Gundamflowne
Part 4
The Insanity Depletes… Or Does it?

Merle trounced off angrily down through the large mansion. Stupid Hitomi, finally the
had gotten rid of her and now she was back. She found herself at a large set of glass
doors, leading out to a mega huge garden and patio area. She scratched around until
finally she opened it, only to bang into some unseen barrier head long. She shook her
head and sniffed around. Everything seemed normal, perhaps it was speed that was
needed. Backing up a bit, she took a flying leap. BAM! She fell back head spinning
bouncing once more off the unseen wall.
Heero looked up from his laptop, which he had taken with him outside the minute he
heard that insistent voice at the door. He saw the catgirl thing laying dazedly sprawled in
the house, just past the screen door. He stood, walked over and slid it open, looking down
at her in question.
"What do you think your doing?" he demanded taking out his gun and aiming it her.
Merle blinked a few times before leaping up and swiping the gun from Heero's grasp,
holding the barrel inches from her nose.
"Ohhh! What's this?" she questioned pulling at different things on the gun, while looking
down the barrel.
Heero hit stealthily out of her paws, just as she pulled the trigger. The shot sounded
through though the house, and Merle screamed running in circles. In seconds, Van
Hitomi, and Trowa had run in, Van looking quite confused about the whole issue.
Merle leapt and latched onto Vans leg, screaming, then turning to hiss at Heero. Hitomi
bent and hugged Merle to comfort her. While Trowa simply raised and eyebrow to Heero.
"I thought you got rid of your gun?" he asked picking it off the floor.
Heero didn't say a word, just turned and walked back outside.
Van looked around, "Where is Prince Quatre?"
Hitomi laughed kicking Merle away from Van, "Prince?"
"He owns a place, he must be"
"Didn't we already confirm that he wasn't" Trowa said sullenly empting the gun.
Van blinked, then pushed Hitomi away. "I better go see how Allan is doing… and god
help us find Dilandau and get him under control"

~*~

Allan woke with a killer headache, and looked around to find himself laying in a large
infirmary. He sat up rubbing his head, noticing another unconscious figure laying
bundled up in a bed next to his, and another beside that. He stood, and prodded the first
figure… it didn't budge. He through back the covers to see a long golden haired girl
laying face down on the pillow. Immediately getting bad vibes. He went on to the second
figure, which he now noticed was squirming around. He pulled back the covers to she
Duo, bound and gagged looking totally terrified. Allan pulled off the gag and Duo
screamed that same second.
"What's wrong?" Alan asked, "Are you hurt?"
Duo took a deep breath and stared at him, then his eyes glazed over, traveling over to
Allan's long golden hair.
"Wow… I never realized how nice your hair was…" he complimented dazedly. "Can I
braid it for you?"
Allan looked at the long bangs falling over his face, then down to Duo's long Braided
hair. "Then can I style your?" he asked Duo hopefully.
"Yes" Duo said nodding, "Untie me first though"
Allan went and grabbed his sword from beside his bed and slashed off the restraints. Duo
leapt up running his fingers through Allan's hair… "oh! So soft! What Shampoo do you
use?"
Allan raised and eyebrow, "Shampoo?"
Duo clapped a hand to his mouth! "You mean you've never used shampoo?"
Allan shook his head.
"God! Then we must do this right!" Duo gasped in shook dragging Allan away, out of the
room and to another huge bathroom. He pulled up a chair and told Allan to sit. "So
you've never had and organic experience?" he asked as he began pulling Allan's hair
back as he tilted his head back in the sink, washing it down.
Allan shook his head.
Duo gasped, grabbing a bottle of Herbal Essence from the counter, and began to wash
Allan's hair.

~*~

Dilandau landed at the bottom of the rail with a thunk, finally bored with the whole thing.
So he got up and began wandering down the halls, in search of something perhaps a little
more destructive. As he came to an unvisited area of the home, he heard a familiar but
scary toned voice echoing out of a room up ahead. Slowly he crept along, finally peering
in around the corner. His jaw dropped.
Allan and Duo were both dancing around the washroom, towels tied about there waists,
bubbles flying every which way. Suds were running from there hair down there chests
and they were singing as if in a drunken stupor.
"I've got the urge! The urge to Herbal!"
"What in Gaea's name!" Dilandau shrieked taking a step back.
Duo looked up, and a wide grin crossed his face, "Say Allan, how about we give your
sister a makeover?"
Allan didn't know what that was, but he followed Duo's lead, as they tackled Dilandau,
dragging him screaming into the washroom.

~*~

Van left Hitomi and the others, traveling down and around, in search of the others that he
had so carelessly forgotten about. He checked the upstairs once more, this time Quatre
was the one who fell from the closet, landing with a thud on the floor. He looked at Van
embarrassedly, blushing, saying that the Brother sister thing had put him there.
"Will you help me find him?" Van asked hopingly
"Sure" Quatre said forcing a smile, damn, why did he have to be such a good host.
Together the wandered around the upstairs, then went back down, covering the portions
that Van hadn't been to get. As they walked a bone chilling scream rang through the
house, one that could belong to no other.
"What was that?" Quatre asked sounding shook up.
"That's him" Van said, sheathing his sword and racing off down the corridor.
Quatre followed nervously behind, and finally the stopped before a closed door. Merle
Hitomi, Trowa and Heero, were there, looking confused and scared.
Quatre ran and hid behind Trowa, and Van moved everyone back.
"Alright, when I open the door, be prepared to tackle him everyone" Van ordered, resting
his hand on the knob.
More blood curdling screams.
"Arrrrrgh!!!" Van yelled fling back the door. Everyone tensed.
Duo and Allan looked up in confusion, Duo's hair long and flowing, Allan's hair done
into one long braid.
Everyone starred in disbelief. Screams from behind the two became more frantic, and
suddenly Dilandau burst through between them screaming as if he were being murdered.
Everyone took one look at his face before falling over bursting into historical laughter.
Except for Heero and Trowa, but a smile did make there lips.
Dilandau's face was as girly as girly gets. He had eyelash extensions, curled hair, thick
lavender eye shadow, ruby red lipstick, and bright pink blush all ever so carefully
applied. His nails were painted purple, and his silver hair curled like Selena's with a bow
tied in it. The dress didn't help either.
And for the first time that day, the old fire within Dilandau's heard roared a deadly blaze,
and he flew out of the room, jumping on Heero's chest and biting his head.


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Sophie: Gomenasai everyone, I'm running low on new idea's, perhaps it will be better
again my the next chapter. Please keep up the reviews, there greatly appreciated and I
love to hear what you thing. Domo, Ja Ne