him. Remy sees Lestat and runs after him Logan stands around blood and body parts everywhere. He walks over to a bed where Jubilee is tied up she has been striped of her clothes. Logan unties her she seems to be drugged Logan tosses her, her clothes and she starts to get dressed.
EXT. PARKING LOT. - SAME TIME.
REMY
Lestat where you think you going ?
LESTAT
Get away from me you freak.
REMY
You sick bastered. She thirteen years old.
LESTAT
Get away from me!!!
REMY
I'm going to make you hurt. Real bad.
INT. BUILDING. - SAME TIME.
Logan and Jubilee are standing there Jubilee is dressed now. Then they hear a loud scream.
LESTAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
JUBILEE
Where's Remy ?
LOGAN
He'll be right back.
A few minutes later Remy walks in.
JUBILEE
Remy!!!!!
Jubilee runs over and give him a hug.
JUBILEE
I missed you.
REMY
I missed you too petite.
Logan starts to leave.
JUBILEE
Where are you going ?
LOGAN
I got a lot to take care of.
JUBILEE
Let us come w/ you. We can help.
LOGAN
I don't think so.
REMY
We don't need to go w/ him we be fine here by are selves.
LOGAN
You know what I think you should come w/ me.
JUBILEE
Really!!
LOGAN
Yeah, you need someone to take care of you.
REMY
Wait I take good care of her.
LOGAN
Yeah real good care. Come one lets go.
Logan and Jubilee start to walk out.
REMY
Wait up!
Remy runs after them.
NEXT ISSUE.
" THE BROTHERHOOD."
YOU ARE WATCHING MOJO VISION.
NARRATOR
Hey kids it's that time again for your bestest friend Morph and Howard the duck.
MORPH
Hi boys and girls.
KIDS
Hi Morph.!!
Morph have you kids seen Howard. I can't find him anywhere.
Morph turns in to a question mark.
HOWARD
Here I am.
Morph turns back.
MORPH
Where did you go ?
HOWARD
I was talking to my new friend backstage.
MORPH
And who is your new best friend ?
HOWARD
Can I bring him out ?
MORPH
Sure.
HOWARD
Come on out.
A tall man all in black walks out.
HOWARD
This is my new friend Black Panther.
MORPH
Hi Black Panther.
HOWARD
He's a little upset.
MORPH
Whys that ?
BLACK PANTHER
Whitey keep holding me down.
MORPH
Why would he do something like that.
BLACK PANTHER
Because whitey is dirty mother fucker.
MORPH
That's not a nice way to talk about someone.
HOWARD
Who is this Whitey ?
BLACK PANTHER
It's him!!!
He points at Morph.
MORPH
Huh?
BLACK PANTHER
I'll see you hell you white ass mother fucker.
MORPH
Huh ?
Black Panther punches Morph and then jumps on him and beats the hell out of him.
NARRATOR
That's all the time we have today kids see you next time.
Mojo would like to apologies for the last episode of Morph and Howard the duck. Mojo would also like to say the Black Panther dose not represent this network in anyway. Now stay tuned for "Iron Chef USA"