Kyoté Moon: Greetings all, this is my first fic so please be kind. This story takes place after the duelist kingdom during Battle City. It's late October, nearing Halloween and the YGO gang has been invited to a party at an abandoned supposedly haunted house.

Bakura: You don't really believe in ghosts, do you?

Kyoté Moon: Well at least I don't still sleep with a teddy bear.

Malik: You sleep with a teddy bear? (Bursts out laughing and rolling on the floor.)

Bakura: That's a lot for someone who still has his baby blankie.

Everyone in the world comes over to Malik and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha!"

Malik: Hey, that wasn't nice! (Summons Yami Malik)

Yami Bakura appears because, well, he feels like it.

Yami Bakura: What are you going to do about it?

Y. Malik: Shadow Game!

Y. Bakura: You're on!

The two go into the shadow realm.

Bakura: Well that was random.

Kyoté Moon: Hope that doesn't last to long, they're practically the stars.

Bakura: What! I thought I was the star? I'm you favorite!

Kyoté Moon: So? Trust me, you don't want to be the star. Think of this as getting an eye for an eye.

Bakura: "Goes into little anime sad world." Did you have to say "eye"?

Kyoté Moon: Whoops, sorry. Forgot about that. Hey, where is everybody?

"Knock on door"

Yugi comes in wearing a little pumpkin costume.

Yugi: Trick or treat! Aah! What are you guys doing here?!

Kyoté Moon: Ha! That's your costume!

Everyone in the world comes over to Yugi and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha!"

Yugi goes into little sad world, too.

Kyoté Moon: Oh, great. Now I got two of them. Where is everybody anyway?

Yugi: They said they weren't coming because you always have crappy candy.

Kyoté Moon: Oh, really.

Lays out assortment of delicious looking candies, which happens to spell "I do not own Yugioh"

Kyoté Moon: Up for grabs! That will bring them here.

"Sounds of thunder as cast and thousands of little children come running."

"Slams door shut and runs away"

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{Come, Bakura. It is time.}

Bakura: Time? For what?

{Time for you to go.}

Bakura: Go where? Who are you? What's going on?

Bakura acted more panicked as the voice got louder and the floor disappeared.

Just then, Yami Bakura appeared.

Y. Bakura: Time for you. to WAKE UP!!!

Suddenly, Bakura dropped down and landed in his bed awake. He looked at the clock. It

was 7:00 sharp, the time he was supposed to get ready for school, if it had not been

Saturday.

Bakura: //Why did you wake me so early? It's a Saturday. //

Y. Bakura: // "sarcastically" Whoops, hmm. //

Seeing as he was up, he thought he should get breakfast started. His father was gone on

another archeological expedition. He walked into the kitchen to start making some sunny-

side up eggs when suddenly the doorbell rang. This surprised Bakura seeing as it was

7:00 in the morning.

Bakura: I wonder who that could be?

Bakura walked to the door, and he saw a figure behind it, but when he opened the door, he gasped.

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Kyoté Moon: Oooh, now isn't that scary? No, well just you wait. There is much more to come!

Kaiba eating a giant Crunch bar: No there isn't. This story is the dullest I've ever read.

Kyoté Moon: I'd like to see you write a better one.

Kaiba writes greatest American novel ever.

Kaiba: Hah beat that!

Kyoté Moon: All right, you suck your thumb and have an obsession with glass giraffes!

Everyone in the world comes over to Kaiba and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha!"

Kyoté Moon: Is it just me, or is that getting really annoying.

Bakura: Just you.

Please R&R and no flamers, or else face the wrath of Kaiba's glass giraffe!