LOGAN
INT. OLD ROAD. - NIGHT.
A big eighteen wheeler is driving along when out of nowhere a man steps in front of the truck. The truck driver tries to stop but it's to late he hits the man. The man is not hurt at all but the truck is destroyed. Another man walks out of the woods.
QUICKSILVER
Good work Blob. Alright boys unload the truck.
ISSUE 6
"THE BROTHERHOOD."
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD. - DAY.
An old white van is driving down the road.
INT. VAN. - SAME TIME.
REMY
Isn't it beautiful petite ?
JUBILEE
Yes it's beautiful
LOGAN
Anyone getting hungry ?
JUBILEE
Yeah.
The van pulls into a diner parking lot.
INT. S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ. - DAY.
Nick Fury is standing in front of a big screen w/ a man's face on it.
MAN
Fury!
NICK FURY
Yes sir.
MAN
Why haven't you caught Wolverine ?!
NICK FURY
I'm working on it sir.
MAN
Look we need Wolverine back!
NICK FURY
I know sir. I'm doing my best.
MAN
I'll be checking in w/ you in two days. Got it ?
NICK FURY
Yes sir.
The screen turns off an agent walks in.
AGENT
Sir there's someone here to see you.
NICK FURY
Send them in.
EXT. BROTHERHOOD HQ. - DAY.
MASTERMIND
Magneto, sir we've located the one called Wolverine.
MAGNETO
Good, bring him to me.
INT. DINER. - DAY.
Logan Remy and Jubilee are sitting at a table eating their food. The waitress walks over to their table.
WAITRESS
Can I get you anything else ?
JUBILEE
Can I have a piece of pie ?
WAITRESS
Sure thing.
The waitress walks back to the kitchen a few minutes later the waitress come back w/ Jubilee's pie.
WAITRESS
Anything else ?
LOGAN
No.
WAITRESS
Alright then here is your check.
LOGAN
Lets go.
REMY
Not paying ?
LOGAN
No money.
The three get up and start to walk out when a explosion of fire comes through the front door. Quicksilver, Toad, blob and Fever Pitch walk into the dine.
QUICKSILVER
There he is boys. Get him!
Toad jumps up into the air, Remy tosses a card it hits Toad and blows him back. Fever Pitch shoots a blast of fire Logan jumps over the counter. Logan jumps over the counter and runs at The Brotherhood Fever pitch shoots another blast of fire right at Logan.
QUICKSILVER
Careful ! We don't want to kill him ?
LOGAN
That's funny.
QUICKSILVER
Huh ?
Logan slashes his claws across Fever Pitch's chest then he kicks toad through a glass window out into the parking lot. Logan turns and Blob punches him right in the face, Logan goes down Jubilee shoots a blast from her hands hitting the Blob but it has no effect.
BLOB
Ha Ha Ha Ha
The Blob picks up Logan and walks out the door w/ the rest of the Brotherhood. Remy and Jubilee run after them.
EXT. PARKING LOT. - SAME TIME.
Remy and Jubilee come running out the door. Remy starts tosses his card they are blowing up everywhere. The Brotherhood climb into a eighteen wheeler and starting to drive away when Jubilee shoots the back tires w/ a blast from her hands. The tires fall off and the truck crashes into a tree. Quicksilver steps out holding a baseball bat. He runs so fast no one can see what he's doing so Remy had no chance of getting out of the way. Quicksilver bashes Remy in the head knocking him out.
QUICKSILVER
None. Hey little girl.
JUBILEE
Stay away from me !
Jubilee shoots him w/ a blast he goes flying back. Toad steps out of the truck.
TOAD
Hey quick what's going on ?
Just then the Blob comes flying through the side of the giant eighteen wheeler. Fever Pitch follows and then Logan jumps out and goes to cut Toad in half but Toad jumps back just in time.
JUBILEE
Come on Logan! Come on lets go!
Logan runs back to the parking lot where their van was parked. When they get there Quicksilver is waiting for them.
LOGAN
Alright bub, lets rock.
QUICKSILVER
I'm to fast for you old man.
Quicksilver runs at Logan w/ the baseball bat he cracks Logan's ribs Remy and Jubilee try to help but Toad comes up from behind and grab them w/ his tongue Quicksilver is about to bash Logan's head in when a group of sentinels arrive.
SENTINEL 1
Illegal mutants stop where you are.
QUICKSILVER
Huh ?
One of the sentinels catches Quicksilver in a net he shoots from his hand. Toad lets Remy and Jubilee go as he attacks the sentinels trying to free his team mate. Logan Remy and Jubilee make it to their van and drive off as the Brotherhood fight the sentinels.
INT. S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ. - DAY.
Nick Fury is standing in a room talking to somebody. We can not see who he is speaking to.
NICK FURY
Your past isn't the greatest. We have stuff here to put you away forever. You have escaped many times I had them bring you here from the S.H.I.E.L.D prison because I need your help. I can make sure you walk away from this free as a bird. What do you say ?
The person Nick Fury is talking to turns around and we can now see who it is.
ELEKTRA
I'll do it.
NEXT ISSUE.
"DON'T SAI."
YOU ARE WATCHING MOJO VISION.
NARRATOR
Hey kids you know what time it is ?!
KIDS
It's Morph and Howard the duck time!!!!
NARRATOR
That's right!!! And here they are.
MORPH
Hey kids. Nice to see you all again.
Morph turns into an eyeball.
HOWARD
Hey Morph look what I can do.
Howard sticks a coin up his nose.
MORPH
No Howard don't things up you nose.
HOWARD
Why not.
MORPH
Let me tell you and all the kids here and at home a little story.
HOWARD
I love stories.
MORPH
When I was younger maybe about eight or so. I was sitting in front of my house and a strange man came up to me. He said he would give me a coin if he could touch me. When I told my Mother and Father what happed they told me that it was wrong the man was sick and my mother told me he was the devil!!
HOWARD
Wow Morph, I don't get it.
MORPH
Coins are works of the devil and we should all burn coins and kill them because there just so evil.
HOWARD
Wow Morph I had know idea coins were so evil.
MORPH
Yup almost as evil as Wings.
HOWARD
You mean the great TV show Wings ?
MORPH
That's the one. Well kids that's all the time we have today Bye, Bye
HOWARD
Bye kids.
NARRATOR
Well kids see you next time. Bye, Bye.
EXT. HELL.
The devil is watching Morph and Howard the duck.
HOWARD
I had no idea coins were so evil.
DEVIL
Coins works of me Ha where do they get this stuff.
MORPH
Almost as evil as Wings.
DEVIL
Ha Ha.. Wait a minute
The Devil picks up a phone.
DEVIL
They know about Wings. You win this round Morph but tomorrow is another day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -ding- mmmmmmmmm my hot pockets are done.
"If you like what you just read please read any of my other stories."
INT. OLD ROAD. - NIGHT.
A big eighteen wheeler is driving along when out of nowhere a man steps in front of the truck. The truck driver tries to stop but it's to late he hits the man. The man is not hurt at all but the truck is destroyed. Another man walks out of the woods.
QUICKSILVER
Good work Blob. Alright boys unload the truck.
ISSUE 6
"THE BROTHERHOOD."
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD. - DAY.
An old white van is driving down the road.
INT. VAN. - SAME TIME.
REMY
Isn't it beautiful petite ?
JUBILEE
Yes it's beautiful
LOGAN
Anyone getting hungry ?
JUBILEE
Yeah.
The van pulls into a diner parking lot.
INT. S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ. - DAY.
Nick Fury is standing in front of a big screen w/ a man's face on it.
MAN
Fury!
NICK FURY
Yes sir.
MAN
Why haven't you caught Wolverine ?!
NICK FURY
I'm working on it sir.
MAN
Look we need Wolverine back!
NICK FURY
I know sir. I'm doing my best.
MAN
I'll be checking in w/ you in two days. Got it ?
NICK FURY
Yes sir.
The screen turns off an agent walks in.
AGENT
Sir there's someone here to see you.
NICK FURY
Send them in.
EXT. BROTHERHOOD HQ. - DAY.
MASTERMIND
Magneto, sir we've located the one called Wolverine.
MAGNETO
Good, bring him to me.
INT. DINER. - DAY.
Logan Remy and Jubilee are sitting at a table eating their food. The waitress walks over to their table.
WAITRESS
Can I get you anything else ?
JUBILEE
Can I have a piece of pie ?
WAITRESS
Sure thing.
The waitress walks back to the kitchen a few minutes later the waitress come back w/ Jubilee's pie.
WAITRESS
Anything else ?
LOGAN
No.
WAITRESS
Alright then here is your check.
LOGAN
Lets go.
REMY
Not paying ?
LOGAN
No money.
The three get up and start to walk out when a explosion of fire comes through the front door. Quicksilver, Toad, blob and Fever Pitch walk into the dine.
QUICKSILVER
There he is boys. Get him!
Toad jumps up into the air, Remy tosses a card it hits Toad and blows him back. Fever Pitch shoots a blast of fire Logan jumps over the counter. Logan jumps over the counter and runs at The Brotherhood Fever pitch shoots another blast of fire right at Logan.
QUICKSILVER
Careful ! We don't want to kill him ?
LOGAN
That's funny.
QUICKSILVER
Huh ?
Logan slashes his claws across Fever Pitch's chest then he kicks toad through a glass window out into the parking lot. Logan turns and Blob punches him right in the face, Logan goes down Jubilee shoots a blast from her hands hitting the Blob but it has no effect.
BLOB
Ha Ha Ha Ha
The Blob picks up Logan and walks out the door w/ the rest of the Brotherhood. Remy and Jubilee run after them.
EXT. PARKING LOT. - SAME TIME.
Remy and Jubilee come running out the door. Remy starts tosses his card they are blowing up everywhere. The Brotherhood climb into a eighteen wheeler and starting to drive away when Jubilee shoots the back tires w/ a blast from her hands. The tires fall off and the truck crashes into a tree. Quicksilver steps out holding a baseball bat. He runs so fast no one can see what he's doing so Remy had no chance of getting out of the way. Quicksilver bashes Remy in the head knocking him out.
QUICKSILVER
None. Hey little girl.
JUBILEE
Stay away from me !
Jubilee shoots him w/ a blast he goes flying back. Toad steps out of the truck.
TOAD
Hey quick what's going on ?
Just then the Blob comes flying through the side of the giant eighteen wheeler. Fever Pitch follows and then Logan jumps out and goes to cut Toad in half but Toad jumps back just in time.
JUBILEE
Come on Logan! Come on lets go!
Logan runs back to the parking lot where their van was parked. When they get there Quicksilver is waiting for them.
LOGAN
Alright bub, lets rock.
QUICKSILVER
I'm to fast for you old man.
Quicksilver runs at Logan w/ the baseball bat he cracks Logan's ribs Remy and Jubilee try to help but Toad comes up from behind and grab them w/ his tongue Quicksilver is about to bash Logan's head in when a group of sentinels arrive.
SENTINEL 1
Illegal mutants stop where you are.
QUICKSILVER
Huh ?
One of the sentinels catches Quicksilver in a net he shoots from his hand. Toad lets Remy and Jubilee go as he attacks the sentinels trying to free his team mate. Logan Remy and Jubilee make it to their van and drive off as the Brotherhood fight the sentinels.
INT. S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ. - DAY.
Nick Fury is standing in a room talking to somebody. We can not see who he is speaking to.
NICK FURY
Your past isn't the greatest. We have stuff here to put you away forever. You have escaped many times I had them bring you here from the S.H.I.E.L.D prison because I need your help. I can make sure you walk away from this free as a bird. What do you say ?
The person Nick Fury is talking to turns around and we can now see who it is.
ELEKTRA
I'll do it.
NEXT ISSUE.
"DON'T SAI."
YOU ARE WATCHING MOJO VISION.
NARRATOR
Hey kids you know what time it is ?!
KIDS
It's Morph and Howard the duck time!!!!
NARRATOR
That's right!!! And here they are.
MORPH
Hey kids. Nice to see you all again.
Morph turns into an eyeball.
HOWARD
Hey Morph look what I can do.
Howard sticks a coin up his nose.
MORPH
No Howard don't things up you nose.
HOWARD
Why not.
MORPH
Let me tell you and all the kids here and at home a little story.
HOWARD
I love stories.
MORPH
When I was younger maybe about eight or so. I was sitting in front of my house and a strange man came up to me. He said he would give me a coin if he could touch me. When I told my Mother and Father what happed they told me that it was wrong the man was sick and my mother told me he was the devil!!
HOWARD
Wow Morph, I don't get it.
MORPH
Coins are works of the devil and we should all burn coins and kill them because there just so evil.
HOWARD
Wow Morph I had know idea coins were so evil.
MORPH
Yup almost as evil as Wings.
HOWARD
You mean the great TV show Wings ?
MORPH
That's the one. Well kids that's all the time we have today Bye, Bye
HOWARD
Bye kids.
NARRATOR
Well kids see you next time. Bye, Bye.
EXT. HELL.
The devil is watching Morph and Howard the duck.
HOWARD
I had no idea coins were so evil.
DEVIL
Coins works of me Ha where do they get this stuff.
MORPH
Almost as evil as Wings.
DEVIL
Ha Ha.. Wait a minute
The Devil picks up a phone.
DEVIL
They know about Wings. You win this round Morph but tomorrow is another day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -ding- mmmmmmmmm my hot pockets are done.
"If you like what you just read please read any of my other stories."